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Old 05-24-2014, 03:05 PM   #461
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Don't forget ... hmm, something ... i can't remember what it was. i need post-its.
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Do NOT put your sunglasses on your face until they cool down. The car is black, interior black, sunny's are black.

I told you the same damn thing last year!
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Old 05-28-2014, 07:33 PM   #467
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dont watch scary movies before bed....ever....even if it was daylight out when you watched it...at some point it will be bedtime...and every noise and shadow (and shower curtain) will freak you out....

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if you DO watch another scary movie....at least drink some wine while you watch....so you will find some humor in it....now try to sleep!
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nts...do not put a birthday candle in a stack of hot steamy pancakes unless you plan to light it right away...if it is left in hot steamy pancakes for more than a minute you may have melted wax in your pancakes
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Old 05-30-2014, 05:42 PM   #470
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nts...do not put a birthday candle in a stack of hot steamy pancakes unless you plan to light it right away...if it is left in hot steamy pancakes for more than a minute you may have melted wax in your pancakes
The wax just added to the flavor to the pancakes they were delish
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NTS...Harbor Freight Solid Gold Customer Sale Catalog arrived

*NEED that new tool bag in the catalog, and maybe the 3-in-1 portable power pack with jump starter and...what time do they open
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