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Old 02-05-2010, 02:23 PM   #1
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As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak.


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Of course you know I googled ....

... blah blah blah... oh here we go ... coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets. The civets eat the berries, but the beans inside pass through their system undigested.

Ew. Your sipping on poo covered coffee beans?
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It is one of the newest International House of Coffee flavors, doncha know.
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Keeping it simple. I wonder if there's poo-beans in that too now.
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How guilty did I feel crushing on a 16 year old (at that time). Ugh. Horrible. I felt so dirty.
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(We are talking about Lady Ga Ga after all... )
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OMG I loved it ... and I roared at her hair getting stuck in the door!
Thanks for the laugh .. nice way to kick start the weekend. (Or get punched in da nose ... whatevahh...)
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I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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Send them to cat kindergarten! Our cats can spell food and "Let's scratch the couch."

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I think secretly they may have created the English language and spell incorrectly so that we don't become suspicious. They do enjoy feeling superior.
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I am hungry. Hun. Gree. I wish a certain butch would just make up her mind whether she wants to eat together tonight or not, so I know whether to have un petit snack or an early supper when I leave here.
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