Overheard ~ - Page 4

Tcountry · 09-23-2011, 07:44 PM

S: what r u thinkin?
T: miss u...cats are fed...
S: miss u. Lonley bed.
T: hey, that rhymed.

*shake head* opposite schedules are interesting sometimes...lol

Gayla · 09-24-2011, 05:57 PM

Overheard in the fabric store this morning *after* I had just spent a good half hour talking with the Random Fabric Store Person (RFSP) while she was cutting yard after yard after yard of spiffy sale fabric.

RFSP to Nina: So how are you two acquainted?
Nina to RFSP: She's my boy.
RFSP to Nina: Oh, she's your son?
Nina to Me:

Me to Nina:

tonaderspeisung · 09-26-2011, 05:57 PM

overheard the neighbors behind my back fence

neighbor (yelling excitedly) "dude! fuck - get out here quick - fuckin' fuck"
dude "what is it?"
neighbor "dude - never mind i just thought i saw a hawk"
dude "shut up - go back inside"

tonaderspeisung · 10-08-2011, 05:55 PM

at the starbucks this morning

the lady in front of me in line had really fancy, long fingernails and she was grabbing her cup o' joe with just the palms of her hands

the barista counter guy was watching intently

counter guy - "enjoy the rest of your morning"
lady - "my eyes are up here"

Tcountry · 10-25-2011, 08:11 AM

Lab mgr to lab tech: "Are you reading my mind?"
Operator doesn't skip a beat: "no...she wasn't laughing"

Lol

Ebon · 10-29-2011, 03:52 PM

Girl: "Sugar is like crazy meth to babies, at least that's what my homeopath says."
Lady: "Well honey maybe your gay friends don't know what they are talking about."

--

Guy: "Momma I got diabetes."
Momma: "Well that's what you get for messing with them nasty girls."
Guy: "No momma I got the sugar."
Momma: "Oh lord no, not my baby!"

WingsOnFire · 10-29-2011, 10:51 PM

Overheard in the King house...

Becca: That hurts...

Damon: Have you taken a shower?...

Becca: No... I would rather you massage it...

oh wait thats for another thread...

Daywalker · 10-30-2011, 12:16 AM

Overheard on the Facebook:

"...lol ~ If I twirl more than 1 1/5 times,
mah doobie flies into mah hair!"

bright_arrow · 10-30-2011, 01:11 AM

*walking to the car after leaving a store where a woman commented on my Wounded Warrior t-shirt, telling me she donated to them too, and thanking Bard for hys service*

Bard: Do you ever realize that people are really nice to us? I think it's you! Nothing to do with me.
Me: Uh, no honey, you ARE a charmer!
Bard: Pfft, no I'm not!
Me: Honey, you could charm the leather pants off a flaming gay man.. you ARE a charmer!
Bard:

uglyboi · 10-30-2011, 05:43 AM

Overheard this Friday while standing in line at Subway

Boy 1: Oh yeah, I've got a girlfriend!
Boy 2:Who is it?
Boy 1: A girl
Boy 2: Is she Chinese?
Boy 1:Why would you even ask that before her name?
Boy 2: I dunno, because I don't want to be a best man at some sort of crazy dragon wedding!

bright_arrow · 10-30-2011, 12:05 PM

Mind you, I've been surfing online and through BFP for the last 90 minutes or so

Me: Wah.. I really need to pee.. I've been saying it for an hour, I know. And I need to shower.. Probably in that order...

Bard: I need to pee too. I'll go first. Just because... I can.

Me: Oh yeah? I CAN move faster than you!

I think Bard laughed, but it sounded more like a chicken BAWK!, as hy scrambled up to beat me. I just sat here and laughed my ass off.

A minute later hy comes in grinning with a "Nanner nanner!" smirk..

Me: Careful, you better not mock me if you want to get laid later.

Bard:

Yes ma'am.

I won!

Now time to get ready because I think we talked ourselves into a trip to Binghamton for Sonic!

Bard · 10-30-2011, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desd

Mind you, I've been surfing online and through BFP for the last 90 minutes or so

Me: Wah.. I really need to pee.. I've been saying it for an hour, I know. And I need to shower.. Probably in that order...

Bard: I need to pee too. I'll go first. Just because... I can.

Me: Oh yeah? I CAN move faster than you!

I think Bard laughed, but it sounded more like a chicken BAWK!, as hy scrambled up to beat me. I just sat here and laughed my ass off.

A minute later hy comes in grinning with a "Nanner nanner!" smirk..

Me: Careful, you better not mock me if you want to get laid later.

Bard:

Yes ma'am.

I won!

Now time to get ready because I think we talked ourselves into a trip to Binghamton for Sonic!

really

WingsOnFire · 10-30-2011, 08:50 PM

Damon and I are watching Addams Family Values... we are to the point of Fester and Debbie's wedding.. as Debbie walks down the isle in the graveyard with all the dead friends and family members on either side...

Damon: Does anyone else see Day's wedding in this movie????

MBE:

DamonK · 10-30-2011, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MidnightBlueEyes

Damon and I are watching Addams Family Values... we are to the point of Fester and Debbie's wedding.. as Debbie walks down the isle in the graveyard with all the dead friends and family members on either side...

Damon: Does anyone else see Day's wedding in this movie????

MBE:

All I got is

Daywalker · 10-31-2011, 02:15 PM

"...sex is like a Chinese dinner ~
it ain't over til you've both had yer Cookies."

MissItalianDiva · 10-31-2011, 02:24 PM

So my mother is in town again. To avoid snow and see the kids for Halloween. I walk into the room earlier and see her with my daughter she is crossing her legs over and over again while putting carrots in her own mouth and chewing them with very pursed lips. I watch this for a couple minutes trying to figure out what the heck my mother is doing. So 4 minutes later I walk around the corner....

Me: Ma what are you doing?
Mother: What do you mean?
Me: Ma come on what are you doing why do you keep chewing like that and crossing Gia's legs.
Mother: Well now that she is one I thought now was a good time to show her how to keeps her legs closed and her mouth shut.
Me: (full blown laughing) Really ma...you mean chew with her mouth closed and cross her legs like a lady right? (slight language barrier)
Mother: Why of course dear...why are you laughing?
Me: Had to just walk away ....left room

tonaderspeisung · 11-08-2011, 07:34 PM

a walk by talking on their cell phone

"you don't even know - i was sooooooo drunk last night. did i leave my skinny jeans at your house?"

SoNotHer · 11-08-2011, 07:59 PM

At the coffee shop, one masseuse talking about another she works with -

"Yeah, it's one of those things I'm trying to figure out like how Mary's panties got in my duffle bag."

Daywalker · 11-15-2011, 09:05 PM

Daywalker:

"I think I just baffled myself with bullshit"

Kätzchen · 11-21-2011, 11:32 PM

(we all came to work one day dressed to the nines; none of us said anything to the other about what we were wearing, etc)

*it's about 3:16 in the afternoon - we're all working on clients*

Client in the chair just north of me:

Gosh, you all look so beautiful today! What's the special ocassion?

Client in chair just south of me, to his stylist (my best friend at work):

Are you married? I could take you out tonight if you're not.
(she's happily married, has one daughter, her husband is a saint)

Guy in my chair, chiming in on both comments:

Should I have brought champagne?

Client in the chair east of me, who says this to her stylist (she's a frequent patron):

I love it when you pull my hair like that...

09-23-2011, 07:44 PM	#61
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	over txt S: what r u thinkin? T: miss u...cats are fed... S: miss u. Lonley bed. T: hey, that rhymed. shake head opposite schedules are interesting sometimes...lol __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"

10-25-2011, 08:11 AM	#65
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	at work Lab mgr to lab tech: "Are you reading my mind?" Operator doesn't skip a beat: "no...she wasn't laughing" Lol __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"

10-29-2011, 03:52 PM	#66
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,145 Times in 2,755 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Girl: "Sugar is like crazy meth to babies, at least that's what my homeopath says." Lady: "Well honey maybe your gay friends don't know what they are talking about." -- Guy: "Momma I got diabetes." Momma: "Well that's what you get for messing with them nasty girls." Guy: "No momma I got the sugar." Momma: "Oh lord no, not my baby!" __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

10-29-2011, 10:51 PM	#67
WingsOnFire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..femme.. .babygirl...girl Preferred Pronoun?: Female Ones... Relationship Status: Enjoying life but ready to meet someone Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 3,945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,015 Thanked 12,476 Times in 3,357 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Overheard in the King house... Becca: That hurts... Damon: Have you taken a shower?... Becca: No... I would rather you massage it... oh wait thats for another thread... __________________ Previously known as MidnightBlueEyes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://gailsforum.files.wordpress.co...-psd340941.png

10-30-2011, 12:16 AM	#68
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,917 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Overheard on the Facebook: "...lol ~ If I twirl more than 1 1/5 times, mah doobie flies into mah hair!" __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

09-24-2011, 05:57 PM	#62
Gayla Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kinky Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: I'm not picky Relationship Status: She makes me dance like a fool and forget how to breathe. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SF CA Posts: 3,229 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 877 Thanked 7,078 Times in 1,966 Posts Rep Power: 0	Overheard in the fabric store this morning after I had just spent a good half hour talking with the Random Fabric Store Person (RFSP) while she was cutting yard after yard after yard of spiffy sale fabric. RFSP to Nina: So how are you two acquainted? Nina to RFSP: She's my boy. RFSP to Nina: Oh, she's your son? Nina to Me: Me to Nina:

09-26-2011, 05:57 PM	#63
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,794 Times in 857 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard the neighbors behind my back fence neighbor (yelling excitedly) "dude! fuck - get out here quick - fuckin' fuck" dude "what is it?" neighbor "dude - never mind i just thought i saw a hawk" dude "shut up - go back inside"

10-08-2011, 05:55 PM	#64
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,794 Times in 857 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	at the starbucks this morning the lady in front of me in line had really fancy, long fingernails and she was grabbing her cup o' joe with just the palms of her hands the barista counter guy was watching intently counter guy - "enjoy the rest of your morning" lady - "my eyes are up here"

10-30-2011, 01:11 AM	#69
bright_arrow ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ How Do You Identify?: strong, independent, badass redhead Preferred Pronoun?: babygirl, buttercup, sugah Relationship Status: married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: east bay, cali Posts: 2,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,643 Thanked 9,359 Times in 2,295 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	walking to the car after leaving a store where a woman commented on my Wounded Warrior t-shirt, telling me she donated to them too, and thanking Bard for hys service Bard: Do you ever realize that people are really nice to us? I think it's you! Nothing to do with me. Me: Uh, no honey, you ARE a charmer! Bard: Pfft, no I'm not! Me: Honey, you could charm the leather pants off a flaming gay man.. you ARE a charmer! Bard:

10-30-2011, 05:43 AM	#70
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,213 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936849	*cupping my ear* Overheard this Friday while standing in line at Subway Boy 1: Oh yeah, I've got a girlfriend! Boy 2:Who is it? Boy 1: A girl Boy 2: Is she Chinese? Boy 1:Why would you even ask that before her name? Boy 2: I dunno, because I don't want to be a best man at some sort of crazy dragon wedding!

10-30-2011, 12:05 PM	#71
bright_arrow ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ How Do You Identify?: strong, independent, badass redhead Preferred Pronoun?: babygirl, buttercup, sugah Relationship Status: married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: east bay, cali Posts: 2,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,643 Thanked 9,359 Times in 2,295 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Mind you, I've been surfing online and through BFP for the last 90 minutes or so Me: Wah.. I really need to pee.. I've been saying it for an hour, I know. And I need to shower.. Probably in that order... Bard: I need to pee too. I'll go first. Just because... I can. Me: Oh yeah? I CAN move faster than you! I think Bard laughed, but it sounded more like a chicken BAWK!, as hy scrambled up to beat me. I just sat here and laughed my ass off. A minute later hy comes in grinning with a "Nanner nanner!" smirk.. Me: Careful, you better not mock me if you want to get laid later. Bard: Yes ma'am. I won! Now time to get ready because I think we talked ourselves into a trip to Binghamton for Sonic!

10-30-2011, 08:50 PM	#73
WingsOnFire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..femme.. .babygirl...girl Preferred Pronoun?: Female Ones... Relationship Status: Enjoying life but ready to meet someone Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 3,945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,015 Thanked 12,476 Times in 3,357 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Damon and I are watching Addams Family Values... we are to the point of Fester and Debbie's wedding.. as Debbie walks down the isle in the graveyard with all the dead friends and family members on either side... Damon: Does anyone else see Day's wedding in this movie???? MBE: __________________ Previously known as MidnightBlueEyes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://gailsforum.files.wordpress.co...-psd340941.png

10-31-2011, 02:15 PM	#75
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,917 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Daywalker was overheard this morning talking about the Sex...clutches invisi-pearls *"...sex is like a Chinese dinner ~* *it ain't over til you've both had yer Cookies."* __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

10-31-2011, 02:24 PM	#76
MissItalianDiva Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Miss Twiggy Preferred Pronoun?: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status: divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SLC Utah Posts: 2,284 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,768 Thanked 7,161 Times in 1,793 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My mother...title says it all So my mother is in town again. To avoid snow and see the kids for Halloween. I walk into the room earlier and see her with my daughter she is crossing her legs over and over again while putting carrots in her own mouth and chewing them with very pursed lips. I watch this for a couple minutes trying to figure out what the heck my mother is doing. So 4 minutes later I walk around the corner.... Me: Ma what are you doing? Mother: What do you mean? Me: Ma come on what are you doing why do you keep chewing like that and crossing Gia's legs. Mother: Well now that she is one I thought now was a good time to show her how to keeps her legs closed and her mouth shut. Me: (full blown laughing) Really ma...you mean chew with her mouth closed and cross her legs like a lady right? (slight language barrier) Mother: Why of course dear...why are you laughing? Me: Had to just walk away ....left room

11-08-2011, 07:34 PM	#77
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,794 Times in 857 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	a walk by talking on their cell phone "you don't even know - i was sooooooo drunk last night. did i leave my skinny jeans at your house?"

11-08-2011, 07:59 PM	#78
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11-15-2011, 09:05 PM	#79
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,917 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Rambling on with mah Niece on the Facebook. Daywalker: *"I think I just baffled myself with bullshit"* __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

11-21-2011, 11:32 PM	#80
Kätzchen Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: He’s my scorpio boo bear. Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a forward thinking tightly knitted community. Posts: 15,105 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 35,999 Thanked 32,027 Times in 9,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	*several weeks ago in late October* (we all came to work one day dressed to the nines; none of us said anything to the other about what we were wearing, etc) it's about 3:16 in the afternoon - we're all working on clients Client in the chair just north of me: Gosh, you all look so beautiful today! What's the special ocassion? Client in chair just south of me, to his stylist (my best friend at work): Are you married? I could take you out tonight if you're not. (she's happily married, has one daughter, her husband is a saint) Guy in my chair, chiming in on both comments: Should I have brought champagne? Client in the chair east of me, who says this to her stylist (she's a frequent patron): I love it when you pull my hair like that...