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Old 07-29-2015, 11:04 PM   #19321
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Seattle's Straight Pride Parade goes without a hitch, OR participants.



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This just in: Seattle’s straight community has been so completely bullied into silence by The Gays (and maybe their close allies, Creeping Sharia) that a big Heterosexual Pride Parade announced for this weekend drew a very dissatisfying number of marchers. We mean disappointing even in comparison to that huge demonstration by Ex-Gays in Washington DC a couple years back, which instead of tens of thousands, had under a dozen people show up, plus some press. What we mean is, actually, ONE GUY, the organizer, a gent named Anthony Rebello, showed up and paraded on Capitol Hill on Saturday.

The “event” even had a Facebook page, with this cheerful inclusive announcement:
We all have the right to celebrate the way of life we have chosen for ourselves. In the name of equality & equal rights, I have created this event to celebrate our right to be heterosexual, and to encourage younger heterosexuals that they should be proud of their heterosexuality (:

. . . .

Gosh, and to think he didn’t get a lot of support! And by “not a lot” we mean “none at all.” Still, when you’re the only one marching, you don’t have to worry much about keeping in step or keeping your ranks straight, so to speak. (Just a little heterosexual humor there — did you know that many famous comedians have been straight? It’s true!)


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And while this year’s parade kind of sucks, Rebello is already planning for next year’s event, set for Sunday, July 24. And maybe between now and then, he’ll have a “White History Month” party and take some Men’s Studies courses.

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Quell surprise everyone! Ted Nugent is defending the poaching of Cecil the Lion. Mr. draft-dodging, pedophile who is calling anyone critical of Cecil's death "stupid" THIS from a &%$# who shat in his pants to avoid going to Vietnam, yet who is one of the more vocal proponents of the US bombing everyone into outer space. He married his young girlfriend as not be 'legally' labeled a perv. This man is a disgusting and obscene sideshow who enjoys attention. May he get Cat Scratch Fever and go $&%* himself.


Ted Nugent Calls Cecil the Lion Story a ‘Lie': ‘God Are People Stupid’
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The killing of Cecil the Lion in Zimbabwe has caused pretty remarkable international outrage, with lots of anger directed at the Minnesota dentist who shot and killed Cecil.

The dentist apologized and said he relied on the expertise of his guides, but now he’s found himself a defender in Ted Nugent.

Nugent, who’s on the NRA’s board of directors, said in response to questions from Facebook fans that the whole thing is silly and a “lie”:
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automatic tea bag lifter, provided by such a gentleman no less! I am getting one straight away, usually get a spoon and squeeeeze the bag against it.



Why not? a popcorn maker that shoots in your mouth one kernel at a time! Wow! not messy at the office at all, sure will make some fun times with the boss! Housekeeping staff eagerly await its mass marketing too.



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