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Old 05-11-2011, 10:28 PM   #1
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listening to my employees bitching about absolutely not a damn thing! lol. just so freakin annoying
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You need some lady bugs. I believe you can get them online. Here...

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Yes! Good idea.

I was considering that today, I prefer to use beneficial insects to pesticides when possible. I think my client would prefer it, as well.


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My dad, again! He just can't "deal" with me being a lesbian. He wants me to stop posting "Gay stuff" on my facebook page so his family members who are my friends won't see it. Wonder what he'll think when I come out (no they don't all know!) on national coming out day?!
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I love living in the country.... but no one said I had to love the creepy crawly things that go with it.
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Having my Sat Radio turned off again, and having to go online to resend the signal. 3 times since yrly bill was paid in Mar..
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Was supposed to be leaving on our annual big family trip to Daytona this morning but couldn't due to school obligations. So not only did I have to kiss my son on the cheek and send him off without me, but five minutes later my job calls to tell me they need me to work from 5:30p this evening to 8:30a Monday morning. As in, all weekend without leaving at all. Oh, and then come back in again at 5:30p Monday evening for a 15hr shift before I go in to an 11hr school day on Tuesday morning. Are you fucking serious??

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Was supposed to be leaving on our annual big family trip to Daytona this morning but couldn't due to school obligations. So not only did I have to kiss my son on the cheek and send him off without me, but five minutes later my job calls to tell me they need me to work from 5:30p this evening to 8:30a Monday morning. As in, all weekend without leaving at all. Oh, and then come back in again at 5:30p Monday evening for a 15hr shift before I go in to an 11hr school day on Tuesday morning. Are you fucking serious??

Although, with the hours I've already put in my paycheck will look pretty darn sweet with 177 hours on it, plus the extra $100 for being the on-call SA crisis person for last week. Hmmm...
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yesterday while at the gas station I was fueling up the truck. I noticed this dude parked right in front of the gas station store, rolled down his window poured out the coke in his can and then dropped the can right onto the ground. i was like WTF?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? ARE YOU TO DAMN FUCKIN LAZY TO GET OUT, WALK TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW AWAY THE FUCKIN CAN???

so, I walked over while the dude was still sitting there,coke can just right outside his door. I picked it up, knocked on his window. walked to the trash can, threw away the can, walked right passed his window again and flipped him off.

what a jerk.

it already makes me sad that people have to walk the medians, sides of the roads and pick up ppl's trash that they throw out the window.

lazy ass's, throw away trash where it belongs!!!
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WTF? I really do think doctors need to be better cross-trained in pharmacology. *scratch scratch*
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The women at my job have been gossiping nonstop about each other and from a manager's view point, this shit is driving me crazy. I have decided to ignore their catty comments and just sit back in my cubicle and read anything and everything that I can. To bad we cannot listen to music at work, I could drown them out!

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A phone call to to Sirius/xm. That has got to be the worst punishment ever. The listener care reps are useless, clueless and a complete waste of time. I Sirius(ly) do not know how that place hasn't gone under. This is my last time dealing with them.
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Being awake right now. grrrrrrr After not getting a very good nap yesterday, I intentionally took 2 Aleve, a Pepcid, and a Melatonin today before bed so I could sleep through my night. grrrrrr Yet here I am awake. Gonna read a little and I better be able to go back to sleep or I'll be REALLY hacked off. (not to mention grumpy as hell tonight)

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