10-14-2011, 08:49 AM | #21 |
Timed Out
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10-14-2011, 11:20 AM | #22 |
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I ran naked with…… Paris Hilton…… Because I'm good in bed!
YES! I AM good in bed, but…….Ye Gods for sanity’s sake, NOT Paris Hilton! Besides, I haven’t ridden a bike in years!
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10-14-2011, 11:34 AM | #23 |
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she loves my shaggy hair Join Date: Nov 2009
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Oct. 13
"I shanked the kool-aid man because I love marijuana" lmao ... uncanny lolz Jett
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10-14-2011, 12:22 PM | #24 |
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June21-Yellow shirt
You beat a drink because you did'nt like the way he/she looked at you. Well duh..I don't eber touch even a cop! Err..I mean drop |
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10-14-2011, 12:25 PM | #25 |
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I don't like mine, Sept. 4th... I shot a homo because I had to....that's just not right!
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10-14-2011, 12:41 PM | #26 |
☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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I beat a golf ball because I'm sexy like that.
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10-14-2011, 01:00 PM | #27 |
Timed Out - TOS Drama
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I ran shirtless with my lover because I had to??
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10-14-2011, 01:03 PM | #28 |
Practically Lives Here
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well I cuddled with a golf ball because the hoes ate all my tacos...lmao
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10-14-2011, 01:14 PM | #29 |
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I ran naked with a drink because I'm sexy like that ... these psychic games freak me out... how did it know I ran naked with a drink?? and that I am sexy like that??? And the other color I am wearing said I have double D's. Again true.... I has a face now.
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10-14-2011, 03:43 PM | #30 |
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Gillian's is: I need a condom because I'm a pimp
Hmmmm I'm scared and turned on at the same time. |
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10-14-2011, 04:04 PM | #31 |
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I cuddled with the cookie monster because I love cocaine.
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10-14-2011, 10:14 PM | #32 |
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i cuddled with a homo because im a pimp
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10-14-2011, 10:22 PM | #33 |
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I ate my toothbrush cuz hoes keep stealin my tacos!
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10-14-2011, 10:22 PM | #34 |
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i slept with a homo because i love marijuana!
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10-14-2011, 10:40 PM | #35 |
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I stabbed a glass of milk because I'm a pimp.
I hope the milk survived.
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10-14-2011, 10:47 PM | #36 |
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i shot your mom because i'm good in bed...
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03-03-2012, 09:43 AM | #37 |
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I smoked with the cookie monster because I'm sexy like that
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03-03-2012, 09:48 AM | #38 |
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I slept with the cookie monster because i'm a pimp . . .
NOT even for free cookies! |
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03-03-2012, 09:51 AM | #39 |
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I ran naked, with a teletubby, because I'm a pimp.
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03-03-2012, 10:45 AM | #40 |
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I run nekkid, with my best friend because I am a pimp.... HUH??
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