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Old 05-03-2020, 01:07 PM   #41
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I was looking for some tortoise shells
But these were on sale next to the disposable cameras
Tried 'em on and suddenly, it occurred to me
That buying Little Debbies felt a little more glamorous
In the checkout line, don't I look good?
In my pink sunglasses
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Oh I was fishing he was wishing
We were kissing I was getting
Madder than a hornet in an old coke can
Getting closer sliding over
Crowding up my casting shoulder
Reaching out and tryna hold my reeling hand
Saying I'm pretty saying he's in love
And how it don't get any better than this

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I'll just mix 'em in my drink
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I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car...

Actually the version I like best says sitting on the dashboard of my trusty old Chevrolet but I couldn't find that one so instead I'm giving you these guys cause I find them entertaining and like their pickin



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Anybody remember the song by Jerry Reed and Willie Nelson?

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Pass the biscuits please.



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She fired up my old hot rod
Ran it in the pond
Put sugar in my John Deere
I can’t even mow my lawn
And I got nobody to blame but me
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well hell I do apologize no one puts the words to the title. <-- minding my own business and apologizing and won't happen again. Put words or whatever to your song moe LOL....
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How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any man can take
Being Mr. Mom
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'Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Red solo cup you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
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Red solo cup, you're not just a cup.
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