Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 436

Abigail Crabby · 01-23-2012, 05:56 PM

YOU
KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...

1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't
played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.

4. You e-mail and text the
person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail or text addresses.

6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries...

7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it. '

10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading
this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list

~~~~~~~~~~~AND
FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
NOW, YOU ARE LAUGHING at
yourself.

Hollylane · 01-23-2012, 05:58 PM

That was an excellent post Abby!

Abigail Crabby · 01-23-2012, 06:14 PM

Thank you Holly

Honey · 01-23-2012, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smouldering

When in the course of an instant's choice, remember the ripple effect that it can have on all those who love you... Not everyone in your life can handle the things that make you... YOU...

so very true baby doll !

tonaderspeisung · 01-23-2012, 07:17 PM

Mister Bent · 01-23-2012, 07:35 PM

This weekend we started our cat on Paula Deen's Antebellum Feline Formula (With Butter).

Twelve hours ago, he assumed this pose and hasn't moved since.

Does anyone here own a cat?

- Concerned

ButchEire · 01-23-2012, 07:36 PM

Dear Bent,

Just make sure he takes his diabetes medication.

Signed,
Equally concerned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

This weekend we started our cat on Paula Deen's Antebellum Feline Formula (With Butter).

Twelve hours ago, he assumed this pose and hasn't moved since.

Does anyone here own a cat?

- Concerned

Lady Pamela · 01-23-2012, 10:24 PM

Lady Pamela · 01-24-2012, 02:15 AM

SugarFemme · 01-24-2012, 02:29 AM

My daughter and I were watching a TV show tonight and the most beautiful song was on the show in the background, so I looked it up. The lyrics were beautiful to me, so I wanted to share them. Enjoy.

My Heart With You by The Rescues

Waited a hundred years to see your face,
And I would wait a hundred more
If only to be near you,
To have you and to hear you.
Isn't that what time is for?

I sailed a thousand ships in search of you.
Traveled to distant land.
I dove for sunken gold.
I took what I could hold,
But you're still the greatest treasure I've held in my hands.
My love, the reason I survive,
Trust we'll be together soon.
Should our fire turn to dark,
Take my heart with you.

A tattered photograph my pocket holds.
I keep you secretly.
I studied every line.
You're etched upon my mind
For not a million soldiers could take you from me.

My love, the reason I survive
Trust we'll be together soon
Should our fire turn to dark,
Take my heart with you.
You

My love, the reason I survive,
Trust we'll be together soon.
Should our fire turn to dark,
Take my heart with you.
Take my heart with you.
Take my heart with you.

tapu · 01-24-2012, 06:07 AM

My 12yo son, in all innocence and sincerity, Mama, I've never really understood. How do lesbians have sex?

Honey · 01-24-2012, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

My 12yo son, in all innocence and sincerity, Mama, I've never really understood. How do lesbians have sex?

...to which you reply,.."the same as everyone else, only waaaay better!!"

tapu · 01-24-2012, 07:14 AM

I gave him the old line, "In more ways than you can imagine."

(Not really.)

msW8ing · 01-24-2012, 10:26 AM

suebee · 01-24-2012, 11:04 AM

If it weren't for video games, DAYS could go by without me having accomplished anything at all!

Inked_Trinity · 01-24-2012, 11:53 AM

dixie · 01-24-2012, 12:58 PM

dixie · 01-24-2012, 01:21 PM

Inked_Trinity · 01-24-2012, 01:31 PM

midwest chick · 01-24-2012, 01:42 PM

Why is it that I can wait to use the bathroom forever at work, or in public, but the need to urinate increases by 10 million exponentially every second I'm trying to unlock the front door? (hands shaking, dropped keys, dogs underfoot)

sigh....

oh, good, pants are still dry!

01-23-2012, 05:56 PM	#8701
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,667 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail and text the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail or text addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries... 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. ' 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ NOW, YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. __________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

01-23-2012, 06:14 PM	#8703
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,667 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Thank you Holly __________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

01-23-2012, 07:35 PM	#8706
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,829 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Advice sought This weekend we started our cat on Paula Deen's Antebellum Feline Formula (With Butter). Twelve hours ago, he assumed this pose and hasn't moved since. Does anyone here own a cat? - Concerned __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

01-23-2012, 10:24 PM	#8708
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,939 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~~ Author unknown ~~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~~ Lady Pamela ~~

01-24-2012, 02:15 AM	#8709
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,939 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~~ Author unknown ~~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~~ Lady Pamela ~~

01-23-2012, 05:58 PM	#8702
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	That was an excellent post Abby!

01-23-2012, 07:17 PM	#8705
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,794 Times in 857 Posts Rep Power: 21474852

01-24-2012, 02:29 AM	#8710
SugarFemme Member How Do You Identify?: Fierce Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Singular Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Southwest Posts: 1,029 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,463 Times in 854 Posts Rep Power*: 21474850	My daughter and I were watching a TV show tonight and the most beautiful song was on the show in the background, so I looked it up. The lyrics were beautiful to me, so I wanted to share them. Enjoy. My Heart With You by The Rescues Waited a hundred years to see your face, And I would wait a hundred more If only to be near you, To have you and to hear you. Isn't that what time is for? I sailed a thousand ships in search of you. Traveled to distant land. I dove for sunken gold. I took what I could hold, But you're still the greatest treasure I've held in my hands. My love, the reason I survive, Trust we'll be together soon. Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. A tattered photograph my pocket holds. I keep you secretly. I studied every line. You're etched upon my mind For not a million soldiers could take you from me. My love, the reason I survive Trust we'll be together soon Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. You My love, the reason I survive, Trust we'll be together soon. Should our fire turn to dark, Take my heart with you. Take my heart with you. Take my heart with you. Last edited by SugarFemme; 01-24-2012 at 02:30 AM. Reason: Last minute typo corrections

01-24-2012, 06:07 AM	#8711
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,112 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	My 12yo son, in all innocence and sincerity, Mama, I've never really understood. How do lesbians have sex? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-24-2012, 07:14 AM	#8713
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,112 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I gave him the old line, "In more ways than you can imagine." (Not really.) __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-24-2012, 10:26 AM	#8714
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01-24-2012, 11:04 AM	#8715
suebee Member How Do You Identify?: TOWANDA! Preferred Pronoun?: Queen Bee Relationship Status: Good 'n married. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard. Posts: 1,499 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,355 Thanked 2,759 Times in 820 Posts Rep Power: 16450091	*If it weren't for video games, DAYS could go by without me having accomplished anything at all!* __________________ "Compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind." -Albert Schweitzer

01-24-2012, 11:53 AM	#8716
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01-24-2012, 12:58 PM	#8717
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01-24-2012, 01:21 PM	#8718
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474857

01-24-2012, 01:31 PM	#8719
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-24-2012, 01:42 PM	#8720
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Why is it that I can wait to use the bathroom forever at work, or in public, but the need to urinate increases by 10 million exponentially every second I'm trying to unlock the front door? (hands shaking, dropped keys, dogs underfoot) sigh.... oh, good, pants are still dry!