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Yep, that is a sausage, someone's grandma and a vibrating bed...
My youngest daughter turns me onto the funniest things and I just laughed out loud at this (the whole website is a crack-up, AkwardFamilyPhotos):
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this happened last nite. when were laying in bed talking when we started talking about when we first started dating and some of the conversations we had and this is what was said
me: I remember u telling me not to be upset if xyz doesnt happen cuz it never has cinn: I hope I didnt sound all butchy and all me: trying to sound all girly i tried to repeat what i said a minute before we both just started to roll and are still laughing about it this morning |
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What cracked me up...
Sitting in staff meeting.... (next to the director no less)
director: So we have a lot to talk about with this new program change. First we should take this time to congratulate... (pause) *looks at me* What's your name again...? me: Oh come on, you know... the blind one with "people!" director: Touche! you got me damnit! Ahahahaaaaaaaa This man is going to put me in an early grave from death by laughter!! ____________________ Then talking about a problem kid taking a college entrance exam and doing rather well on it... director: I didn't know he was considering school psychologist: Interesting. What does he think he wants to study? director: He's psychotic, do you really think he's even got an idea? me: *stood up to walk out of the meeting with a dead-pan look on my face* I heard he planned to study psychology! director: Oh, you're on a roll today aren't you!? Hee hee hee... Last edited by jac; 12-05-2012 at 06:38 PM. |
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an encounter with a friend's roommate that asked us to help someone go hang curtain rods and blinds...
me: where's the drill bits? them :I don't know. me: you brought the drill but no drill bits? them: I don't know what drill bits look like. you mean those things that make holes? me: *blank stare * them: I don't know nothing about drill bits." me: *sifting thru the tool box, looking like Beaker and Fozzy Bear* quietly reminding self that not everyone is mechanically inclined.
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I remember every one of these sayings!
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (who is about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' .... I just lost it!
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PEEPS...they come in CHRISTMAS PEEPS...I've never seen them at Christmas time....they come in all of the Christmas/winter designs..snowmen, Christmas trees, stars and I don't know what all else.
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A friend of mine sending me this video cracked me up!!!
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the story that cracked me up starts at 10:50 on this clip
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When I arrived at work and realized I am wearing two different shoes. Both are black but the left one has a higher sole. I look like I need a V-8. :-)
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During safety training today...about 6 of us with smart phones got the blizzard warning alert at the exact same time...lol
Weather bug...works...even in the middle of nowhere Nebraska
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Last night as we were riding threw McAdenville looking at Christmas lights, I said when we get to the other end I'll make the round about and we'll go back threw and get out at the lake.....I passed the round about because I knew there was a Burger King at the light and we could rest there and go back threw.
OMG.......at the light, I turned left and as far as you could see was bumper to bumper traffic. About 3 miles of 2 lane traffic waiting to get into McAdenville, I said you still want to go back? She said no lets not....LOL it would have been fun to go back threw and get out at the lake, but on the news we saw that people had waited in line for hours to go threw and they cut them off at 11 and a lot of cars were turned away. Not good for them, but it cracked me up because my analness to always be early paid off this time, although we were in traffic even getting there early, at least we did get to go threw.
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My little princess...Oh Lordy she is a mess. She doesn't say much on her own but she can say anything you ask her to say. She has learned a cute little phrase that obviously her Mom tells her Daddy when she is upset with him. When the little princess wants you to leave her alone, she in her tiny little two year old voice says....."GO TO WORK"! ROFL She was really showing out tonight and finally her Moma, popped her leg. She didn't cry or squeal or pout. She jerked her head and glared at me, like are you really going to let her get by with that. She knows exactly how to push my buttons.
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