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Old 09-29-2010, 06:26 PM   #1081
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Has already worked 40 hours this week and its only Wednesday
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:34 PM   #1082
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:33 PM   #1083
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Recently moved to a wonderful apartment and in the process changed internet providers. Had hooked up this albatross of a laptop to hold me over to hooking up the nice...lots of whistles and bells desktop. Attempted to hookup said desktop to which it refused to cooperate. On the phone with the internet service provider tech for 1 hour and 12 minutes. Now I am on a first name basis with Bill Gates, Jr. and God forbid - he could be my son by the sound of his voice. Very well educated but the call ended with..."Ma'am, I just don't what to tell you. We have tried everything there is to try. My system shows you have hooked the equipment up properly...in my years of being an advanced tech. I just can't diagnose your problem. You have been lovely to talk to and I love your sense of humor. I am here at the local call center...would you like to maybe go to dinner sometime? Btw, I am 28." I thanked him for the flattery but suggested he hook up with my daughter instead. He is only 1 year younger than she.

Still no internet connection for the desktop. Thinking this will cost a fortune.

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I am stuffed. I just ate some Pasole made by my lovely. Ever the health conscious one she made it with low fat ground turkey.......
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jenny... is sooooo not amused that a skunk let loose just outside my son's bathroom... ICK.
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has got to remember to pick up some plastic spoons for the office...eating chocolate pudding with a fork can be tricky...
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Bard is thinking damn I am pretty good looking even when kind of drunk...
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:16 PM   #1089
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:23 PM   #1090
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wonders what made her think, "I'm going to go run! Uphill! It can't be that hard, right? Running is human nature!"

Ten minutes later my lungs are on fire and my legs are jello. Apparently.. you have to work up to this whole running for miles around the city thing. Or in my case, running for more than two minutes per burst.
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Just cooked a yummy chicken and rice dinner. The rice didn't turn out crunchy, either!

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finaly making it to the shower... 12 hours later

then snuggle time...
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...is awake. And cold. And hungry. *sigh*
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... is getting ready for work but wishing I had the day off!

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...is sick, exhausted, in tears, and wishing she was curled up in her nice soft bed (which is, alas, 1300 miles away and in a warehouse).
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Feel better soon sending healing vibes your way!! Its horrible to be sick and exhausted too.

JUst getting around to the shower thing have doctors appts this afternoon so gotta get ready for them and then lunch and out the door!!
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(ok i've been here 3 years, but in two weeks i'll be an actual employee - woo hoo).

oh and yeah mo money mo money.
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