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Old 09-04-2013, 12:37 PM   #41
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I am watching an Emergency ER show and several young men came in either shot or stabbed in the groin area. One young man lost one of his testicles. So of course I thought of a song I heard a long time ago. I only know one piece.

~~Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his. He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo!~~

I just couldn't resist.
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All it took was to browse this thread, read this post and now I can't get that song out of my head.



And it's vacillating between this and "Tie My Pecker To A Tree". I always thought someone should do a medley of those two songs anyway.
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Old 02-20-2014, 05:11 PM   #43
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My brain often does what I call a "misfire", and a sentence I read somewhere will spark an earworm song, that I had no idea I ever knew (or wanted to know) the lyrics to. This one is thanks to one of those misfires...

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Old 02-22-2014, 04:03 PM   #45
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i have woken up with this song on my mind. i have to listen to it before i do anything else except coffee.

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For some reason, this has been stuck in my head all day. I have no idea why.



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