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Old 06-30-2011, 12:50 AM   #21
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the suspect was caught.
the moth in here is smarter than me.
I'm craving steak stuffed with blue cheese , a big salad with avocado's and garlic bread.
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the suspect was caught.
the moth in here is smarter than me.
I'm craving steak stuffed with blue cheese , a big salad with avocado's and garlic bread.
I love garlic bread....very garlicy, very buttery and with a little sprinkle of parmesan cheese.

I'd make it more often, but I think my oven is wonky.

The top part seems to hold the temperature, but the bottom is cooler and things don't brown right. I know that heat rises, but I don't see how this could be possible in a space as small as an oven for crissakes.

Maybe Aj can explain it to me.....help!!!

I've never understood thermodynamics....well, not beyond the "heat rises" part.
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I am no where near an AJ but heat rising has something to do with the weight of the molecule and gravity.....i think.

However, the above leads me to this thought: I need a manicure today and i have no idea what color to paint my nails. I'm thinking purple.
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It is now time for a musical interlude
and crying.....
I always cry when I hear this song




come on, sing with me




now back to the derailments!
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sometimes the gym hot tub smells like old socks, I don't go in it then.
I hear dog paws smell like Fritos.

Speaking of Fritos, is it too early to start thinking about lunch?
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I am so pre-menstrual!
It was all the steak talk - really, not a derail at all.
And speaking of derails - What does it mean to debunk?
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I am so pre-menstrual!
It was all the steak talk - really, not a derail at all.
And speaking of derails - What does it mean to debunk?
Sorta like prove it isn't true. But it sounds more like something you would do with a tree limb. Which reminds me, i'm several episodes behind on "TAPS". I love ghosts. Well, that may be a little strong to say i "love" them. I appreciate them. I admire them. I think they are swell.

*wonders if you die with nail polish on if it shows on your hands when you are a ghost. I'll have to pay more attention the next time i see one.
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now back to the derailments!
Micheal buble... god that will derail anything for me. I wanna put my car in park and jog away when I hear that voice...<running away gagging> Smarmy boy singing boy songs to swooning girls (eye rolling)
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Who eats those marshmallow bananas?
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I need some good reasons to give Jo so she will let me start again.

Sweet watermelon really doesnt seem too sweet!
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I need some good reasons to give Jo so she will let me start again.

Sweet watermelon really doesnt seem too sweet!
And I didn't even realize it was up to me!

More importantly, why does *she* have watermelon when I do not....and I'm only 2 rooms away???

And...why does the cat feel compelled to sleep on my desk when I'm working?

I want a sandwich.
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i wonder if anyone else caught the fact that Jo just let me know i needed to fix her a sandwich?

The Casey Anthony trial is supposed to wrap by end of the week.
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i wonder if anyone else caught the fact that Jo just let me know i needed to fix her a sandwich?

The Casey Anthony trial is supposed to wrap by end of the week.
I love you.

Mabel would like a sandwich too.

Sometimes she just wants butter.

I'm still wondering why Gracie would not eat her pineapple jello last night.
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What's for lunch? Anyone read a newspaper lately? Will they ever really be a thing of the past?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
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Are brown ones bad?

*thinks i may be missing the point. big shocker.
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Derail is exactly what I intend on doing in a serious way. All this food talk is boring me to tears. lol

Let me put some fire under you DW

I just ordered my cute little live sex toy fucking machine boi this great harness:

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So maybe we'll pack the cooler with some watermelon, take the kayaks out to a secluded place out by the lake and fuck in the water since the harness can get wet.
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