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Old 06-03-2011, 03:28 PM   #6001
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my dog "karma" is in the hospital with a broken toe..there gong to do surg today an call me at 4.. he was in so much pain this morning but still made sure he followed me outside.. i need to figure a way to put a step he can use to get in and out of the truck. hes getting older and doesnt jump as well as he used to.
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My big baby PeachesBoi went in for his annual physical. Doc told me his kidney function is getting worse, and he has high blood pressure and is now on meds.
My orange tabby feral pound kitty turned approximately 18 this May.

He is all cuddled up against my leg on the couch getting his tummy rubbed. He still wakes me with his hungry YEOOWWW yeow before 5 AM>>>My big ole baby boy still brings me his rubber bands to toss and fetch.
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picked my dog "Karma" up from the vet this morning. he has a soft cast half way up his leg but he is doing much better!! im thinking its cool they put a cameo cast on and not a pink one even if he is a lil white cream puff
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...always on my mind lately: saving 74 year old Gramma D from being abused and being forced to live at the mercy of a control freak. She deserves so much better!
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The big bad bitch is coming out to play. *cheshire grin*
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Making a doctor's appointment tomorrow to hopefuly get moving with this top surgery thing :-)
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Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
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The fact that I am bored off my ass tonight and can't get awake or motivated. And I'm at work. At least the rest of the week will be busy, busy, busy. Ready for the move, or ready to get ready for the move. LOL
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The fact that I am bored off my ass tonight and can't get awake or motivated. And I'm at work. At least the rest of the week will be busy, busy, busy. Ready for the move, or ready to get ready for the move. LOL
I too am bored off my ass at work. Really wish I had known my clients were on a sleepover, otherwise my ass would be on call at the house. I was just too damn tired to drive home after I got here though.
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Starting my own business has had it's ups and downs. I'm always learning, always growing. I just started a new facebook page for my site... and would really love any support or word of mouth marketing help I could get from my community here! I thank you very much in advance!!

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on my mind???
besides all the dirty pornograffic thoughts that live there???
I have a to do list 8 miles long and I swear people keep adding to it, I knew it was bad when I woke this am and found things on my list NOT IN MY HANDWRITTING...are you seriouse...I don't have the motivation to do a damn thing besides sit here and swelter as we are under a heat advisory and feels like its 110 outside! i need a spa day...
I want to throw something out there that hads been on my mind all day...a blog that I subscribe too had a thing "5 things a femme needs to know about a stud" and it was ok, I laughed a little cause well...I can...but I was asked to write a response " 5 things a stud or butch needs to know about a femme" i have alist a mile long, but I only wanna post the important stuff...can I get some input?
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Sometimes there are hidden advantages to sitting with a co-worker in their cubicle. I have an office, so at times I like to go sit in one to overhear interesting conversations.

Person 1: What did you have for lunch?
Person 2: Turtleini
Person 1: Oh, what's that?
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Feels like someone punched me. In the last couple hours of sitting here, my eye has gotten all swollen and puffy. Now my vision is all blurry. I was hoping it was allergies but normally that affects both of them, not just one. wtf???
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Gah. I'm so sick of being a cry baby.
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A lot is on my mind.

Life in general i suppose.

Can't exactly sleep.

Can't exactly cry. Can't really get a hold onto anything.

Somedays *we* are lost.

Tonight is one of those times for me.

This song always makes me feel at least a little better. Even though it is somewhat cheesy, i love the lyrics. It's been my theme song for years,
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This is my Unicorn Name as my given name:

Buttercup Celestial Reins
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This is my Unicorn Name as my screen name:

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