Old-Fashioned Words and Phrases - Page 13

JAGG · 07-14-2011, 02:39 PM

Red in
the morning sailors warning, red at night sailors delight.
Fox smells his own hole first.
If the shoe fits wear it.
Don't get too big for your britches.
Monkey see monkey do.
Do I look like bank of america
Money doesn't grow on trees
either stay inside ,or outside this isn't grand central station
Were you born in a barn close the door

tapu · 07-14-2011, 02:54 PM

get on the stick

"hurry up and get started"

You better get on the stick with that cleanin', girl!

Dreams · 07-14-2011, 02:57 PM

you can't unring a bell..

JAGG · 07-14-2011, 07:50 PM

Two peas in a pod.
Feast or famine
Your hair looks like you combed it with a fire cracker.
Get your act together.
If you had 3 hands you'd choke to death (meaning you eat too fast)
You don't know whether to scratch your ass or wind your watch.
Get your priorities straight.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.
Life is full of hard knocks get used to it.
Defend your convictions, it's who you are.
Honesty is the best policy.
If someone punches you, you punch them back twice as hard.
No use crying over spilt milk.
Nobody likes a tattle tale.

Gráinne · 07-14-2011, 10:45 PM

And how could I forget:

Never a borrower nor a lender be
Beauty fades; dumb is forever
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining (thanks Judge Judy for both of those)
Beauty is as beauty does
They that dance must pay the piper
Knee high by the Fourth of July
Lower than a pregnant ant
Little pitchers have big ears
Blind as a bat
Works like a dog
Sick as a horse
Used everything on that pig but the oink (thanks, Dad)

socialjustice_fsu · 07-14-2011, 10:55 PM

My mother to me while I was in the backseat of her car (age 4, not 35): "Do you want me to stop this car and pop you?"

Me: "No."

Have not heard that in years....

jelli · 07-14-2011, 11:01 PM

"Well, I swanny."

JAGG · 07-18-2011, 11:15 AM

Yes I have more, bet you thought it wasn't possible.

Home again home again jigity jig.
Whether its cold or whether its hot, we'll have weather , whether or not.
Like beating your head against the wall.
Talking to you, is like talking to the wall.
Let's not, and say we did.
If you want to argue, go upstairs, if I'm not there in 5 min. Start without me. ( haha always worked to shut us up )
If I had an extra 20 dollars, I'd sit up all night long and stare at it.
Don't let that money burn a hole in your pocket.
There is truth to every lie.
There are 2 sides to every story.

msW8ing · 07-18-2011, 11:36 AM

Can't dance and it's too wet to plow.
More skiddish than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
More nervous than a wh*%e in church.
Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Two heads are better than one.
Do you wanna go pick a switch? (Umm yeah like we WANTED to)
Do you think I was born yesterday?

JAGG · 07-19-2011, 09:25 AM

Told you I have a lot!
Hind sight is 20\20.
If it was a snake it would have bitten you.
Can't see the forest through the trees
Par for the course
Familiarity breeds contempt
Can't see for looking ( meaning you are trying to hard)
Can't win for losing
Close but no cigar
Give em enough rope they'll hang themselves.

Greyson · 07-20-2011, 01:05 AM

Another pearl of wisdom from my mother.....

"Give your soul to God because your ass is mine."

She would say this when it was time to pay the piper for some wrong action I did, said or thought about.

JAGG · 07-20-2011, 10:06 AM

My get up and go, has got up and went.
Good things come to those who wait.
Bless your little pea picking heart.
Smart as a box a rocks.
Running around like a chicken with your head cut off.
Quit fiddle farting around
Quit dilly dalleying.

Dante · 07-21-2011, 03:12 PM

What in tarnation ?

msW8ing · 07-21-2011, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante

What in tarnation ?

I never did figure out where tarnation is.

07-22-2011, 03:25 AM

Lawks a'mercy

Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Put t'wood in'th'ole! (that's 'put the wood in the hole' - shut the door!)

msW8ing · 07-22-2011, 09:07 AM

If (insert name of stupid friend here) jumped off a bridge would you?
It's just over yonder. (Yonder was always at least a mile walk through the pasture)
How many times do I gotta tell you to (insert chore here) clean out your ears you got taters growing in em?
Kwitcherbellyachin (Quit your belly aching)

Gemme · 07-24-2011, 09:04 PM

I TOLD Ebon to 'keep his eyes peeled', but we both missed the turn anyway today.

JAGG · 07-26-2011, 03:29 PM

Shit or get off the pot.
I feel like a million bucks
youre just spitting into the wind

Gentle Tiger · 07-26-2011, 04:02 PM

they don't have 2 nickels to rub together

Dante · 07-26-2011, 09:04 PM

Heavens to Betsy .........

07-14-2011, 02:39 PM	#241
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	more Red in the morning sailors warning, red at night sailors delight. Fox smells his own hole first. If the shoe fits wear it. Don't get too big for your britches. Monkey see monkey do. Do I look like bank of america Money doesn't grow on trees either stay inside ,or outside this isn't grand central station Were you born in a barn close the door __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-14-2011, 02:54 PM	#242
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,112 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	get on the stick "hurry up and get started" You better get on the stick with that cleanin', girl! __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

07-14-2011, 02:57 PM	#243
Dreams In memory of How Do You Identify?: self proclaimed ruler of nekid monday's Preferred Pronoun?: Hey you.. Relationship Status: busy.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: over there~~> Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 712 Thanked 804 Times in 255 Posts Rep Power: 10433810	you can't unring a bell.. __________________ DREAMS.... It is good to have an end to journey towards, but it is the journey that matters in the end. Ursula Le Guin

07-14-2011, 07:50 PM	#244
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	sayings Two peas in a pod. Feast or famine Your hair looks like you combed it with a fire cracker. Get your act together. If you had 3 hands you'd choke to death (meaning you eat too fast) You don't know whether to scratch your ass or wind your watch. Get your priorities straight. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all. Life is full of hard knocks get used to it. Defend your convictions, it's who you are. Honesty is the best policy. If someone punches you, you punch them back twice as hard. No use crying over spilt milk. Nobody likes a tattle tale. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-14-2011, 10:45 PM	#245
Gráinne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Neither, nada, out of the box Preferred Pronoun?: My name always works Relationship Status: Happy whatever happens Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Little Rock Posts: 1,818 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,011 Thanked 7,246 Times in 1,416 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	And how could I forget: Never a borrower nor a lender be Beauty fades; dumb is forever Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining (thanks Judge Judy for both of those) Beauty is as beauty does They that dance must pay the piper Knee high by the Fourth of July Lower than a pregnant ant Little pitchers have big ears Blind as a bat Works like a dog Sick as a horse Used everything on that pig but the oink (thanks, Dad) __________________ The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck

07-14-2011, 10:55 PM	#246
socialjustice_fsu Member How Do You Identify?: Feminine Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: It’s all good. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The gulf waters are sapphire blue and the beach sand is white as snow. Posts: 607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,866 Thanked 2,158 Times in 439 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	... My mother to me while I was in the backseat of her car (age 4, not 35): "Do you want me to stop this car and pop you?" Me: "No." Have not heard that in years.... __________________ If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill

07-14-2011, 11:01 PM	#247
jelli Member How Do You Identify?: Femmilicious Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: And you said I wasn’t your type!!! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: SC Posts: 836 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,758 Thanked 1,079 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 16588547	Southern "Well, I swanny." __________________ “Sometimes we make the right decision; sometimes we make the decision right.” “Every conflict is a lesson in self-discovery for both of us. Sometimes it's only hindsight that makes it worth it. For you, I would do it all again.“

07-18-2011, 11:15 AM	#248
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	yes I hve more Yes I have more, bet you thought it wasn't possible. Home again home again jigity jig. Whether its cold or whether its hot, we'll have weather , whether or not. Like beating your head against the wall. Talking to you, is like talking to the wall. Let's not, and say we did. If you want to argue, go upstairs, if I'm not there in 5 min. Start without me. ( haha always worked to shut us up ) If I had an extra 20 dollars, I'd sit up all night long and stare at it. Don't let that money burn a hole in your pocket. There is truth to every lie. There are 2 sides to every story. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-18-2011, 11:36 AM	#249
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,498 Times in 655 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Can't dance and it's too wet to plow. More skiddish than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. More nervous than a wh%e in church. Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free. A penny saved is a penny earned. Two heads are better than one. Do you wanna go pick a switch? (Umm yeah like we WANTED to) Do you think I was born yesterday? __________________ Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

07-19-2011, 09:25 AM	#250
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	told you Told you I have a lot! Hind sight is 20\20. If it was a snake it would have bitten you. Can't see the forest through the trees Par for the course Familiarity breeds contempt Can't see for looking ( meaning you are trying to hard) Can't win for losing Close but no cigar Give em enough rope they'll hang themselves. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-20-2011, 01:05 AM	#251
Greyson Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transmasculine/Non-Binary Preferred Pronoun?: Hy (Pronounced He) Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 6,589 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,132 Thanked 8,165 Times in 2,007 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Another pearl of wisdom from my mother..... "Give your soul to God because your ass is mine." She would say this when it was time to pay the piper for some wrong action I did, said or thought about. __________________ Sometimes you don't realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. - Susan Gale

07-20-2011, 10:06 AM	#252
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	im back My get up and go, has got up and went. Good things come to those who wait. Bless your little pea picking heart. Smart as a box a rocks. Running around like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit fiddle farting around Quit dilly dalleying. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-21-2011, 03:12 PM	#253
Dante Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: Hym Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 419 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,248 Thanked 496 Times in 206 Posts Rep Power: 3481781	What in tarnation ? __________________ Goooooooo LAKERS !!!!!!

07-22-2011, 03:25 AM	#255
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Lawks a'mercy Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Put t'wood in'th'ole! (that's 'put the wood in the hole' - shut the door!)

07-22-2011, 09:07 AM	#256
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,498 Times in 655 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	If (insert name of stupid friend here) jumped off a bridge would you? It's just over yonder. (Yonder was always at least a mile walk through the pasture) How many times do I gotta tell you to (insert chore here) clean out your ears you got taters growing in em? Kwitcherbellyachin (Quit your belly aching) __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

07-24-2011, 09:04 PM	#257
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,179 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,659 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	I TOLD Ebon to 'keep his eyes peeled', but we both missed the turn anyway today. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

07-26-2011, 03:29 PM	#258
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	its me again Shit or get off the pot. I feel like a million bucks youre just spitting into the wind __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-26-2011, 04:02 PM	#259
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07-26-2011, 09:04 PM	#260
Dante Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: Hym Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 419 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,248 Thanked 496 Times in 206 Posts Rep Power: 3481781	Heavens to Betsy ......... __________________ Goooooooo LAKERS !!!!!!