What will you NEVER be caught doing?? - Page 10

Queenie · 07-11-2013, 09:18 AM

I will never ever watch Fox news. Yes, you can get Fox news in the UK. Sad, right!?

I will never eat cauliflower. The stuff is just gross!

You will never see me listening to, One Direction or Justin Bieber.

Bèsame* · 07-11-2013, 09:41 AM

I will never be using a clutch. My friends have tried. Just not happening, I think I'm just not that coordinated to work it. Perhaps it all stems back to when I broke my brothers clutch off in my hand. I had to drive home in 3rd gear. And being the girl I am, I let some guy help me. I flashed on my emergency lights on, and ran every red light. Good thing it was like 2am. I really thought my life was going to be over when I had to tell my brother and my father. Whew, in the end I was saved! It was a factory recall!!

So mini bikes and jet ski's, disastrous! The mini bike is a whole different story. I'm a trooper and will try just about anything, but I also know when it just doesn't work!

I just make a better passenger, and I love that seat!

BowtiePrincess · 07-11-2013, 09:47 AM

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

JAGG · 07-11-2013, 11:35 AM

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

Sweet Bliss · 07-11-2013, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

Go JAGG!! Go JAGG !! Go JAGG! !!

My Hero!!!! xoxo

Sweet Bliss · 07-11-2013, 12:41 PM

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

macele · 07-11-2013, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.

i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

JAGG · 07-11-2013, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by macele

omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.

i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

HAHAHA There always has to be one in the crowd doesn't there? lol No it just means you can't claim to be me. lol Not that you would ever want to be....

macele · 07-11-2013, 05:29 PM

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

JAGG · 07-11-2013, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by macele

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

I think you are awesome ole freind!!! Even if you wear crocs. Lol

deb_U_taunt · 07-15-2013, 11:12 AM

you will never catch me with a dirty home

you will never catch me listening to rap or speed metal

you will never catch me in the middle of drama

you will rarely catch me without my dog

you will never catch me without a sense of humor

JAGG · 07-15-2013, 12:16 PM

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

deb_U_taunt · 07-15-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

JAGG · 07-15-2013, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.

deb_U_taunt · 07-15-2013, 05:53 PM

I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.

JAGG · 07-15-2013, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

deathbypoem · 08-12-2013, 12:36 PM

You'll never catch me watching Football, Baseball or Basketball. It bores me. But give me hockey and i'm set.

I'll never stick a sweet potato or anything that looks like one near my face for consumption.

You will NEVER EVER EVER catch me going to bed without being thankful for life.

JAGG · 08-13-2013, 07:27 AM

Ice fishing in Alaska.
Anything in Alaska.

sierragirrl · 08-13-2013, 07:59 AM

you will NEVER
find me looking for love by using my vagina
I have to much self respect to do that

find me jumping from one relationship to another
I like to sit down and evaluate things

find me telling someone I am in love with them if I was loving someone else that way a month before
again a processing time thing.

I guess everyone is different huh?
sadly it is not just words to me.

Graham · 08-13-2013, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.

07-11-2013, 09:41 AM	#182
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: ☀️☀️☀️ Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 14,779 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 28,405 Thanked 39,546 Times in 10,211 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	No gears I will never be using a clutch. My friends have tried. Just not happening, I think I'm just not that coordinated to work it. Perhaps it all stems back to when I broke my brothers clutch off in my hand. I had to drive home in 3rd gear. And being the girl I am, I let some guy help me. I flashed on my emergency lights on, and ran every red light. Good thing it was like 2am. I really thought my life was going to be over when I had to tell my brother and my father. Whew, in the end I was saved! It was a factory recall!! So mini bikes and jet ski's, disastrous! The mini bike is a whole different story. I'm a trooper and will try just about anything, but I also know when it just doesn't work! I just make a better passenger, and I love that seat! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

07-11-2013, 11:35 AM	#184
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Wearing crocs Combing my hair in a faux hawk Wearing something wrinkled With a purse or european satchel same thing Borrowing make up from my partner Wearing nail polish Wearing a goofy hat Driving a prius or smart car Smoking weed Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-15-2013, 12:16 PM	#192
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Eating stewed tomato's. Wasting money on the latest fad. Riding a moped or scooter. Living in a cold climate. High on something other than life. Shopping for cat toys. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

08-12-2013, 12:36 PM	#197
deathbypoem Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Poetically versed to breathe only truth and bleed certainty Preferred Pronoun?: Kane Relationship Status: Married to Chefnaction Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Finally, home Posts: 1,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,900 Thanked 4,743 Times in 1,586 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	You'll never catch me watching Football, Baseball or Basketball. It bores me. But give me hockey and i'm set. I'll never stick a sweet potato or anything that looks like one near my face for consumption. You will NEVER EVER EVER catch me going to bed without being thankful for life. __________________ I need your grace To remind me To find my own

08-13-2013, 07:27 AM	#198
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Ice fishing in Alaska. Anything in Alaska. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

07-11-2013, 09:18 AM	#181
Queenie Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Preferred Pronoun?: Her Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: East Finchley Posts: 752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 478 Thanked 1,891 Times in 523 Posts Rep Power: 16307163	I will never ever watch Fox news. Yes, you can get Fox news in the UK. Sad, right!? I will never eat cauliflower. The stuff is just gross! You will never see me listening to, One Direction or Justin Bieber.

07-11-2013, 09:47 AM	#183
BowtiePrincess Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Happily taken Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: One red light, TN Posts: 219 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 565 Thanked 522 Times in 140 Posts Rep Power: 9425363	I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

07-11-2013, 12:41 PM	#186
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,264 Times in 2,158 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Picking my friend's nose miss an opportunity to be funny eating one flaming hot chip ignoring a guest in my home Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

07-11-2013, 05:29 PM	#189
macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,239 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

07-15-2013, 11:12 AM	#191
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,260 Times in 1,363 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	you will never catch me with a dirty home you will never catch me listening to rap or speed metal you will never catch me in the middle of drama you will rarely catch me without my dog you will never catch me without a sense of humor

08-13-2013, 07:59 AM	#199
sierragirrl Member How Do You Identify?: .... Relationship Status: <3 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,417 Thanked 2,870 Times in 667 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	you will NEVER find me looking for love by using my vagina I have to much self respect to do that find me jumping from one relationship to another I like to sit down and evaluate things find me telling someone I am in love with them if I was loving someone else that way a month before again a processing time thing. I guess everyone is different huh? sadly it is not just words to me.