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Old 09-18-2013, 02:39 PM   #1
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This is truly inspired by my son from another mum. I get the oddest text messages from him.

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Old 09-18-2013, 03:50 PM   #2
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"And onions I rushed over there need to set up off to work then to chiropractor little afternoon & thinking about you how was your region okay"

Oh, Siri....

I told her my "region" was fine, tyvm.
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Adorable video of my BFF's cat chasing its shadow.
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I love you girl. you always make me feel appreciated!

HELP! I'M ALL OUTA PECANS !
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A friend sent a sweet pic of angels to me. Made me happy. I have some nice friends.
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:30 PM   #8
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Neat thread!

My GF in FL on a business trip this week. Sent me a text today:

Hey baby. Thnx for listening last night. Rough nite for me. I love you, xoxo
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* First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out — because I was not a Socialist.
* Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out — because I was not a trade unionist.
* Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out — because I was not a Jew.
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Old 09-18-2013, 09:03 PM   #9
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hey mac, you know you are the breast! i mean best! best!
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My first test study guide for princ of sociology class, Yay
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:12 PM   #12
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From an accountant at work;


"Don't worry about the project being over budget. Carolyn has money left and she can shit it into your account on Friday. "


and of course me being me I had to reply;

"I always knew Carolyn was a valuable employee but if she has that kind of talent then I request her immediate transfer to my team."



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From my friend and mentor: "And I like hearing you taking the advance...yay you...rock it sister!"

Supportive friends are the best!

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"The golden in Ex2 has green poop in his eyes"

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From good friends who are away on vacation to celebrate their anniversary.

"We are thinking about you and wondering how week is going, you precious thing."

How awesome that they took a minute to say hey. my friends!
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Yesterday was a trying day. I received this from a buddy of mine who was trying to make me laugh when I was waiting at the vet's.

"Will you marry me?"

Immediately followed by

"Your Beau can be my best man!"

Totally cracked me up...I love my friends
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My bff's daughter (2.5 yrs old) asked her mom to text me a picture of her so that I could see her in her pajamas, wearing a back pack, and eating vegan cheese. She thought it was important that I see it. It was, indeed, a great sight.
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