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Old 07-06-2010, 12:10 PM   #1
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Tooth pulled out, I wont miss the tooth as much as the hand.

Would you rather play "Would You rather" or have your ear hairs pulled out one by one?
why can't i have both, similtaneously.......
if forced to choose, i would rather have my ear hairs pulled


would you rather......
dive into a pool of jello
or slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding?>
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:29 PM   #2
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I would definitely slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding...It sounds more fun slipping and sliding...

*Would you rather swallow a handful of scorpions or piranhas*

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why can't i have both, similtaneously.......
if forced to choose, i would rather have my ear hairs pulled


would you rather......
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:36 PM   #3
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I would definitely slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding...It sounds more fun slipping and sliding...

*Would you rather swallow a handful of scorpions or piranhas*
Piranhas, they probably taste like sushi!

Would you rather lick a bathroom doorknob or or the sole of my shoe
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:45 PM   #4
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Piranhas, they probably taste like sushi!

Would you rather lick a bathroom doorknob or or the sole of my shoe
Ok...both these options TOTALLY gross me out and I would rather do neither...however, from a microbiology standpoint....I would have to go with the sole of the shoe. (I've done cultures on both....and I think I would be more likely to survive the sole licking. )
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why can't i have both, similtaneously.......
if forced to choose, i would rather have my ear hairs pulled


would you rather......
dive into a pool of jello
or slide down a hill on a slip and slide covered in pudding?>
Omg, all I could think of when reading this was "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!" lol
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I would prefer to lick the sole, since the germs on the shoe is probably kind of like eating badly rinsed lettuce while the door knob...I just don't want to think about it.

Would you rather eat snails or frog legs? (They would both be prepared in herbes and garlic, if that makes any differens to you...)
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I'd say frog legs, because I can imagine they'd be like scrawny chicken wings.

Would you rather accidentally injest someone else's cold urine or hot phlegm?
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I think I would go with drinking the cold urine...

* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *


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* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *
I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*
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I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*
Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


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