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05-13-2014, 09:46 PM
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"Doctor, I have a memory problem!" The doctor says, "When did it start?" "When did what start?"
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05-14-2014, 05:07 AM
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05-14-2014, 06:45 AM
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05-14-2014, 04:44 PM
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Velcro. What a ripoff.
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05-14-2014, 05:15 PM
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05-15-2014, 05:19 AM
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05-15-2014, 05:46 AM
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05-15-2014, 05:13 PM
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05-15-2014, 06:08 PM
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Patient: "Doc, you have to help me. Some days I think I'm Mickey Mouse, some days I think I'm Donald Duck" Doctor: "How long have you had these Disney spells?"
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05-15-2014, 10:15 PM
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What happened when the butch computer mouse met the femme computer mouse?
They clicked straight away. 
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05-16-2014, 02:50 AM
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business." Who lies better?? A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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05-16-2014, 05:17 AM
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05-16-2014, 07:07 AM
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05-16-2014, 06:01 PM
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#294 |
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05-16-2014, 06:07 PM
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"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!"
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05-16-2014, 06:13 PM
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Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!
I like to call the shots. 
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05-16-2014, 07:15 PM
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05-17-2014, 08:44 AM
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05-17-2014, 12:06 PM
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05-18-2014, 01:15 AM
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"Doctor, I think I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor says, "Sit in the waiting room, I'll deal with you later."
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