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Old 04-20-2010, 04:40 PM   #1601
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they got this show where warriors of different periods in History "fight" and who wins in Theory, right now they got shaka zulu vs william wallace.....I saw all the weapons of each and said "riiiight....this should be fun"..
'specially after seeing the Claymore...


[they had one episode of Maori warrior vs Shaolin Monk...the Monk won, last minute, Maori lost his taiaha..shortly after, a few acrobatics from the Monk, a rapid hand motion , Poke in the Maori ear with long metallic sharp pointy thing....]
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Old 04-21-2010, 02:04 PM   #1605
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they got this show where warriors of different periods in History "fight" and who wins in Theory, right now they got shaka zulu vs william wallace.....I saw all the weapons of each and said "riiiight....this should be fun"..
'specially after seeing the Claymore...


[they had one episode of Maori warrior vs Shaolin Monk...the Monk won, last minute, Maori lost his taiaha..shortly after, a few acrobatics from the Monk, a rapid hand motion , Poke in the Maori ear with long metallic sharp pointy thing....]
I totally watched the Shaolin mond/Maori warrior. I didn't even think it would be a contest since brute strength was the main thing the Maori had. Although the head thwapper was pretty dang cool too. But nothing touched those hook swords the Shaolin monks had. Bad-ass.
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While running my fingers through my hair and massaging my scalp I realized that it felt relaxing, but nothing like when someone else does something like this. I then wondered why we can't experience the same pleasure when we touch ourselves (no, not in the dirty way)i.e. running our fingers over our own skin, massaging our own hands etc. But I came to the conclusion that nature has restricted this purposefully. If we did feel as much pleasure as when another touches us we would never get a thing done. We'd always be touching ourselves.

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Why is it out of E's whole entire post above. all I gleaned was "We'd always be touching ourselves"



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I totally Agree, as much as I admire Maori, he didn't stand a Chance against the Shaolin Monk...and the Monk was respectable...Spiritual, even after fuckin up the Warriors eardrum.....
Those blades were kick-ass...

U should see the Zulu vs Wallace....for a second, I did mumble "well, Shaka does Spit poison....sharp pointy spear"...Then they brought out the Claymore + Mace lookin thing and I changed my tune "Wellllp, So long shaka..."...
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The Pirate vs the Knight, in my opinion, unfair ...
That shit just reminded me of Indiana Jones...
Crazy Sword Wielder shrieking and doing acrobatics....Indy is annoyed mildly by the sound, and shoots the fucker....Walks away...
Pretty much the same shit, after a long {and boring} fight...
That and the Pirate looked a little like Jack Sparrow..

Samurai vs Viking had some promise, I can't remember who won right now...
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The Pirate vs the Knight, in my opinion, unfair ...
That shit just reminded me of Indiana Jones...
Crazy Sword Wielder shrieking and doing acrobatics....Indy is annoyed mildly by the sound, and shoots the fucker....Walks away...
Pretty much the same shit, after a long {and boring} fight...
That and the Pirate looked a little like Jack Sparrow..

Samurai vs Viking had some promise, I can't remember who won right now...

It was the Samurai
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In the pre-dawn hours of April 22 (1:00 - 3:00 am), be sure to look up. If you do, you'll likely be treated to a spectacular celestial show in the form of the Lyrids meteor shower.

Why bother to wake up at an ungodly hour to gaze at the sky? Several reasons. First, the Lyrids shower was, according to Meteor Showers Online, first observed at least 2,600 years ago, making it the oldest of any meteor shower. Secondly, viewers have a small chance "to get a glimpse of some dazzling fireball meteors from a completely different meteor swarm."

Here's a brief breakdown on the shower's history, tips on where to watch, and how in the heck the meteors earned their name...

How to see them

It's slightly more complicated that just craning your neck skyward, but not by much. For maximum viewing, you'll want to find a dark place, away from city lights, and with an open horizon. Lie back and give your eyes several minutes to adjust to the darkness. Then, wait for the show.

How to know if what you just saw was part of the shower or just some jerk with a laser pointer? SPACE.com explains that identifying a Lyrid meteor can be done by following its trail. A Lyrids meteor should have a trail that "points back to near the dazzling blue-white star Vega." You can check out a helpful sky chart here.

Old, but reliable
In China, there are ancient records from 687 B.C. and 15 B.C. of meteors that are "believed to be Lyrids." SPACE.com explains that the Lyrids caused a small panic in Richmond, Virginia, back in 1803. "Numerous townspeople... were roused from their beds by a fire alarm and were able to observe a very rich display between 1 and 3 o'clock." This time, we know they're coming.

How'd they get their name?
National Geographic has a nice write up on the meteors and their history. Vega's constellation, where the meteors appear to emanate from, is known as "Lyra." Hence, the "shooting stars" became known as "Lyrids." Simple enough, right?

What can you expect to see?
Whenever the Lyrids come around, they put on a slightly different show. As Anthony Cook, an astronomer for the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles, told National Geographic, "The only way to know what the Lyrids have in store for you, is to go outside and observe them." As for the fireballs, Space.com calls their appearance a "wildcard," but it's definitely in the realm of possibility.
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