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*Shakes head REALLY hard at these lyrics, I am just the messenger folks, put down the rotten tomatoes.
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got, two fun bags, Show them to me *This song only gets worse.....yikes! Rodney Carrington
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Thought of a couple of lines from two different Country artists, from years ago. I like both sets of lyrics not because they come across as 'funny' or 'silly', but because both Country artists were known for their ability to tell a story via song. Remember Tom T. Hall and Johnny Paycheck? I was never a big fan of either of them, but both of them wrote certain songs that sort of dealt with hypocrisy (as a human condition).
"Buffalo Chips is all it means to me," from Faster Horses (Tom T. Hall). And... "That one stained glass window coulda fed that whino's family for years," from The Outlaw's Prayer (Johnny Paycheck).
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I don't know if it's so much as funny or silly, BUT "Take This Job And Shove It" sure fits at times! |
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This is the version by country artist ( one of my favorites) Keith Urban. Which by the way, recently performed a concert at a drive in. Sign of the times I suppose.
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Got it goin’ on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how’s she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son)
Trace Adkins 2005 *where to start on this one. Aside from pissing off every feminist on the planet, who the hell slaps his grandma? Not only rude, but illegal! I'm leaving the donkey kong thing alone....yikes.
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I was country when country wasn't cool (Barbara Mandrell). Did you know that Barbara Mandrell could play the steel guitar at the age of eleven? I once heard her play steel guitar at a rodeo, years ago. She toured back then with Johnny Cash. I was nine years old when I saw her at the rodeo. Our family attended rodeos each year, back when I was really young.
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This is why people should think twice about marriage
It was 1982 when Jerry Reed must have made a bazzillion bucks off this song:
“she got the gold mine, I got the shaft” (title of song) 🎶 🎶 🎶 “… well, she got the gold mine (she got the gold mine) I got the shaft (I got the shaft) They split it all down the middle But she got the better half It all sounds mighty funny But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine I got the shaft” 🥹🥺😢🥺🥺 Link to lyrics: https://www.google.com/search?sca_es...49&dpr=3#ebo=1
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