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Old 11-29-2019, 07:24 AM   #1
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Remember how much fun it was writing to Santa as a child?

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Old 11-29-2019, 07:31 AM   #2
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Dear Santa,

I have a friend who is missing living near a beach so could you please bring her an adult size sandbox, a sand pail and shovel, a beach ball, and anything else beach related.

Thanks Santa.
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Dear Santa,

I have a friend who is really into bushcraft. Could you please bring her a new knife, saw, hatchet, and water purification system.

Thanks Santa

P.S. She's is an avid baker so no doubt she'll be leaving you something wonderful and delicious on the kitchen counter!
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Dear Santa,

I know a very nice lady that I think would love her very own stairmaster. See the gym, where she workouts, recently replaced its equipment and left only two that she prefers. Sometimes it's hard for her to access one there. I realize hauling an item like that on a sled could be precarious so if a stairmaster isn't possible could you at least bring her a couple pairs of Walking Shoes.

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Santa you KNOW what I want eh. Same ole same ole..
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Dear Santa,

I have a buddy who does a lot of traveling for their job and could use a couple of snazzy blazers. If you like me are not a slave to fashion, perhaps Mrs Clause could help pick them out.

Thanks Santa.
P.S. This buddy is a very good cook so make sure and check on the stove for something tasty!
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Stone, I heard you've been very well behaved so perhaps this will be your lucky year..
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Dear moe, I have had to be well behaved as Santa didn't deliver last year either. I am glad you are in close contact with him though so you know I have been good eh. Such a bud. LOL
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Dear Santa,

Could you please bring a nice woman I know a fine assortment of Christmas tree ornaments so she'll have them for next year. It seems someone has absconded with her previous ones! Could you also bring her a year's worth of applesauce, preferably homemade and direct from Mrs Clause's kitchen?

Thanks Santa.

P.S. Something tells me if you check in her refrigerator an icy cold coke awaits you.
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Dear Santa,

I know this is an highly usual request, but when you fly over Canada could you pick up a "hitchhiker" of sorts? She has a fairly young grand-baby I'm sure she'd love to see and well you know Santa those long lines and grumpy TSA workers at the airports just take all the joy out of flying in the conventional manner!

Thanks Santa.
P.S. She has a wonderful sense of humor Santa and no doubt she'll have you in stitches all the way to Australia!
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Dear Santa,

I love this thread. I've been reminiscing of all Christmases past. When I was smaller and actually asked Santa. When I was older and Santa surprised me.

Of late, I would really like to go back in time and re-live a Christmas so I could see all my family together again. Ahhhh, sweet Christmas memories...

Thank you Santa for taking me back to them

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Dear Santa.
Please turn back time to 1991 so I can watch my little boy so happy dressed in his fuzzy PJ's and Santa hat and a big goofy smile.
Thank you
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