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04-06-2014, 10:17 AM
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ohhh that reminds me.....
steer clear of those built in soap and toothbrush holders......they arent comfy in your back....and fixing them isnt as easy as youd think....just sayin. and here I thought I had no offerings.... 
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04-10-2014, 05:25 PM
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So, a nice romantic weekend and we didn't have a care in the world. The little woman noticed we were getting looks here and there, and commented about it to me. I shrugged it off. She then said...I wonder if they can hear what is going on in the room.
My response...only one way to find out. I'll go outside the door and you make some noise and then we'll know. I proceeded to go outside of the room looking out over the banister. I noticed the seating and the area where they serve breakfast...then it happened. My eyes widened as I listened...clear as day I could hear every word and ever noise. I headed back into the room and said... you're right honey we're getting looks because we seem to be the morning entertainment during breakfast. 
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05-10-2014, 06:46 AM
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NEVER a good thing when you are in the throes of something and you open your eyes and realize someone has lifted the covers ... and when you look into their eyes ... they AIN'T hers.... LORD....
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05-10-2014, 09:02 AM
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Sounds like a horror movie!
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05-10-2014, 09:17 AM
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05-10-2014, 08:43 PM
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When making out hot and heavy in a Suburban, that has a huge bench seat, I'd advise you to watch where your feet go. Turning on the emergency lights just brings attention to your moving car. And don't be surprised, in the morning light, you see feet marks on the windshield.
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05-10-2014, 08:52 PM
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lol I believe this is the second time ive been reminded of something from long time ago....
so.....my ex and I were having fun in her big bad truck...her NEW truck.... the cab space was extremely limited...and while I was changing positions....I broke one of her heating vents.... I felt awful.....she laughed and said it was the best reason for it to be broken and we would always think of it when we saw it....lol
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05-10-2014, 09:49 PM
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A lady friend of mine and I were staying at one of the local casinos for the weekend and the room had a nice hot tub.Well we hoped into it for a good soak,so after a while I was getting out then had the awful feeling it wasn't going to be an easy thing for either of us to do so with the floor having lots of bubble bath on it it was slippery than all get out's.I thought we were going to have to call for help to get out,eventually we managed to slither out with out to much damage to either of us,good thing we both had a good sence of humor about it all or it would have been a whole lotta mess to explane to anyone if if we had called for help.
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05-10-2014, 10:25 PM
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I was madly in love with her, she was my first and it was our first time. I was pretty sure I could figure out what I needed to do however, I forgot to take my gum out of my mouth...
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06-04-2014, 10:38 PM
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So, occasionally during sexual times I like to break the sexy up with a little goofiness. A few nights ago was such a occasion. I decided to suddenly blow on my lover's tummy and make that wonderful artificial fart sound we all love. It was funny, we were both laughing wildly, then suddenly one of the dogs bites my head.
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06-07-2014, 07:23 PM
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just an fyi.....theres a show on TLC called Sex sent me to the ER.....
we are not alone......and we arent even the worst examples....lol
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08-24-2014, 05:21 PM
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ummmm...we broke the iron bed with a metal frame...dont ask...
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08-24-2014, 05:24 PM
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not sure if we r going to be able to fix it. IT will have to be welded back together 
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08-24-2014, 07:54 PM
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Many years ago when I was a young buck my partner and I were not unaccustomed to making home video of our sexual antics. Well one weekend after our RETURN from the video store, I noticed sitting on top of the tv the movie we had rented….After a frantic search around and under the tv and vhs player we realized we had returned our home made porn to the Video Stop. I swear I have never driven so fast or erratic before or since. We had a very quick argument out front as we tried to decide who would go in to fetch it. We both went in. The tape
was still sitting in the returns bin. After we returned to my place and my heart beat slowed to normal we laughed are asses off. |
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11-10-2014, 06:23 AM
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saw it...bumped it...you know you love it!
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10-17-2015, 06:39 PM
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bumping because its been too long.......
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01-10-2016, 05:00 PM
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Bumpity bump bump. BUMP.
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01-10-2016, 05:28 PM
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this story and remain respectable.
During vigorous play time mind your location on the bed. It breaks the rythm when you pile drive your lover off the bed on to the floor. Haha. |
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I recently somehow managed to slap myself in the eye/cheek with a toy during sexy time. I'm talking about full on smack with quite a bit of force behind it. I won't go into detail about how this happened, but my girlfriend was looking directly at me so there was no playing it off. We had to take about a 10 minute interlude while we were rolling around laughing hysterically and waiting for my eye to quit watering before we could get back to the regularly scheduled program.
There's a reason why she lovingly calls me her "little dork". 
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04-18-2016, 05:30 PM
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My ex and I broke my bed. It was a wooden platform bed. The slats cracked and we ended up on the floor.
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