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They said...I heard...
In this day and age of electronic spoken communication (Skype, voice mail, phone, etc...), and in good old fashioned face to face conversations, I am constantly doing a double take, not with my eyes, but with my ears. I'm sure we all have this experience frequently, and sometimes it can be pretty hysterical. So, go ahead and tell us... What they said, and what you thought you heard... |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Gaige said, "...and on Wednesday, we'll spend the day together, until I tuck you in" I thought I heard, "and on Wednesday, we'll spend the day together, until I fuck you in" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ I guess we know where my subconscious was dwelling for the evening... |
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Holly I hope Wednesday you get both things you have mentioned. (lol)
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I said, "Which week day is your flex day off?"
Co-Worker Andres heard, "Which week day is your pecks day off?" |
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I’ll probably be posting in here frequently since I often hear something other than what was actually said. But I’ll start out with some things I have said into the phone that the voice text picked up wrong. When Hollylane and I first met, I spoke into the mic to text “so you’re 40”. It heard and typed “so you’re horny”. It’s a miracle that she continued to chat with me after that.
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I said, "I love to eat chili"
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Voice texting;
Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'. Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself. |
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Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.
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Instead of reading: Does anyone know about spiritual healing? I read: Does anyone know about sexual healing? Yes, my mind is frequently in the gutter, but that is not new, and I see no reason to feel ashamed about that |
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I said:
"After your break, I'm going to put my show on and go to bed" She heard: "After your break, I'm going to put my shoe on and go to bed" |
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What she said … “That was the biggest fish I caught at Hagg Lake”
What I heard … “That was the biggest fish I caught that had legs” |
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This thread needs [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Scuse-While-Kiss-This-Guy/dp/B0028N73KM/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1365904593&sr=1-1&keywords=excuse+me+while+i+kiss+this+guy"]this book[/ame].
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Off hand I can't recall some of these Oops moments but I can assure you they have happened and I will eventually be contributing to this thread in the future...
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Here they come...
At a dinner party. Total of 6 guests....
host: would anyone like some more dinner? guy: ahahahaaaaaaa! host: what? guy: I thought you said "would anyone like another dinner?" It was super funny with everyone's expressions... |
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I think a visit to the Optometrist is in short order...
The other day while programming the recumbent bike at the gym.
What it SAID: Workout Program What I READ: Wicked Program |
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This is more like what was written and what I read....
I was in the emoticons looking for a good one when I came across, "leatherflag" What I read was, "featherfag" Then I saw it was a flag but thought... it would be total awesomeness to have an emoticon of a drag queen with a feather boa. |
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Gaige said: "I'm going to go get my corn"
I heard: "I'm going to go get my porn" |
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