Guess what I can do..... - Page 4

princessbelle · 09-05-2012, 09:12 AM

Oh wow you all impress me to pieces!!!!!!

Laney, wow that's amazing. Now, i have an average memory regarding faces and names and stuff. I just have that one little talent that i listed. lol.

Oh and...........

I can...

tell if it's gonna rain that day, even if it is sunny outside. This is actually not a talent it's more something that was taught to me when i was little by my papaw.

If leaves on a maple tree or especially a silver maple turn over (it's weird but they do) then there is rain coming within 24 hours. It's strange but it's 100% accurate.

Rockinonahigh · 09-05-2012, 09:41 AM

I can braid rawhide into ropes or bridles with reins as well as build a sadle.The last thing I braided was 6 ft hand made bull whip with a wood handle.

Amber2010 · 09-05-2012, 09:41 AM

I can find a way to make any situation better. For instance when someone is going through a hard time just being there and talking seems to help so much on everything. I call myself a good entertainer since most of my nuttiness is not on purpose but most tell me I am a good listener.

I can get any baby to stop crying in less then five minutes. I have done this many many times with so many of my family and friends babies through the years. I have a way of seeing their needs it doesn't matter if they have colic or just tired.

I can kick butt in Wii.. Yes I am sure you don't think that is a big thing but I can be on the bottom of the scores and somthing inside of me kicks it up and I end up winning at the end. Some say it is because I am so stubborn and am able to phych out my compitition I say me?? stubborn?? no way?? LOL

-Red-Flag- · 09-05-2012, 09:44 AM

Wow I'm impressed at the sheer talent of everyone ...

I can spin a ball ... Football basketball soccer ball ... On all of my fingers and thumb and over the knuckles ...

I have this weird ability to remember mapped out routes

And I can remember customers phone numbers and addresses And where their oil filler pipe is located on their house

My question is how many people have tried to make the armpit fart noise since this thread has started !

Rockinonahigh · 09-05-2012, 09:55 AM

Being a born and raised in Louisiana I have lerned lots about wilderniss servival.I can build fish and game traps that really work,my gramps taught me how to skin a gator when I was a little kid.He once told me you may never need to use this but its good to know how anyway.

I once was chalenged to put on a old style bbq for 60 people with only one person to help,we only had two days to get it done...yes wed it to.

NJFemmie · 09-05-2012, 10:50 AM

I can play the drums.
I can play the violin.
Although I can't read music, and it has been a while.
At work, I've been known to be a walking rolodex.
I have pretty good weather skills.
I have the ability to make people laugh (even when I'm not trying).
Mare has 'rilla feets. She can pick up just about anything with Her toes, and when She pinches, She leaves a hell of a mark.
I can purr like a cat ... very loudly.

ruffryder · 09-05-2012, 12:24 PM

snap my fingers.

make all kinds of dog sounds. lol

talk in a little kid voice.

change a flat/blow out tire. (I should time this and make it even more impressive)

burp , loud! .. and sometimes fart loud too. haha!

ride a bike and ride a wheelie on a bike and ride without hands.

skateboard with some tricks.

cannon ball in a pool, dive from a high board front and standing backwards.

speak, read, write el espanol.

around the world and walk the dog with a yo yo .. heh

NJFemmie · 09-05-2012, 01:02 PM

Oh... and I can do a very convincing bird chirp.

RockOn · 09-05-2012, 02:42 PM

ruffryder, aishash mentioned assclap is sort of like strippers can do ... I guess by wiggling their bottom quickly in a certain motion ... I have seen that done but did not know the name of it.

BTW, I see the assclap post got your attention too. *laughing*

RockOn · 09-05-2012, 02:58 PM

Thank you so much for the assclapping video.

I love seeing a big bottom on a femme ... totally hot hot hot ... the one in the video seemed to have extrodinary abilities.

Hugs and a

for you!

JAGG · 09-05-2012, 03:16 PM

I can say the alphabet backwards. Wiggle my ears. Name every state capital. I can whistle three different ways. I will think of some more in a minute.

ruffryder · 09-05-2012, 03:51 PM

chug a beer without stopping . *hiccup*

and crush the can with my foot or my hand..

lol

JAGG · 09-05-2012, 06:48 PM

I have an uncanny ability to tell if you're lying.
I can open any jar without cheating. Good grip I guess.
I can hum "The farmer in the dell" with one eye closed.
I can read a map with both arms tied behind my back.
hahaha

Corkey · 09-05-2012, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG

I have an uncanny ability to tell if you're lying.
I can open any jar without cheating. Good grip I guess.
I can hum "The farmer in the dell" with one eye closed.
I can read a map with both arms tied behind my back.
hahaha

Isn't GPS wonderful...

Kelt · 09-05-2012, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moxie

But I can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's Island.

I just tried this in my head, I think I sprained something.

ruffryder · 09-05-2012, 06:58 PM

to even read a paper map these days is something to be damn proud of, especially when the GPS has you in BFE looking for an ice cream parlor and all you see is a field of cows.

Kelt · 09-05-2012, 07:17 PM

A long time ago a friend and I used to run navigation rallies in a Morris Mini. We got it down to where we could change a head gasket in 13 minutes flat on the side of the road in the dark.

You'd be surprised how many times that's needed.

(there's no mechanic smilies in here)

Of course I haven't tried it in about 25 years..

Kätzchen · 09-17-2012, 07:09 PM

I have an uncanny ability to remain focused on whatever it is that needs my focused attention: Even in environments where distractions compete for my attention, I'm really good at walling out noise factors.

macele · 09-17-2012, 07:37 PM

katzchen ... that's butch! LOL jk

blush · 09-17-2012, 07:54 PM

I'm a good shot.
I can probably tell you which perfume/cologne you're wearing, or at least who makes it.

09-05-2012, 09:12 AM	#61
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,503 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Oh wow you all impress me to pieces!!!!!! Laney, wow that's amazing. Now, i have an average memory regarding faces and names and stuff. I just have that one little talent that i listed. lol. Oh and........... I can... tell if it's gonna rain that day, even if it is sunny outside. This is actually not a talent it's more something that was taught to me when i was little by my papaw. If leaves on a maple tree or especially a silver maple turn over (it's weird but they do) then there is rain coming within 24 hours. It's strange but it's 100% accurate. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

09-05-2012, 09:44 AM	#64
-Red-Flag- Member How Do You Identify?: .Butch. Join Date: May 2010 Location: .Maine. Posts: 1,254 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,777 Thanked 3,609 Times in 929 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Wow I'm impressed at the sheer talent of everyone ... I can spin a ball ... Football basketball soccer ball ... On all of my fingers and thumb and over the knuckles ... I have this weird ability to remember mapped out routes And I can remember customers phone numbers and addresses And where their oil filler pipe is located on their house My question is how many people have tried to make the armpit fart noise since this thread has started ! __________________ You will always be fond of me. I represent all the sins you never had the courage to commit.--Oscar Wilde Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.--Oscar Wilde I want to fill my mouth with your name.— Pablo Neruda

09-05-2012, 10:50 AM	#66
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,425 Times in 2,978 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	hmmm.... I can play the drums. I can play the violin. Although I can't read music, and it has been a while. At work, I've been known to be a walking rolodex. I have pretty good weather skills. I have the ability to make people laugh (even when I'm not trying). Mare has 'rilla feets. She can pick up just about anything with Her toes, and when She pinches, She leaves a hell of a mark. I can purr like a cat ... very loudly. __________________

09-05-2012, 12:24 PM	#67
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,678 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	well some cant... snap my fingers. make all kinds of dog sounds. lol talk in a little kid voice. change a flat/blow out tire. (I should time this and make it even more impressive) burp , loud! .. and sometimes fart loud too. haha! ride a bike and ride a wheelie on a bike and ride without hands. skateboard with some tricks. cannon ball in a pool, dive from a high board front and standing backwards. speak, read, write el espanol. around the world and walk the dog with a yo yo .. heh

09-05-2012, 01:02 PM	#68
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,425 Times in 2,978 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Oh... and I can do a very convincing bird chirp. __________________

09-05-2012, 09:41 AM	#62
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I can braid rawhide into ropes or bridles with reins as well as build a sadle.The last thing I braided was 6 ft hand made bull whip with a wood handle.

09-05-2012, 09:41 AM	#63
Amber2010 Member How Do You Identify?: Happy, Crazy, Bubbly, Funny, Strong, Outgoing, Friendly Preferred Pronoun?: Femme Relationship Status: Complicated Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 200 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 920 Thanked 594 Times in 154 Posts Rep Power: 3787183	I can find a way to make any situation better. For instance when someone is going through a hard time just being there and talking seems to help so much on everything. I call myself a good entertainer since most of my nuttiness is not on purpose but most tell me I am a good listener. I can get any baby to stop crying in less then five minutes. I have done this many many times with so many of my family and friends babies through the years. I have a way of seeing their needs it doesn't matter if they have colic or just tired. I can kick butt in Wii.. Yes I am sure you don't think that is a big thing but I can be on the bottom of the scores and somthing inside of me kicks it up and I end up winning at the end. Some say it is because I am so stubborn and am able to phych out my compitition I say me?? stubborn?? no way?? LOL

09-05-2012, 09:55 AM	#65
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Being a born and raised in Louisiana I have lerned lots about wilderniss servival.I can build fish and game traps that really work,my gramps taught me how to skin a gator when I was a little kid.He once told me you may never need to use this but its good to know how anyway. I once was chalenged to put on a old style bbq for 60 people with only one person to help,we only had two days to get it done...yes wed it to.

09-05-2012, 02:42 PM	#69
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,308 Times in 2,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	back to ruffryder ruffryder, aishash mentioned assclap is sort of like strippers can do ... I guess by wiggling their bottom quickly in a certain motion ... I have seen that done but did not know the name of it. BTW, I see the assclap post got your attention too. laughing

09-05-2012, 02:58 PM	#70
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,308 Times in 2,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Ms Dutchess Thank you so much for the assclapping video. I love seeing a big bottom on a femme ... totally hot hot hot ... the one in the video seemed to have extrodinary abilities. Hugs and a for you!

09-05-2012, 03:16 PM	#71
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I can say the alphabet backwards. Wiggle my ears. Name every state capital. I can whistle three different ways. I will think of some more in a minute. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

09-05-2012, 03:51 PM	#72
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,678 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	chug a beer without stopping . hiccup and crush the can with my foot or my hand.. lol

09-05-2012, 06:48 PM	#73
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I have an uncanny ability to tell if you're lying. I can open any jar without cheating. Good grip I guess. I can hum "The farmer in the dell" with one eye closed. I can read a map with both arms tied behind my back. hahaha __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

09-05-2012, 06:58 PM	#76
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,678 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	to even read a paper map these days is something to be damn proud of, especially when the GPS has you in BFE looking for an ice cream parlor and all you see is a field of cows.

09-05-2012, 07:17 PM	#77
Kelt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Beach Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,751 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,765 Thanked 15,379 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	A long time ago a friend and I used to run navigation rallies in a Morris Mini. We got it down to where we could change a head gasket in 13 minutes flat on the side of the road in the dark. You'd be surprised how many times that's needed. (there's no mechanic smilies in here) Of course I haven't tried it in about 25 years..

09-17-2012, 07:09 PM	#78
Kätzchen Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Monogamously Attached ❤️ Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where it once rained daily but now it doesn’t. Posts: 15,092 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 35,992 Thanked 32,004 Times in 9,946 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	I have an uncanny ability to remain focused on whatever it is that needs my focused attention: Even in environments where distractions compete for my attention, I'm really good at walling out noise factors.

09-17-2012, 07:37 PM	#79
macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,239 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	katzchen ... that's butch! LOL jk

09-17-2012, 07:54 PM	#80
blush Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: I'm with goofy. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 911 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 962 Thanked 2,376 Times in 616 Posts Rep Power: 15632316	I'm a good shot. I can probably tell you which perfume/cologne you're wearing, or at least who makes it. __________________ "We never forget those who make us blush." Jean-Francois de la Harpe