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Old 07-09-2010, 06:45 AM   #41
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I'd rather bleach it. For those who don't know me, I'm a fanatic about my hair.

Unless put in a predicament that I absolutely had no choice, then I would be forced to shave it bald.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?


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I'd rather bleach it. For those who don't know me, I'm a fanatic about my hair.

Unless put in a predicament that I absolutely had no choice, then I would be forced to shave it bald.

After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?
Vinegar ~ at least I'd smell like a pickle.


*Would you rather drop a load of bricks on your feet or drop bricks on your parent's feet?*
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Vinegar ~ at least I'd smell like a pickle.


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I'm going with my mom...only because she's deceased and doesn't use her feet much any more anyway.

Would you rather be conjoined with someone at the head or the hip?
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I'm going with my mom...only because she's deceased and doesn't use her feet much any more anyway.

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hmmm I'd say the HIP.... this way I can watch when they are do it!... lmccao


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A slow one I think, to be able to get everything in order for my wife, finances etc.

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A slow one I think, to be able to get everything in order for my wife, finances etc.

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Blind. A life without music as I know it is not a life I want to lead.

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A maggot. I wouldn't want to deal with the spider's legs. A maggot is small and slimy and would go down easily.

*Would you rather be stuffed and locked into a suitcase or in a 50-gallon drum?

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A suitcase, easier to break out of I think.

Would you rather be unusually tall or unusually short?
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Unusually tall. Who wants to be like Tom Cruise?

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Without heat. You can only take so many clothes off.

WYR eat a handful of whole peppercorns or a bottle of tabasco sauce?
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Without heat. You can only take so many clothes off.

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Tabasco. The peppercorns are too crunchy. LOL

WYR eat an oyster or a rocky mountain oyster?
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Hmmm the thought of that makes my butt hole burn....
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Tabasco. The peppercorns are too crunchy. LOL

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Ewwwww. A regular oyster.


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A honey bee.

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Speech any day. Karaoke and me make SCARYoke.

WYR be surprised or know what you are getting for a gift?
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I love surprises (only good ones though).

WYR cook a meal for a date or go out to dinner?
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Considering my cooking skills..lol, going out to dinner is the only kind thing to do.

wyr, keep a lover by telling lies or risk losing them by speaking the truth?
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