What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 36

Greyson · 01-02-2013, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by *Anya*

I thought it was a gag but Amazon sold it. Currently out of stock

The Pussy Snorkel...

I thought you were joking. No, apparently some guys out there just can't finesse it.

Dude · 01-03-2013, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyson

I thought you were joking. No, apparently some guys out there just can't finesse it.

but there are also head clamper women
I can remember a few times when I was nearly suffocated
by too strong to control legs

always2late · 01-03-2013, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dude

but there are also head clamper women
I can remember a few times when I was nearly suffocated
by too strong to control legs

Curse you Thigh Master!!

Dude · 01-03-2013, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by always2late

Curse you Thigh Master!!

indeed!
legs or buns of steel

could kill a person

falloutmk · 01-03-2013, 10:18 AM

I was being attacked by a girlfriend who was trying to be a sea turtle and sounding like a muppet at the same time... I was frightened but also very amused byher antics.

jac · 01-04-2013, 08:36 PM

Another staff from another program asking several times in the morning for me to do diiferent things for her, like posting specific program notes or asking me to make a folder for a new form that will be used with the kids or the best of all... plopping down in the seat next to me while I'm typing logs at the desk and saying in a leaned-in whisper, "It's like this, and I see you haven't noticed but when I talk I need attention. It's all about me damn it! Pay attention. Focus."

Yeh lol... never letting up on my typing, never taking my eyes off of the screen... I just bust out laughing, lose my straight face and tell her to get over it.

I had to walk away I was laughing so hard...

*Anya* · 01-14-2013, 11:29 PM

I asked my GF her how she did in HS sports.

Turns out she was voted most athletic and the president of the GAA in HS.

I said that I was last picked for all team sports and she said, "No, honey, you were voted most likely to sit on the president of the GAA's lap".

Cracked me up.

cinnamongrrl · 01-14-2013, 11:37 PM

My client was watching a show called Mongrels...very adult humor...but very amusing!

Kenna · 01-16-2013, 05:30 PM

driving home on a rainy ugly day, on a busy road, a large white goose and gander stopped traffic while they slowly waddled across the road... barely off the edge on the other side, they turned around, stuck their heads up and proudly -in a pissed off tone- squawked, hissed and honked their disapproval at the van in front of me...as if they had road rage!! ..they didn't care the van outweighed them by 3 housand times...they had a story to tell and didn't care if they stopped traffic!

lmao!

TheMerryFairy · 01-16-2013, 05:34 PM

Mullets- need I say more?

It was a little disturbing that I've seen so many mullets lately. That's one part of lesbian hair history I don't want to come back.

ButchEire · 01-16-2013, 05:49 PM

Some people call it a mullet. I prefer to call it nasty.

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Originally Posted by TheMerryFairy

Mullets- need I say more?

It was a little disturbing that I've seen so many mullets lately. That's one part of lesbian hair history I don't want to come back.

01-16-2013, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMerryFairy

Mullets- need I say more?

It was a little disturbing that I've seen so many mullets lately. That's one part of lesbian hair history I don't want to come back.

You think it went away? I see it still being *coff* enjoyed by dykes of a certain age in some circles.

*shudder

ps. The Space Cadet and the Strawbale are a pair of those very dykes of a certain wotsit.

TheMerryFairy · 01-16-2013, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Daktari

You think it went away? I see it still being *coff* enjoyed by dykes of a certain age in some circles.

*shudder

ps. The Space Cadet and the Strawbale are a pair of those very dykes of a certain wotsit.

Not *gone* but I certainly haven't seen anything to indicate it was still popular in the last oh 15 years or so.

01-16-2013, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMerryFairy

Not *gone* but I certainly haven't seen anything to indicate it was still popular in the last oh 15 years or so.

You obviously don't run in Mullet circles.

It's definitely not 'popular' but some do seem to grimly cling on to their hey-day hair-do.

ButchEire · 01-16-2013, 06:17 PM

And attire!

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Originally Posted by Daktari

You obviously don't run in Mullet circles.

It's definitely not 'popular' but some do seem to grimly cling on to their hey-day hair-do.

jac · 01-17-2013, 06:09 AM

What creacked me up today.... so far?

Sending Spritz a text about being on my game again now that I am feeling better but auto-correct choosing to input "hand" instead of game!!

Ahahahaaaaaaa

I hate you auto-correct!!

01-17-2013, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

My client was watching a show called Mongrels...very adult humor...but very amusing!

Mongrels is an awesome BBC tv programme. I love it! I think some of the songs are on Youtoob.

Highly recommended.

bkisbutchenuff · 01-17-2013, 06:36 AM

.......sleepy talk......

cinnamongrrl · 01-17-2013, 08:10 AM

I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back....

So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel.

The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....

Teddybear · 01-17-2013, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back....

So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel.

The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....

what amazed me was when u finally were able to come upstairs to bed u were laughing at the fact that u thouhgt u would scare the shadw away by dropping ur towel. Im not sure who in their right mind would run from such a beautiful,sexy hot body as urs

so can i be a shadow later today when we get home I promise I WILL b runing just not the other way >

01-14-2013, 11:29 PM	#707
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,791 Times in 7,290 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I asked my GF her how she did in HS sports. Turns out she was voted most athletic and the president of the GAA in HS. I said that I was last picked for all team sports and she said, "No, honey, you were voted most likely to sit on the president of the GAA's lap". Cracked me up. __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

01-16-2013, 05:30 PM	#709
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,613 Thanked 12,109 Times in 3,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	driving home on a rainy ugly day, on a busy road, a large white goose and gander stopped traffic while they slowly waddled across the road... barely off the edge on the other side, they turned around, stuck their heads up and proudly -in a pissed off tone- squawked, hissed and honked their disapproval at the van in front of me...as if they had road rage!! ..they didn't care the van outweighed them by 3 housand times...they had a story to tell and didn't care if they stopped traffic! lmao! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

01-17-2013, 06:36 AM	#718
bkisbutchenuff PPoA - Southern Gentle Butch How Do You Identify?: BOI/Butch/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, he, him, handsome, Daddy Relationship Status: Single. 😉 Join Date: May 2011 Location: GA Posts: 2,398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,071 Thanked 10,845 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	.......sleepy talk...... __________________ BK "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." Randy Pausch.

01-17-2013, 08:10 AM	#719
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now Posts: 7,578 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,914 Thanked 27,408 Times in 6,876 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	It was last night but... I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back.... So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel. The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....

01-03-2013, 10:18 AM	#705
falloutmk Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Queer Preferred Pronoun?: Ze, Zir, or She, her, ect if needed. Relationship Status: Single, Poly, and happy. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Michigan Posts: 88 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 105 Thanked 297 Times in 68 Posts Rep Power: 3839794	I was being attacked by a girlfriend who was trying to be a sea turtle and sounding like a muppet at the same time... I was frightened but also very amused byher antics.

01-04-2013, 08:36 PM	#706
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Another staff from another program asking several times in the morning for me to do diiferent things for her, like posting specific program notes or asking me to make a folder for a new form that will be used with the kids or the best of all... plopping down in the seat next to me while I'm typing logs at the desk and saying in a leaned-in whisper, "It's like this, and I see you haven't noticed but when I talk I need attention. It's all about me damn it! Pay attention. Focus." Yeh lol... never letting up on my typing, never taking my eyes off of the screen... I just bust out laughing, lose my straight face and tell her to get over it. I had to walk away I was laughing so hard...

01-14-2013, 11:37 PM	#708
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now Posts: 7,578 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,914 Thanked 27,408 Times in 6,876 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	My client was watching a show called Mongrels...very adult humor...but very amusing!

01-16-2013, 05:34 PM	#710
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Mullets- need I say more? It was a little disturbing that I've seen so many mullets lately. That's one part of lesbian hair history I don't want to come back.

01-17-2013, 06:09 AM	#716
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	What creacked me up today.... so far? Sending Spritz a text about being on my game again now that I am feeling better but auto-correct choosing to input "hand" instead of game!! Ahahahaaaaaaa I hate you auto-correct!!