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Old 12-22-2009, 10:08 AM   #101
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Getting on a damn plane..
Spending five hours on damn planes and in freaking airports..
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Old 12-22-2009, 11:17 AM   #102
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Make Daddy's coffee - done
Finish Laundry
Visit a friend in the hospital
Get notebook organized for next term at college.
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Old 12-22-2009, 11:25 AM   #103
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Laundry.. picking up a few things for doggies to go to camp for a couple days...packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas... Digging out a car without sliding it into a truck...
and as ever.. missing and waitin on a woman

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Old 12-22-2009, 11:27 AM   #104
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{{{{{{{{{{{Cyn}}}}}}}}}}}}} Safe travel, love!

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oh yeah, and of course subvert the religeous-rights' agenda and recruit as many gays, jews, pagans, kinksters, etc as is humanly possibly

And find some big gay yarn at the Hobby Lobby.
*big gay eyebrows fly up into big gay hairline*

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oooooooooooo, Hoooobbbbby Lobbyyyyyy.....

Soooo, how many recruits you think we can find in the yarn section? My Big Gay Agenda for today has suddenly gotten more interesting.



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Old 12-22-2009, 11:28 AM   #105
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...packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas...
Safe travel to you and Christie, darlin!
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Old 12-22-2009, 11:56 AM   #106
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* Get my big gay self in the shower
*Stop by Starbucks to get fuel for a trip
*Drive 2 hours to Tuscaloosa for interviews with players
*Wait 30 minutes on Alabama football players to ungracioiusly decide to come out and give interviews.
*Get 15 minutes worth of interviews
*Swing by Starbucks to get fuel for return 2-hour trip
*Drive 2 hours back home
*Transcribe interviews (my least favorite part of my job. They were pretty boring the first time.)
*Go home, play with little gay pups and check out the Internet.
*Wonder why MizzSabra didn't have me on her cookie list *grin*


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packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas...
Yo Jess, love it. We call Starkville, Miss., ....Starkvegas.
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:00 PM   #107
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Safe travel to you and Christie, darlin!

Thank ya kindly! I will more than likely do most of the driving, coz she just makes me nervous! I grip the "oh hell handle" for all she's worth! Christie grew up driving in Nash, where every street dumps onto a highway and everyone thinks they are the next contender for NASCAR fame! Me?. Not so much..LOL!

Hope everyone has a great holiday!!!
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:29 PM   #108
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Wonder why I didn't bake extra so I could have some!
See, this is why I always make sure that a few are slightly off - misshapen or a tad scorched on one edge (easy enough since I have to bake in a damned electric oven ). Worst case scenario, I *oops* break a few.
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:40 PM   #110
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Laundry.. picking up a few things for doggies to go to camp for a couple days...packing stuff for our Christmas visit to Nashvegas... Digging out a car without sliding it into a truck...
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Finally finished the Christmas shopping.....now just gotta wrap em. Hoping that if I stare at the ski slope that used to be my driveway long enough, the snow will magically melt on its own. Dang it! I am tired of shoveling!
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See, this is why I always make sure that a few are slightly off - misshapen or a tad scorched on one edge (easy enough since I have to bake in a damned electric oven ). Worst case scenario, I *oops* break a few.
Turns out I have some left over! Whooohoooo! The Chocolate Hazelnut dipped in chocolate ones are particularily tasty! But then there is the chocolate shortbread. Or maybe the Ambrosia Macaroons.....




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Tryin to relax the last 2 days have been extremely stressful and it has me so run down I forget to eat
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*bump, bump bump* It's hummmp day, and gay day! haha.. what happened to this thread. It's funny. *bumpin it up!*

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Doing my gay dishes.
Sweeping the gay floor.
Scrubbing the gay bathrooms.
Going to the gay Post Office.
Missed the damned gay garbage!

Might fit a gay nap in there. Ya never know.

Have a happy gay day everyone!

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Doing "Gay" Yoga... and it really is called gay yoga

Now I am drinking my super delicious amazingly strong "gay" coffee brought to me by my favorite gay barista

Later I will be going to my super "gay" weight lifting class to work on my super sexy DYKE triceps...
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