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Old 06-21-2016, 07:12 PM   #1401
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I recently left the city and am now living in what I lovingly refer to as "Green Acres" BUT IF I EVER get a whiff of something like this, I'm SO heading back to the city!
If there are crops near you they have to fertilize the soil with something. I don't know what is available there, but likely it will be local. Welcome to the country!
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That so many people use so much energy to hate!
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It pisses me off that FB won't let me open my private messages anymore. They want me to download messenger. I don't want to download something that I don't want nor need. My life has enough dictatorship in it without FB dictating to me that I have to download messenger.

Guess what all I have to do is fire up the ole laptop to get my messages, but that pisses me off to cuz it is so time consuming. I lived without FB for 51 yrs maybe I will just suspend or delete my account and not worry about it anymore. Lotta time wasted there anyway.
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I read about a barbershop on Yelp that sounded good - an old school dude that sounded like a great barber according to the reviews.

I went in and the dude was in his backroom with no customers in sight. I told him I wanted a haircut. He asked me what kind. I said flat top. He told, I don't cut "ladies" hair. I said it's the same cut and I always go to a barbershop. He said I have been cutting hair for 60 years and I don't cut "ladies" hair.

I was so pissed! I didn't even bother to look for another barbershop or finish my other errands. I just drove home.
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amazingly enough, nothing pissed me off today ...

and we got the message we were waiting for ... it came from the big office ... said that we could go on and start our 4th of July weekend by getting to leave early at 3:30 (with pay)
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That freaking fly that's been buzzing around my apt. all damn day!! I finally got his ass with the fly swatter just now. UGHHHHH
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I went to bed and fell asleep by 9:30. At 9:59 the on call phone is ringing. Though I was only out for 37 minutes, we're under flash flood warning with torrential rain. I was soaked from head to toe when I got home. Now, I am cold and wide awake.
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Stupid fire alarm!!! Thank god I keep extra batteries.
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Nothing and I'd really like to keep it that way.

*knock wood
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I am mowing the lawn for the first time. Pine cones are everywhere!!! Came in to cool off. Decided to relocate pine cones when I go back out. They will trim the life of my pushmower.

This lawn is hella larger than the one where I lived previously. A whole lot!!! Not whining about that though! I love my place!!! I mean I love, love love it!
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A co-worker tells a customer that if she gets her documents in on Friday and calls us Saturday then we can stop the sale of her home that was scheduled for today.

This co-worker sits near me and is not in today.

First.... We were not open sat and the foreclosure dept sure as hell wouldn't have been here on a sat even if we were.

So I happen to answer this call and had to tell customer it's too late and nothing can be done because the sale date is today.


I'm going to have a not so pleasant talk with my co-worker when she comes back to work.
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A really stupid and or entitled person parking in such a way that They blocked people in. They came out to their car and returned inside again. Its not like it was a 5 minute thing....

My inner New Englander came out (surprise!) and I told him what an asshole he was. Turns out he didn't speak English so well. But surely parking rules aren't that different even in Russia...

For reals...
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My boss is smarter than I am. That's not specifically what I'm pissed about right now, but it's enough to be - not pissed at him, but frustrated at myself for not being the smartest person in the room. I know, that's some messed up logic.

The problem is - he's wrong! He might be smarter than I, but he's just wrong. Fortunately, it's about something theoretical and won't directly impact my work. And he's entitled to his wrongheaded viewpoint. But it still pisses me off.
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I am disgruntled that I woke up at 3:30 am and couldn't go back to sleep. It will be another 12 hour day no matter how tired I am.

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There is a new woman at work ...been here about 4 to 6 weeks. She has assigned herself the task of policing the fridge for out-dated food, the doors to ensure they are locked and we can only enter at keycard entrances, etc. I recognize this woman has a severe compulsion, I feel for her in a way because she "has to" do this. The other side of me became infuriated at her today. I was heading out at lunch and I heard her somewhere behind me sort of quietly say my name. I kept walking and ignored her until the 3rd time. I turned around, looked at her and very loudly in an irritated voice said, "yes." She approached me and in an almost whispery voice asked if I intended to throw away the expired salad dressing in the fridge. In same previous plus louder and stronger tone told her I would check it after lunch. I did and the bottle of Thousand Island was three days past expiration date. I threw it out.

About a week ago, I went outside to make a personal phone call. I exited a non-keycard door and had "tricked" it into letting me back in ... as opposed to having to walk a distance to enter a keyed door. Several of us do this. I realized she locked it right behind me. A few minutes later when I came back in, she was still in close vicinity. In passing, I jokingly asked her if policing our doors was a job requirement specified as her duty when she interviewed - thinking she would take the hint.

After my harshness to her before lunch, I do hope she will not give in to this urge to police me again ... it won't be pretty!!!
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