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Old 11-17-2018, 12:57 PM   #1
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A malapropism is loosely defined as the wrong use of a word or term, with the outcome often turning out funny.


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Jesus healed the leopards
Making a mountain out of a mole hole
The worm's on the other foot now
You take me for granite
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That butch is a wolf in cheap clothing


Ask an elderly person what's new. You'll probably hear a malapropism within a few minutes. Share your favorites...
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Rene and i have a good friend who is notorious for these.

My favorite so far is "75% half off sale".

Guess it really isn't a malapropism but it is funny.
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Look who's calling the kettle black ! in reference to Someone who speaks out both sides of their mouth ~ is this what u mean by malapropism's ?
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Rene and i have a good friend who is notorious for these.

My favorite so far is "75% half off sale".

Guess it really isn't a malapropism but it is funny.

It's a total malapropism!
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Look who's calling the kettle black ! in reference to Someone who speaks out both sides of their mouth ~ is this what u mean by malapropism's ?
Not quite, but keep trying. A malapropism would be more like,
"Look who's calling the kettle back!"
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True story ....... my sister-in-law was speaking to her mother about me ..... "Mum, did you hear about Deb's autopsy?" Apparently there was dead silence for a few seconds before her Mum said "Autopsy? Are you sure? Deb's on her way over for a cup of tea!" lolol

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my mom has had some doozies...

she once said she needed to get her medicine subscription refilled. Not funny but it’s kinda cute
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As Yogi Bear once famously said......."Texas has a lot of electrical votes." when he should of said "electoral votes"........
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Norm Crosby was the king of of malapropisms back in the day.......



"Listen to the blabbing brook." Norm Crosby
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If you're old enough you might remember this one....


"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." by Dan Quayle, Vice President
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many couples that I marry will often say

*We want to say our own vowels*
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*We want to say our own vowels*

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she once said she needed to get her medicine subscription refilled. Not funny but it’s kinda cute
That's like me saying I need to renew my prescription to Chicago Magazine....
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Malapropism


A malapropism is the mistaken use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance.

The word originates with the character "Mrs Malaprop", a humorous old aunt character in Richard Sheridan's 1775 comedy-of-manners, The Rivals.

Here's to: ( That's a lil joke. )


" 'I am a person who recognises the fallacy of humans' George W Bush to Oprah Winfrey. "


" 'He eludes confidence' William Bratton, Los Angeles police chief, of Barack Obama's second inaugural speech, 2009."
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MY personal favorite.........



I still laugh about the "book suppository"!!!

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Here is one hilarious malapropism of his..


"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it.”
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Pittsburgh Steelers, coach Bill Cowher, likely gave his players a scare when he mixed up “circumvent,” meaning “go around,” with a medical procedure.


He said, “We're not attempting to circumcise rules.”
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Default Yogi Bear no doubt meant ambidextrous...

when he said....



"He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious".
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Many moons ago I remember a man with a broken arm coming in to pay a bill. The receptionist asked if she could write the check out for him to help him.

His reply "no its ok I'm bisexual"

Obviously meaning ambidextrous
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