Corny jokes - Page 21

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-11-2014, 04:55 PM

I would imagine that if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy!

Mel C. · 06-11-2014, 05:27 PM

Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
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Of course not, it hasn't come out yet

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-12-2014, 04:56 AM

Kobi · 06-12-2014, 09:47 AM

Degotoga · 06-12-2014, 11:46 AM

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.

Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

gotoseagrl · 06-12-2014, 02:22 PM

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
(Dino-mite!)

What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
(Her shadow!)

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-12-2014, 07:02 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-13-2014, 03:19 AM

Kobi · 06-13-2014, 06:20 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-13-2014, 06:40 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-14-2014, 03:39 AM

gotoseagrl · 06-14-2014, 09:39 PM

What do you give a sick bird?
(Tweet-ment)

What do you give a sick pig?
(Oink-ment)

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
(Because it wasn't peeling well!)

BestButchBoy · 06-15-2014, 10:46 AM

then it dawned on me.

ksrainbow · 06-16-2014, 05:34 PM

When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud

What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!

Can Bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets

How do lightning bolts flirt? They electrocute each other

Candelion · 06-17-2014, 01:15 PM

Did you know James Bond once slept through an earthquake?
He was shaken, not stirred.

BestButchBoy · 06-17-2014, 03:17 PM

An instagram.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 06-17-2014, 06:03 PM

Janstevie · 06-19-2014, 12:29 PM

Did you hear about the guy who got run over by a steam train? He was chuffed to bits.

JustLovelyJenn · 06-19-2014, 04:32 PM

Candelion · 06-19-2014, 07:33 PM

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

06-12-2014, 11:46 AM	#405
Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,386 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?" __________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

06-12-2014, 02:22 PM	#406
gotoseagrl Senior Member How Do You Identify?: old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?: mermaid, very lucky babygirl Relationship Status: Saltwater mermaid ♡ Join Date: May 2010 Location: CA Posts: 2,209 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,192 Thanked 6,116 Times in 1,726 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? (Dino-mite!) What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? (Her shadow!) __________________ Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence

06-14-2014, 09:39 PM	#412
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06-15-2014, 10:46 AM	#413
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06-16-2014, 05:34 PM	#414
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 762 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,680 Thanked 2,149 Times in 561 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	6.05 thus far since 6/1/14... When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis! Can Bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets How do lightning bolts flirt? They electrocute each other

06-11-2014, 04:55 PM	#401
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06-11-2014, 05:27 PM	#402
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06-12-2014, 04:56 AM	#403
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06-12-2014, 09:47 AM	#404
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06-12-2014, 07:02 PM	#407
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06-13-2014, 03:19 AM	#408
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06-13-2014, 06:20 AM	#409
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06-13-2014, 06:40 PM	#410
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06-14-2014, 03:39 AM	#411
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06-17-2014, 01:15 PM	#415
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06-17-2014, 03:17 PM	#416
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06-17-2014, 06:03 PM	#417
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06-19-2014, 12:29 PM	#418
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06-19-2014, 04:32 PM	#419
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06-19-2014, 07:33 PM	#420
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