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07-24-2015, 03:31 PM
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It wasn't today but a few evenings ago, I was in the coma chair with my boy in my lap. I had been kicked back for a while and my legs were asleep. Skip was sleeping soundly. I started bouncing my knees trying to wake my legs up and ummm I woke Skip up. He opened his eyes, squinting sleepily, slowly turned his head and disgustingly looked me in the eye. Giving me that
"Daddy look" LOL like what the hell are you doing, I'm trying to sleep. I stopped bouncing my knees and he slowly lowered his head and closed his eyes and went back to sleep. I cracked up at the Daddy look he gave me, cuz I know how often he gets that look from me
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07-24-2015, 03:41 PM
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dies laughing
This did.
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/c...fb_ref=Default lol Apologies for not cleaning up the text; the icons still aren't working for me and neither is hard coding the command directly into the post.
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07-24-2015, 11:27 PM
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I have a very large, heavy wood splitting axe (aka splitting awl) on the front porch near the door...placed there after my run-in with a huge snake earlier this year on the back porch... now I don't have to look too far for it when needed. ...but it just dawned on me, that maybe it's the reason why the mail lady didn't deliver my package to the door? It couldn't possibly be the little ankle biter dogs?
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08-01-2015, 10:56 PM
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YALL WATCH THIS
While driving on a 2 lane highway in the mountains I met a string of traffic. It took a minute for me to realize what was holding them up....remember this is a highway not a side road.
ARE YALL READY FOR THIS? At the front of the pack was a guy riding a moped, steering with his right hand. His left hand was holding an electric push mower beside him, pulling it backwards down the highway at 30mph. He had the whole world hung up behind him. Oh geez I laughed soooo hard!
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08-02-2015, 07:37 PM
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While driving home this evening there was a beautiful sunset! Reds and blues bouncing off the Carolina evening sky. My co-pilot leaned up to take pictures of it out the front window, just as she took the picture [u know the delay a cell phone has] I pushed the windshield wiper button and sprayed the window and the wipers came on.....ROFLMAO!
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08-04-2015, 05:59 PM
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08-04-2015, 10:11 PM
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On my list movies to watch
Previews of the movie Hot Pursuit with Reese Witherspoon and OMG,funny as hell,actress Sofia Vergara
I love Sofia 
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08-11-2015, 03:16 PM
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my daughter...
I was reading her a story about a French couple who accidentally left teir 3 year old daughter at a rest stop while traveling... She was taken aback and said, "really??? they had te kid for 3 years and THEN forgot her?? I can see doing it in the beginning....." Yes, she is thus far childless....and will probably stay that way....
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08-11-2015, 05:47 PM
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08-14-2015, 06:42 PM
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08-15-2015, 06:10 AM
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08-15-2015, 06:17 AM
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My daughter and I left to go downtown the other night and she realized she forgot her cellphone... She was upset with herself and likened it to being like the French couple forgetting their child....lol She tickles me.... 
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08-15-2015, 08:01 AM
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08-18-2015, 07:08 PM
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While traveling to work this morning in the middle of the night, I saw a young fox up the road playing on the left. As I got closer he trotted across the road a little ways ahead of me.
Suddenly he realized he was in the spot light(headlights) clearly it startled him. He spun around and went to run into the corn field. He ran head on into a corn stalk, hit it so hard his back end came up off of the ground. I started to laugh but kept watching, as he spun around and just laid down in the grass. He wasn't a baby but was very young, he was small maybe a yearling. I love watching baby animals play and explore. They are so comical.
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08-18-2015, 07:37 PM
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my niece having her first crush and claiming him like he's a piece of meat on the sales rack!
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08-21-2015, 10:34 AM
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08-21-2015, 10:56 AM
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Just people in general...................
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08-22-2015, 06:27 PM
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I will never admit to having a bad sense of humor.
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09-13-2015, 07:13 PM
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While watching a football game in the livingroom, my roommate was watching a movie in my room . Or I thought she was.
She comes to the living room door holding a little bucket in her 2 hands like a little girl and says "I was gem mining in your bed" and I go  huh?Then we both cracked up. when the game is over I'm going to go see if I can find any gems in my bed. LOL She had gotten a bucket at a gem mine this weekend and was apparently mining in my bed while watching a movie 
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10-02-2015, 02:40 PM
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I had an inkling it might be an interesting day....
...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.
(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well). It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol. Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol. And Casual Friday! lol, maybe I'll get a raise....
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