Breaking The Stereotype!

[AtLast]

Originally Posted by BullDog

AtLast a butch is supposed to like a "realistic" cock. A lesbian is supposed to like a dolphin dildo. What's a poor lesbian butch to do?

Dunno..... all this stuff to remember..... been such a long time since I shopped for a new one....

Originally Posted by June

Compromise?

ROTF... I'd say a good compromise... Oh, no.... ya' think there will be more pics posted???

[BullDog]

Originally Posted by June

Compromise?

Deep ridges and a nice lavender bag- perfect!

[Gayla]

I really don't want to see this die.

~ I like to scrapbook.

~ I drive a minivan and love it.

~ I have "lunch with the girls" at least once a month.

[AtLast]

Originally Posted by gayla

I really don't want to see this die.

~ I like to scrapbook.

~ I drive a minivan and love it.

~ I have "lunch with the girls" at least once a month.

These are kewl! Arn't we a krazy bunch!?

[Random]

Originally Posted by June

Compromise?

Is that a shiny Unicorn Horn?

[waxnrope]

might as well out myself, too ... Atlast did ... lol:

• I learned to change the oil in my car, did it once, never did it again (we can't say why? aww, ok)
• I can do some home repair, or minor construction, like sheetrock, electrical, finish carpentry, and, especially, tile. Don't ask me about plumbing ... too many pieces ... all I remember is that gas goes up and s#$t goes down ...
• ahem, i LOVE to cook and friends love to come over to eat. I also love good wines and culinary toys.
• I like to shop, am fussy about my clothes. Well, AtLast, I like boxers and find them comfy, but there are certain pants that I wear that I have to wear women's briefs. Sigh. I don't care for tighty whiteys ... except for using as a cock harness ...
• I love to pack ...
• about twice a year, I have my eyebrows waxed (now that's a hard NOT to explain ... geesh, such restrictions!)
• I like to shop sometimes with a femme and get opinionated about her clothes.
• I do sacred space design on request, and love to get into yards of fabric, suspended (no comment about suspension play, please ) and draped. I laugh at myself when doing this while waving my arms about like Robert Preston (?), who portrayed a drag queen, in Victor Victoria
• I wear either women's "comfortable shoes" or men's shoes, which ever looks or fits my feet best
  • I am bi-dancial (dancual?) ... now, don't start a rumor, I am NOT bi (and, no, I don't have an issue with those who identify as such - it is just not who I am ...) in some dance genres ... it's what happens when you teach ... but am best as a lead. Sometimes when I am goofing around and following, I flap my arms around and look ridiculous as a parody of a queen.
  • I learned from watching an ex, and love to select and arrange flowers. I like to plant bulbs and other bits of things that grow in the yard.

don't have a clue why the last bit came under the shoe comment, < shrugs > but there you have it for now.

[Heart]

I don't wear pink
I don't wear stilettos
I don't wear glitter
I don't wear lipstick
I don't do burlesque
And I won't ever wear a sparkly cock.

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

I love to have my nails done. But, I don't because I love to garden more.

I love beautiful dresses. But, I don't wear dresses that often because it isn't practical.

I have repaired many things myself (toilets, garbage disposals, door knobs, flat tires) and would rather do it than call a repair person.

I do not like pink (unless it is hot pink and paired with black)!!

When I was a kid, I liked to play with Tonka trucks more than Barbies because I could dig holes in the dirt with them (In my world, Barbie slept with Summer and not Ken).

I LOVE the smell of Auto Repair shops and gun oil...And if a butch smells like an Auto Repair shop or gun oil, it drives... me... CRAZY!

I enjoy hunting and fishing and don't mind baiting my own hook with live bait or cleaning the fish.

[Venus007]

- I cannot abide pink, sparkly, froofy, frothy, girly anything, and hello kitty should give it up and say good bye. (of course I am speaking from my me place(I live in fear of the kittyites))

-I hate to shop

-I really enjoy working on my car and can do my own breaks and rotors, change my own oil, replace my own starter, I own a timing gun so I can do my own tune ups. The problem is that with the newer cars the computers are a racket designed to make you go to a mechanic, grumble grumble grumble

-I love math and do it in my head to help calm me down if I am tense

-I am rational and logical

-I love being out in the woods alone with my dog (bring on the bugs, dirt and snakes)

-I really like reptiles and have had several for pets not to mention I encourage the wonton breeding of the lizards that live on my porch by setting out trays of mealworms and playing Barry White on the stereo

-I am fascinated by bugs (it's their specialty that gets me) and have a collection of them under glass in a frame in my room.

-I strap and have on packed in public in a skirt none the less

[Daryn]

Originally Posted by June

Airsupply... Oh no you din't.

[FutureNOChef]

That's awesome!!! & you know what I would do it in stilletos. You Rock!!!

[FutureNOChef]

After reading most of the posts...I really don't think there is a sterotype here. We all are "outside the box". I as a "femme" do wear my jeans, t's & ballcaps because they are comfortable. However I do wear my lace bras & undies under because I love the feel & love being a woman. I admire, fantasize, drool over a striking Butch, but will also, but don't want to do her, give props to a good looking, well put together femme. I wear, proudly, my stilletos because I can & actually can walk, dance &...well nevermind, that's getting off the subject. We are who we are, we are comfortable in what we wear & do...That's all that matters. I don't think it should come down to "you are butch...go change the oil" or "your the femme...why aren't you in making dinner". All we can hope for is to be happy with ourselves & find someone who complements us, as we do them, in that way.

[The_Lady_Snow]

I hate shopping

I am the boss

I am not into pink

I don't likey any kind of shower gathering, baby showers, wedding showers, bridal showers

I hate dressing up

I hate romantic movies

I can change my oil but, why I can have someone else do it.

I prefer (combat) boots to heels

I have a cock

I love my cock

I love NASCAR, football, and soccer

I hate Lifetime TV

I like snakes

If something goes wrong, my mom calls me and I fix it

I am the family Enforcer on all sides

I suck at baking

I am Daddy

[scootebaby]

Originally Posted by BullDog

I don't like dolphin shaped dildos.

they make those??? holy hell....wonder if it could be displayed


yeah typical lesbian here..i LOVE dolphins--bradford exchange has made a fortune off of me. (didnt realize it was a lesbian thing tho to like dolphins)

i used to wear girl panties but couldnt find ones to fit just right...finally ran across body glove(men panties) cant even tell they are guys..and oooooooh so soft

i cant drive a truck--nor want one

i wore cowboy boots for about2 yrs in mid 90s...so not a boot fan of any kind

and my son tells me a lot if i do something outside the "norm"---"thats not very butch mom" lol

[CherylNYC]

Stonefemme lesbian here.

I own and repair all seven motorcycles in my backyard.

I ride said motorcycles like an exuberant, half-mad barbarian.

I love to ride said motorcycles on the racetrack. I especially love passing the boy-racer wanna-be's who think girls can't ride.

My hair is long, but mostly styled by my helmet.

I dress in high fetish or vintage high fashion when it suits the occasion, but you're far more likely to find me in jeans and engineer boots with dirt and oil under my fingernails. (It's not as awful as it sounds for my playmates because I'm a stonefemme. Anyway, I clean up well.)

I have worked as a Union carpenter/stagehand. Now I work as a sculptor which means my work clothes are so encrusted with gak that a homeless person would not even touch them.

I have spent a small fortune on my power tools.

I do all home repair except plumbing. EEEEEWWWWWW!

I catch and kill bugs and rodents

I love to camp.

I am a lesbian who does not like dolphin shaped dildos, but I will drop to my knees in a heartbeat for the right butch cock.

[Jett]

they make those??? holy hell....wonder if it could be displayed

ETA: Oops I was editing and lost my "displayable"! Here it is again, and really hope this lamp was used according to manufacturers recommendations! (or at least unplugged :l )

[Rook]

hmm...
You'd think when someone mentions Dolphin dildo, some outsider might say "aquatic bestiality?"
Up until 5 years ago, i was clueless about dolphin dildoes {heard of 'em, never seen}....
This thread enlightened me that as a lesbian, i'm supposed to love 'em..

[scootebaby]

Originally Posted by Metropolis

lmao thanks Metro..and it does look displayable

[blush]

Originally Posted by CherylNYC

I have worked as a Union carpenter/stagehand.

I read this as Unicorn. Too many pictures of dildo unicorn horns...

Carry on...

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by scootebaby

lmao thanks Metro..and it does look displayable

We don't have to put it in the living room do we baby?
...just wondering how I'll explain the displayable dolphin dildo to our mothers when they visit....