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Gemme · 04-01-2010, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet

OH MY WORD!! LOL
Bending over a 5gal bucket of mastic is EXACTLY how I got high!
I was sitting on the gym floor cross legged...with a bucket that was almost empty... mastic is VERY sticky... so I clamped my legs around the bucket and reached in with the trowel with my head just above the bucket... it only took a few moments to make me "VERY LOOPY!"

Lesson: Be careful bending over buckets!
Ya don't wanna be as LOOPY as Ms. Sweet in her pink hardhat and oversized steel-toed boots!

Gemme would like proof of such an event. Pictures will suffice but video is preferred. Thank you.

moxie · 04-01-2010, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet

OH MY WORD!! LOL
Bending over a 5gal bucket of mastic is EXACTLY how I got high!
I was sitting on the gym floor cross legged...with a bucket that was almost empty... mastic is VERY sticky... so I clamped my legs around the bucket and reached in with the trowel with my head just above the bucket... it only took a few moments to make me "VERY LOOPY!"

Lesson: Be careful bending over buckets!
Ya don't wanna be as LOOPY as Ms. Sweet in her pink hardhat and oversized steel-toed boots!

Are the steel-toed boots pink too? I wanna see.

Kenna · 04-01-2010, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Gemme would like proof of such an event. Pictures will suffice but video is preferred. Thank you.

Ohhhh Gemmie! YOU ARE OVER THE TOP!!
But I LOVE it!
No proof of event.... only pictures taken by the boss of me standing ontop of a 6' high cinder-block wall just when I was about to rip into the kid that was high on freon, when he nearly knocked me off said wall.

The boss didn't make me 'fore-woman' without good cause! Making me fore-woman is why he said I had to wear a pink hardhat...so he could pick me out of the crowd!!! (HEY, I was the only woman and the only one with size DD bra!!...why did I need that hardhat... cuz I really admired Mr. Baldwin and it was all in good fun!) But I was FUNNY ontop that wall...all scared of heights and grabbing onto the nearest fence pole while I screamed at that kid. All in good fun!!! I learned SO MUCH at Job Corps, not just my trade.... but how to get high WITHOUT even trying! LOL!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl

Are the steel-toed boots pink too? I wanna see.

Nope, sorry sweetie... Job Corps wasn't accustomed to women requesting to be in construction trade classes, so they only had large men's size boots and large uniforms (I was less than 100lbs... so I had LOTs of room in my boots and uniform!)... ohhhh my feet hurt so bad!! But I think my big boots and sassy-ness kept me from falling off that wall!

Lady Pamela · 04-02-2010, 08:36 PM

When your feeling weak.
And life is making you appear small.
Do whatever it takes, to make yourself mighty!

Write14u · 04-03-2010, 12:07 AM

I now am indebted to the old man bastard who hovers around at our job. He was the only one still at the paper when the pre-press guys discovered an error on one of our sports pages. Ever tried to talk a non-computer type through a complicated program? Damn. Just damn.

Lady Pamela · 04-03-2010, 01:04 AM

If you love somebody,
set them free.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don’t, they never were.

Mariah Carey - Butterfly

When you love someone so deeply
They become your life
It's easy to succumb to overwhelming fears inside
Blindly I imagined I could
Keep you under glass
Now I understand to hold you
I must open up my hands and watch you rise
Chorus

Spread you wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be, so spread your wings and fly
Butterfly
Verse 2

I have learned that beauty
Has to flourish in the light
Wild horses run unbridled
Or their spirit dies
You have given me the courage
To be all that I can
And I truly feel your heart will
Lead you back to me when you're
Ready to land
Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me, we truly were meant to be
So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly)
Butterfly (butterfly)
Bridge

I can't pretend these tears
Aren't overflowing steadily
I can't prevent this hurt from
Almost overtaking me
But I will stand and say goodbye (stand and say goodbye)
For you'll never be mine
Until you know the way it feels to fly
Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun (fly to the sun)
If you should return to me (I will know you're mine)
We truly were meant to be (spread your wings and fly)
So spread your wings and fly
Butterfly (my butterfly)
Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be (you and I)
So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly)
Butterfly
So flutter through the sky
Butterfly
Fly
Spread your wings and fly
Butterfly.

Diva · 04-03-2010, 01:22 AM

I was almost shocked when I went to Wal~Mart this evening at midnight ~ THINKING it would be rather quiet......and seeing all KINDS of children there...crying and squealing and running amok through the aisles.....

What manner of heinous fuckery was THAT!??!?!?!

Get those children in BED! Holiday, SCHMOLiday!!!!

WILDCAT · 04-03-2010, 02:32 AM

Today is my parents 59th Wedding Anniversary.

My Mom wanted me to look up this poem for her and my father - and print it for them. I would just like to share it here too.

I was very fortunate (and I know I mention this often, my love for them) to have such wonderful, loving and caring parents. They truly have become my best friends. And if it wasn't for them, HONESTLY - I really wouldn't fully understand what "unconditional love" IS, as I now know it to be.

So, I thank them for ALL they've given to me, to us kids.
__

Please open and read if you like. SMILE... I like to share!

http://www.healingheart.net/poetry/go_first.html

*I love you Mom and Dad.

Rook · 04-03-2010, 06:46 AM

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

hmm...watching the old "Annie"
they really didn't have anything nice to say to or about Sandy huh?
fuck...
"dumb dog"
"dumb-looking"
"champion, anything but"
"kittens would frighten him"

it still astonishes me he bothers to cross the street to her after that song..

Cyclopea · 04-03-2010, 09:31 AM

Diva · 04-03-2010, 10:22 AM

I may or may not have bought LIME GREEN PEEPS at the Wal~Market last night at midnight~thirty.

That's what one does at the Wal~Market at midnight~thirty. Just sayin'.... Heinous fuckery ensues.

Tommi · 04-03-2010, 11:00 AM

We have some awesome people on this Planet. Saying thanks

and a shout out to all that make it such a great place.

FemineAllure just donated PETSMART GIFT CARDS, totaling $200.

Jake Tulane just donated 7 more: "Jakes Breast Cancer Awareness Bracelets ( pink cat's eye and pearls with a solid sterling silver pink Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon charm on each. Way to go Jake. A reminder of how important awareness and annual screenings are IMO, and Hi 5 to Rainbowchick who is doing the 60 miles for Breast Cancer Awareness walk.

moxie · 04-03-2010, 12:35 PM

Whoever invented hummus is right next in line to the person who invented feta as the most brilliant foodie.

Diva · 04-03-2010, 01:30 PM

Today, I use the power tools. And the wood glue.

Today is Butch Day For The Diva.......

But I'm wearing my cute sage green capris and cute little sneakers.

But I'm SWEATING! (Who the hell invented THAT!)

Write14u · 04-03-2010, 01:50 PM

I shall closely resemble an Easter egg tomorrow with my new shirt.

Gemme · 04-03-2010, 07:23 PM

If I am right-handed and right-side dominant, why does my left leg always bounce when I'm anxious?

Enchantress · 04-03-2010, 11:10 PM

This makes me smile. I'm going to name her Fifi.

Kimbo · 04-04-2010, 12:07 AM

I really need to quit looking at all the adoptable dogs...

Rook · 04-04-2010, 01:12 AM

Nuthin' gets the adrenaline Up like taking a Hot Shower....soaped up from head to toe...and the Electricity goes out...
Pitch Black
Hot water POOFs..Gone....
Bathroom door Closed and Locked {of course}
I suddenly had a glimpse into Helen Keller's life....
While trying to stay Calm {and warm}, until the Lights came back...

WILDCAT · 04-04-2010, 03:34 AM

... am I the only one who feels a vertigo attack watching that "Hoveround" motorized scooters commericial when it shows the two seniors (?) at the fucking EDGE of the Grand Canyon?!

My head just spins...

*Hope those suckers have darn good breaks!

04-02-2010, 08:36 PM	#1264
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,939 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When your feeling weak. And life is making you appear small. Do whatever it takes, to make yourself mighty! __________________ Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~~ Author unknown ~~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~~ Lady Pamela ~~

04-03-2010, 12:07 AM	#1265
Write14u Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks Posts: 626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 240 Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 759421	I now am indebted to the old man bastard who hovers around at our job. He was the only one still at the paper when the pre-press guys discovered an error on one of our sports pages. Ever tried to talk a non-computer type through a complicated program? Damn. Just damn. __________________ "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

04-03-2010, 01:04 AM	#1266
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,939 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were. Mariah Carey - Butterfly When you love someone so deeply They become your life It's easy to succumb to overwhelming fears inside Blindly I imagined I could Keep you under glass Now I understand to hold you I must open up my hands and watch you rise Chorus Spread you wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly (Oooh) Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me We truly were meant to be, so spread your wings and fly Butterfly Verse 2 I have learned that beauty Has to flourish in the light Wild horses run unbridled Or their spirit dies You have given me the courage To be all that I can And I truly feel your heart will Lead you back to me when you're Ready to land Chorus Spread your wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly (Oooh) Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me, we truly were meant to be So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly) Butterfly (butterfly) Bridge I can't pretend these tears Aren't overflowing steadily I can't prevent this hurt from Almost overtaking me But I will stand and say goodbye (stand and say goodbye) For you'll never be mine Until you know the way it feels to fly Chorus Spread your wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly (Oooh) Fly abandonedly into the sun (fly to the sun) If you should return to me (I will know you're mine) We truly were meant to be (spread your wings and fly) So spread your wings and fly Butterfly (my butterfly) Chorus Spread your wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me We truly were meant to be (you and I) So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly) Butterfly So flutter through the sky Butterfly Fly Spread your wings and fly Butterfly. __________________ Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~~ Author unknown ~~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~~ Lady Pamela ~~

04-03-2010, 02:32 AM	#1268
WILDCAT Member How Do You Identify?: Very PROUD BUTCH LESBIAN! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PA Posts: 679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 796 Thanked 547 Times in 236 Posts Rep Power: 761790	DEDICATION Today is my parents 59th Wedding Anniversary. My Mom wanted me to look up this poem for her and my father - and print it for them. I would just like to share it here too. I was very fortunate (and I know I mention this often, my love for them) to have such wonderful, loving and caring parents. They truly have become my best friends. And if it wasn't for them, HONESTLY - I really wouldn't fully understand what "unconditional love" IS, as I now know it to be. So, I thank them for ALL they've given to me, to us kids. __ Please open and read if you like. SMILE... I like to share! http://www.healingheart.net/poetry/go_first.html I love you Mom and Dad. __________________ Do not give permanent reality to temporary things...

04-03-2010, 06:46 AM	#1269
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake? [Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake] Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hmm...watching the old "Annie" they really didn't have anything nice to say to or about Sandy huh? fuck... "dumb dog" "dumb-looking" "champion, anything but" "kittens would frighten him" it still astonishes me he bothers to cross the street to her after that song.. __________________

04-03-2010, 01:22 AM	#1267
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	I was almost shocked when I went to Wal~Mart this evening at midnight ~ THINKING it would be rather quiet......and seeing all KINDS of children there...crying and squealing and running amok through the aisles..... What manner of heinous fuckery was THAT!??!?!?! Get those children in BED! Holiday, SCHMOLiday!!!!

04-03-2010, 09:31 AM	#1270
Cyclopea Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Lesbian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Exit Zero Posts: 1,267 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,694 Thanked 1,617 Times in 633 Posts Rep Power: 226199	__________________ http://forum.axishistory.com/images/...arious/eye.jpg

04-03-2010, 10:22 AM	#1271
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	I may or may not have bought LIME GREEN PEEPS at the Wal~Market last night at midnight~thirty. That's what one does at the Wal~Market at midnight~thirty. Just sayin'.... Heinous fuckery ensues.

04-03-2010, 11:00 AM	#1272
Tommi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Usually "Hello" Relationship Status: Married and Bound to Tommi's kaijira (Ts_kaijira ) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Suthun.... California that is. Across the ridge from Laguna Beach. Posts: 8,151 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,621 Thanked 21,337 Times in 5,968 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	We have some awesome people on this Planet. Saying thanks and a shout out to all that make it such a great place. FemineAllure just donated PETSMART GIFT CARDS, totaling $200. Jake Tulane just donated 7 more: "Jakes Breast Cancer Awareness Bracelets ( pink cat's eye and pearls with a solid sterling silver pink Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon charm on each. Way to go Jake. A reminder of how important awareness and annual screenings are IMO, and Hi 5 to Rainbowchick who is doing the 60 miles for Breast Cancer Awareness walk.

04-03-2010, 12:35 PM	#1273
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,770 Times in 1,847 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	yum Whoever invented hummus is right next in line to the person who invented feta as the most brilliant foodie.

04-03-2010, 01:30 PM	#1274
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	Today, I use the power tools. And the wood glue. Today is Butch Day For The Diva....... But I'm wearing my cute sage green capris and cute little sneakers. But I'm SWEATING! (Who the hell invented THAT!)

04-03-2010, 01:50 PM	#1275
Write14u Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks Posts: 626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 240 Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 759421	I shall closely resemble an Easter egg tomorrow with my new shirt. __________________ "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

04-03-2010, 07:23 PM	#1276
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,179 Thanked 108,773 Times in 25,659 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If I am right-handed and right-side dominant, why does my left leg always bounce when I'm anxious? __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

04-03-2010, 11:10 PM	#1277
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04-04-2010, 12:07 AM	#1278
Kimbo Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Eligible Butchelor Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 591 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 432 Thanked 551 Times in 257 Posts Rep Power: 118	I really need to quit looking at all the adoptable dogs...

04-04-2010, 01:12 AM	#1279
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Nuthin' gets the adrenaline Up like taking a Hot Shower....soaped up from head to toe...and the Electricity goes out... Pitch Black Hot water POOFs..Gone.... Bathroom door Closed and Locked {of course} I suddenly had a glimpse into Helen Keller's life.... While trying to stay Calm {and warm}, until the Lights came back... __________________

04-04-2010, 03:34 AM	#1280
WILDCAT Member How Do You Identify?: Very PROUD BUTCH LESBIAN! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PA Posts: 679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 796 Thanked 547 Times in 236 Posts Rep Power: 761790	I wonder... ... am I the only one who feels a vertigo attack watching that "Hoveround" motorized scooters commericial when it shows the two seniors (?) at the fucking EDGE* of the Grand Canyon?!* My head just spins... Hope those suckers have darn good breaks! __________________ Do not give permanent reality to temporary things...