12-21-2010, 11:16 PM | #61 |
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I Wish I Had A $ For Every Time..
I smashed a finger while working on a car.
Then again with my luck..I wouldn't smash them nowhere near as often.
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12-21-2010, 11:33 PM | #62 |
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...........busted or sliced my knuckles on a manifold or slipped the wrench off the plug hidden on the back side of the engine in a car where the engine sits sideways and you can't see what you're doing when you're changing the plugs (I loved my Impala but hated how that engine was designed)
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01-04-2011, 08:04 PM | #63 |
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someone interrupts me when I am doing a project.
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01-06-2011, 05:28 AM | #64 |
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone ask me about my gender.
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01-06-2011, 06:13 AM | #65 |
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I wish I had a dollar for...
Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet....
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01-06-2011, 06:36 AM | #66 |
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that I said "never"
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03-29-2011, 08:47 PM | #67 |
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I wish i had a dollar every time I picked up poop from my 4 dogs!
And there toys and washing pet beds too !
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03-29-2011, 08:56 PM | #68 |
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I doubted myself and then I remembered......
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04-21-2011, 06:39 PM | #69 |
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I Wish I Had a $....
For every time my shoes come untied! I swear, I'm as bad as a 10 year old!
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04-21-2011, 06:43 PM | #70 |
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Anyone has ever said... I Promise...
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04-21-2011, 09:12 PM | #71 |
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for every time my dog lost a new ball at the dog park! |
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04-21-2011, 09:18 PM | #72 |
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i wish i had a dollar for every time...
...i catch someone perving my boobs.
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04-22-2011, 08:13 PM | #73 |
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Think of how much you could have if you had it for ALL the times folks have perved your boobs, whether you caught them or not.
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04-22-2011, 08:38 PM | #74 |
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I wish I had a dollar for every time my upstairs neighbor decided to re-arrange her furniture at three in the morning!
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07-13-2011, 07:24 PM | #75 |
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I wish I had a dollar every time I bought a useless lotto ticket.
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07-13-2011, 07:27 PM | #76 |
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I wished I had a dollar for everytime I heard a femme I crushed on say, I see you only as a friend.
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07-13-2011, 07:50 PM | #77 |
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I lost the damn earbuds for my iPhone.
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07-13-2011, 07:59 PM | #78 |
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I had a dud fortune cookie
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07-13-2011, 08:51 PM | #79 |
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I wish I had a dollar for every time... I had a penny.
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07-14-2011, 05:07 AM | #80 |
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i wish i had a dollar for every time i said/thought "i wish.*
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