Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 5

Inked_Trinity · 11-20-2011, 07:19 AM

Sometimes there is nothing left to say except REALLY?!

Inked_Trinity · 11-20-2011, 06:52 PM

You are about to become a strange smell in the attic.

Miss July · 11-21-2011, 02:03 PM

If I give you $20 will you leave me alone?

Inked_Trinity · 11-21-2011, 03:27 PM

If I rub you with Preparation H...... Will you shrink and become less irritating?

Tawse · 11-21-2011, 04:56 PM

Inked_Trinity · 11-22-2011, 05:49 PM

Inhale the good shit~ Exhale the bullshit

Inked_Trinity · 11-23-2011, 06:03 PM

I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed.

Inked_Trinity · 11-24-2011, 07:22 AM

Let's just start with the assumption that I am right and go from there.

Inked_Trinity · 11-26-2011, 05:46 PM

I am tired of idiots so therefore all idiots who approach me must form a line to the left...no your other left...that is why you are in the line.

Inked_Trinity · 11-27-2011, 07:02 AM

why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy, resin type crap that u can't wash down the drain?

Inked_Trinity · 11-28-2011, 05:46 AM

Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport.

Tcountry · 11-28-2011, 06:14 AM

Just about the time u see a light at the end of the tunnel....u realize it is a train.

Inked_Trinity · 11-28-2011, 10:54 AM

Please take a number, I will piss you off shortly!

Miss July · 11-28-2011, 02:00 PM

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.

Your lack of planning has now become my responsibility.

Let me drop everything I am working on to fix your problem.

Miss July · 11-29-2011, 11:50 AM

Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning.

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-29-2011, 11:57 AM

If wit was shit, you'd be constipated!

kannon · 11-29-2011, 12:36 PM

Stu: you are literally too stupid to insult. Alan: thank you.

Inked_Trinity · 11-29-2011, 08:06 PM

Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time.

nycfem · 11-29-2011, 09:22 PM

I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)...

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..."

"He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe."

"I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?"

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead."

"Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!"

"You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to."

Whew, that felt good!

Inked_Trinity · 11-30-2011, 06:00 AM

attempted to 'dance like no one was watching', but someone happened to be watching, and mistook my dancing for a seizure and called an ambulance.

11-20-2011, 07:19 AM	#81
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Sometimes there is nothing left to say except REALLY?! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-20-2011, 06:52 PM	#82
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	You are about to become a strange smell in the attic. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-21-2011, 02:03 PM	#83
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207566	If I give you $20 will you leave me alone? __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-21-2011, 03:27 PM	#84
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	If I rub you with Preparation H...... Will you shrink and become less irritating? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-22-2011, 05:49 PM	#86
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Inhale the good shit~ Exhale the bullshit __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-21-2011, 04:56 PM	#85
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11-23-2011, 06:03 PM	#87
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-24-2011, 07:22 AM	#88
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Let's just start with the assumption that I am right and go from there. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-26-2011, 05:46 PM	#89
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I am tired of idiots so therefore all idiots who approach me must form a line to the left...no your other left...that is why you are in the line. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-27-2011, 07:02 AM	#90
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy, resin type crap that u can't wash down the drain? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-28-2011, 05:46 AM	#91
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-28-2011, 06:14 AM	#92
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Just about the time u see a light at the end of the tunnel....u realize it is a train. __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"

11-28-2011, 10:54 AM	#93
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Please take a number, I will piss you off shortly! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-28-2011, 02:00 PM	#94
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207566	And the list goes on.......... Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter. Your lack of planning has now become my responsibility. Let me drop everything I am working on to fix your problem. __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-29-2011, 11:50 AM	#95
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207566	Crabby Bitch is just part of my charm........ Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours. Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning. __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

11-29-2011, 11:57 AM	#96
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11-29-2011, 12:36 PM	#97
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11-29-2011, 08:06 PM	#98
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-29-2011, 09:22 PM	#99
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,768 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,825 Thanked 21,719 Times in 5,083 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)... "Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date." "You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..." "He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe." "I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?" Take a vacation; go to Club Dead." "Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!" "You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to." Whew, that felt good!

11-30-2011, 06:00 AM	#100
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	attempted to 'dance like no one was watching', but someone happened to be watching, and mistook my dancing for a seizure and called an ambulance. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.