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12-04-2016, 01:08 AM
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What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
Close the door I am dressing! Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because it kept saying "Bach, bach, bach. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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12-04-2016, 12:02 PM
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing it was on the house!
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12-05-2016, 10:40 PM
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water..lol
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12-06-2016, 10:45 AM
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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I was wondering why that football was getting larger and larger....
and then BAM! It hit me.
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12-06-2016, 11:13 AM
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knock knock anyone?
Knock Knock
Who's there? Wayne Wayne who? Wayne in a manger...! Knock Knock Who's there? Holly Holly who? Holly-days are here again! Knock Knock. Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. Knock Knock Who's There? Britney Spears! Britney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's There? Oops I did it again Knock Knock Who's There? Hanna Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree! Knock Knock Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!
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How do you define courage? Is it the absence of fear? You might think, under the weight of your fears, "I am not courageous." But maybe you have the wrong perspective. Courage can be measured in many ways, and is not the absence or denial of fear, but the willingness to act vulnerably. When you're faced with the unknown and then you stand on the edge of risk, courage brings you to the point where you are able to take flight, though you might be unsure of your wings. |
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01-02-2017, 10:55 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
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01-02-2017, 11:17 AM
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Four little birds got together one winter to discuss their flight plans
First little bird says "My instincts tell me to go north" Second little bird says "My instincts tell me to go south" Third little bird says" My instincts tell me to go west" Fourth little bird says "my end stinks" 
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02-23-2017, 02:15 PM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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A new study has found that women who carry extra weight live longer than than the men who mention it.
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03-08-2017, 06:36 PM
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C, Eb and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors".
A plateau is the highest form of flattery. What's orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot. "I stand corrected." said the man in his orthopedic shoes.
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03-14-2017, 09:28 AM
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What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow girl!
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03-17-2017, 05:54 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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What do you call an Irishman sitting on a couch? "Paddy O'Furniture"
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03-17-2017, 10:11 PM
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why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.🍀🍀🍀
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03-17-2017, 10:12 PM
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How can you tell if an Irishwoman is having fun?
She is Dublin over with laughter!
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04-14-2017, 09:03 AM
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From eggplants. 
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04-16-2017, 07:25 AM
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
He eggercises! Why did the Easter Egg hide? He was a little chicken! Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? It was the chicken's day off! Why did the Easter Bunny go see a therapist? Because he was a basketcase! |
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04-16-2017, 11:19 AM
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Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pennsylvania!!!
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05-02-2017, 09:10 PM
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"What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?
A postage stamp," ~ Max, Jutta's son. (In, All The Light We Cannot See.pp. 509: Doerr, A. 2014, Simon & Schuster, NY, NY).
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06-02-2017, 03:40 PM
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corny, yet cute. :)
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06-02-2017, 04:57 PM
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I found out I was colorblind today.
It was totally out of the purple.
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