Things you should never say on a date. - Page 7

Cin · 09-23-2013, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

Umm, uhh... perhaps someone with first hand knowledge would like to weigh in on this?

LOL! That's okay thanks. It was just a rhetorical question.

I have no problem holding my breath but I don't find it all that necessary for cunnilingus longevity. Thank goodness because I can hold my breath for a long time but not for hours.

Cin · 09-23-2013, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

huh. interesting. we did a contest in school with holding breaths, a class of 50, last term. I won. by a chunk of time. And I know I've got skillz. so maybe they *are* related??

I certainly know I've had to hold my breath at points in time for it...

That makes sense and I don't think I processed what an inability to hold one's breath for an adequate amount of time might mean. Probably because I never notice any strain holding my breath for extended points in time. I never have any difficulty getting all the air I need. There's always a whole lot of action and breathing just happens naturally for me in between moves (and I like to think some of them are signature.) But it does stand to reason that being able to hold one's breath for a long period of time can only be a good thing.

More than enough from me on this subject I think.

And I don't know when it's going to finally become clear to me that I need to leave the humor to the professionals.
I'm just not very funny.

(But at least there's no barking involved this time.)

RNguy · 09-23-2013, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

I'm glad you're driving , because I'm already wasted.

Lmao ill remember to say that if you get your butt up for a visit up here and do the brodate with me

That's funny yep I don't know what I would say if some girl said that to me on a date but knowing my humor , I'd say to her , ready for part two of our date ??? You'll love it , its kinky , and involves a tube ill shove down your nose into your gut and pump your stomach out and then ill drop you off in rehab .
Then when you are fixed up call me MY NAME IS JAGG

Gemme · 09-23-2013, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by macele

i actually thought this was cool LOLOL. you all please don't tell anyone i typed that.

i like to make sandwiches and draw stuff on the bread with the mustard bottle. for a use to be gf, i would draw the first letter of her name on the bread and lick it off. she got a kick out of that. made her giggle LOL.

too funny. thanks for sharing, princessbelle.

Well, it's not like princessbelle's name is StellaMarieAntoinetteFranchesca.

Now THAT would be impressive, especially if it was legible.

DapperButch · 09-23-2013, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

That makes sense and I don't think I processed what an inability to hold one's breath for an adequate amount of time might mean. Probably because I never notice any strain holding my breath for extended points in time. I never have any difficulty getting all the air I need. There's always a whole lot of action and breathing just happens naturally for me in between moves (and I like to think some of them are signature.) But it does stand to reason that being able to hold one's breath for a long period of time can only be a good thing.

More than enough from me on this subject I think.

And I don't know when it's going to finally become clear to me that I need to leave the humor to the professionals.
I'm just not very funny.

(But at least there's no barking involved this time.)

You did NOT just say that! ha!!

DMW · 09-23-2013, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Had he won he might have gone there, who knows, but since I could hold my breath longer than he could, it lost the power to impress in any capacity. But I never noticed that my ability to hold my breath for long periods of time actually played that important a role in my cunnilingus prowess. I hope I’m doing it right.

He did win...he was just too full of ego and not enough smarts to figure it out.
What a dolt!
Glad I could come back and edit.
You know what? Even if you could hold your breath longer (with smaller lung
capacity even )..forgettabout sex remarks. You won in the competition
of not having to spend another minute with smh...serious ***kwad.

*Anya* · 09-23-2013, 06:24 PM

I have a million of them...

The woman who told me she was mainly attracted to Latin women,

as I sat there, being a Caucasian woman and all.

DMW · 09-23-2013, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DMW

He did win...he was just too full of ego and not enough smarts to figure it out.
What a dolt!
Glad I could come back and edit.
You know what? Even if you could hold your breath longer (with smaller lung
capacity even )..forgettabout sex remarks. You won in the competition
of not having to spend another minute with smh...serious ***kwad.

I gotta say something more...it bothers me.
Ok..he obviously didn't have anything in between his legs worth holding your breath for.
Or between his ears or inside his chest.

I really can't stand that mentality.

Cin · 09-23-2013, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

You did NOT just say that! ha!!

Of course I didn't say that.

DapperButch · 09-23-2013, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Of course I didn't say that.

Oh, good, because that would be really embarrassing if you did. The professionals would for sure need to come in then.

Cin · 09-23-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Oh, good, because that would be really embarrassing if you did. The professionals would for sure need to come in then.

LOL. I think the professionals need to come in regardless. Please don't try this at home.

easygoingfemme · 09-23-2013, 07:46 PM

In high school, I had a guy lick the side of my face on a first "date". Chin to forehead. I believe it was all non-verbal communication, but still, should be outlawed.

deb_U_taunt · 09-25-2013, 12:47 PM

09-25-2013, 01:41 PM

Is your Mom hot too?
Can she join us?

Never had much luck with those to be honest

hagster · 09-25-2013, 03:09 PM

Halfway through a first (and only) date, which I thought was going very well, she started a sentence with, "My girlfriend..." What what whaaaat?

The first time I was bold enough to actually do the asking out (someone who had spent weeks overtly flirting with me), the gal stopped talking over our drinks to breathe and say, staring at my chest, "If I were a lesbian..." and something about wanting to bury her head there and do things. I pulled my top up to my throat and made sure it never slipped anywhere close to cleavage again. She spent dinner talking about, quite graphically, her sexual exploits with past boyfriends. That was a disgusting nightmare of a date, that unfortunately didn't end at dinner itself. As I drove her home, she wanted details of whether I was a 'giver' or 'receiver' and what her preferences were. I laugh now but I needed a shower. And yes, I made her pay her portion for dinner, which she was not expecting.

~baby~doll~ · 09-25-2013, 03:24 PM

OH remind me I need to pick up some candy for my girlfriend.

Heavenleahangel · 09-25-2013, 03:45 PM

I took out all the sex toys I've accumulated over the years. Wanna go back to my place and try some out? We will have to stop and buy some lube, though. Some of them are really big!

(I would drop this fool off at a bus stop if someone said this to me. I always drive until I am comfortable with someone.)

Heavenleahangel · 09-25-2013, 03:50 PM

"....I'm glad my ex tested negative for ______ this time. I hate trying to get rid of all the crap she keeps giving me!

Sweet Bliss · 09-25-2013, 06:47 PM

Another winner.

Why don't you lose some weight and exercise? I would think you would want to look your best if you are going to date people.

Me: I've already dropped over 100 pounds, can bench 120 lbs, too bad you can't do that with your personality.

I think the zombie apocalypse is already here.

Nat · 10-09-2013, 02:26 PM

Why are you wearing heels?

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