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Old 10-29-2015, 07:22 AM   #19681
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Jon and Tracey Stewart start animal sanctuary to rescue abused factory farm animals

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In an effort to be the change he wishes to see in the world, comedian Jon Stewart, after stepping down as host of “The Daily Show,” has started a sanctuary for abused factory farm animals called Bufflehead Farm.

Bufflehead Farm, located in Middletown, New Jersey, is a 12-acre non-profit animal rescue sanctuary owned by Jon and Tracey Stewart, which will soon become home to dozens of cows, pigs, sheep, turkeys and other animals rescued from factory farms.

Stewart has consistently been an animal welfare advocate on his show, once devoting a comedy segment to the foolishness of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s refusal to sign a bill that would end the lifelong confinement of pigs in crates too small for them to turn around.

Tracey Stewart is known for her advocacy on animal rights, recently publishing a book on the topic.


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On today's Science Friday ...
  1. Some spiders are willing to pay the ultimate price for a chance to mate.
  2. Plus, a look at the microbiomes of classic Halloween monsters.
  3. And we explore “walking dead syndrome” and other spooky glitches of the brain.

It’s our Halloween special—listen if you dare. (Just click on the "listen now" link located at the top of the web page.)
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"Due to latent superstition, studies have shown that black cats are much less likely to be adopted compared with other fur colors. By adopting a black cat, you may rescue an animal who may otherwise not have found a loving owner. However, some shelters will not adopt-out a black cat immediately before Halloween. Some owners have been known to use them as “living decorations” before abandoning them."

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"...Some owners have been known to use them as “living decorations” before abandoning them."

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That is kinder than a lot of things done to black cats this time of year. Back in FL, a bunch of counties banded together and would not adopt out black cats the whole month of October and into November. Considering how stupid and disconnected to humanity some youth are these days, I think that's a very good idea.
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This is an atrocity of epic proportions (imo)
heartless, mean people should not have access to these angels, but then this world is fairly cruel in so many ways
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