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Old 07-07-2017, 11:54 AM   #3741
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Oh no! What they meant to say ... was a 10 year old butch can assemble them.

Over the years I've put together quite a few pieces of IKEA furniture. 10 -15 years ago ... easy peasy! In the last five... they've gotten rather sloppy with their instructions and construction.


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A 10 year old could assemble it they said...It was easy they said....

Until you start to assemble the item & the holes are not drilled correctly OR they have the wrong number stuck on the wrong part & when you get it all together it doesn't look like the one you seen all assembled & pretty in the store...

What should be a 2 hour project has turned into a 24 hour project thus far...

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Old 07-07-2017, 04:42 PM   #3743
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[QUOTE=Lyte;1154337]Oh no! What they meant to say ... was a 10 year old butch can assemble them.

<------- Now that makes some sense... IKEA is probably owned by a butch & this was just a grand master plan to confuse us.... lol

Determined to get these cabinets assembled today after I head to the hardware store to buy the correct tool I need to assemble it .....

Who knew the correct tool didn't just come with the pack?
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:18 PM   #3744
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I am worried.

Right now I have 2 bucks and a fawn in my yard. No doe in sight. There is water out there but no food. If I open the door to throw food out they will get scared. I am not sure what to do now. They are all laying down and it is very hot. I hope a doe shows up soon.



Never mind mommy showed up with the twin and I got bread out there.

Those deer make me worry in this heat.
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I am worried.

Right now I have 2 bucks and a fawn in my yard. No doe in sight. There is water out there but no food. If I open the door to throw food out they will get scared. I am not sure what to do now. They are all laying down and it is very hot. I hope a doe shows up soon.



Never mind mommy showed up with the twin and I got bread out there.

Those deer make me worry in this heat.
Deer enjoy apples too-at least the ones here do
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Deer enjoy apples too-at least the ones here do
Thank you, I am going to get more fruit and some feed this weekend. They love watermelon.
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I'm feeling great! Ready to tackle my work weekend and get it done and over with, so I can start my week off again. It's been raining here and I have a lot to do next week: cut grass, weed wack, wash the windows, scrub the front porch and wheelchair ramp, etc etc.
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lazy....it's an "I don't feel like putting on a bra" kind of day.
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I feel like I want some tacos, but I don't feel like getting into my car (which is probably about fifty thousand degrees right now) to go get some. Actually, I don't even feel like getting off the couch. No tacos for me.
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I feel like I want some tacos, but I don't feel like getting into my car (which is probably about fifty thousand degrees right now) to go get some. Actually, I don't even feel like getting off the couch. No tacos for me.
Thank HEAVENS it's not too warm today. Too much heat makes me crabby. I do like cooler weather. I'm so sorry that it's 50K degrees in your world, today.
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Accomplished.... 1 cabinet completed, another 2 to go....
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like i may have had a tad too much Cuervo.........
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like i may have had a tad too much Cuervo.........
*passing Dee a big bottle of water*

I feel good
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*passing Dee a big bottle of water*

I feel good
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i am fine now but i woke up still feeling Cuervoish........
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I feel like caca. My uterus is waging war with me. Nevertheless, I shall persevere and go to the art festival. Once I'm there and walking around, I'll probably feel better and, if I don't, I'm already there so I can stop whining about it.


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Now that I'm (finally) used to the time change, it's almost time to go home....
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i am fine now but i woke up still feeling Cuervoish........
lol I know EXACTLY how that feels....awwww memories
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