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Tonight on the phone my lovely dear friend, LeftWriteFemme, told me a hilarious story about her week ... and it just kept getting better and better ... I was laughing so hard!
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01-18-2013, 04:28 AM | #724 |
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It made me laugh in an ironic way....
A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this.... Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states. Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge. |
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01-19-2013, 10:31 AM | #726 |
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01-19-2013, 11:25 AM | #727 |
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Having Chinese food and a table over...
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I went to pick up Teddy and my meds at the pharmacy.I wasn't ENTIRELY sure what I was picking up,..and the pharmacist puts one modest little bag up on the counter.and I'm thinking, oh that's not so bad..then he swings up this massive plastic bag full of other bags....and in a flash I saw our future...meds meds and more meds
Fortunately, most of them are temporary...I have to take certain things before and after the surgery..and Teddy's were just on back order... Ok I do subscribe to dark humor at times...but I found it amusing none the less... |
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I got what they gave me! And they had to put it all in a walmart bag cuz there was too much to carry! But I think most of it is my eye stuff....and I'm not sure but I think there's an oral antibiotic...I didnt actually look at anything to see just what it was..
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01-19-2013, 08:29 PM | #732 |
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In Harbor Freight Tools, Sams Club, Lowes and Home Depot - at least one sales associate in each store asked me, "Sir, may I help you?" It was pretty funny. I did get my hair buzzed super short last week and was wearing a ball cap.
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My client is a funny guy...we have this long running joke; no matter what care I'm giving, before I get started he yells "OWWWWW!" The huge irony of this is that he has NO sensation over most of his body...
SO...tonight, we were in the kitchen getting meds and I hear someone out in the hallway right outside his door...he had already pulled the OWWWW thing earlier...so I said.."Yeah why don't you do it NOW!? There's someone RIGHT out in the hall. Maybe they will hear you!" Then.....he uses his controller to open his front door....I see the person in the hall kind of glancing up in surprise when the door opens...and he lets out a loud "OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" I bout hurt myself hiding behind the fridge while I died laughing...lol Good times... |
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01-19-2013, 11:19 PM | #734 |
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A little boy in a lineup tonight at the coffee shop. He was "break dancing" to the radio until he got his chocolate milk. He must have only been 3! He took off his hat while his dad ordered, set it down and did a series of moves that is pretty much indescribable. It looked like a cartoon character on narcotics who decided to throw a temper tantrum on the floor. I busted out laughing and put a dollar in his hat before his father turned around to see what he was doing.
In the end the father just looked up and said "so that's how you've been buying chocolate milk ALL week! You can't take people's money" To which the little boy replied " YOP! I'm a rockstar! They WANT to give me money - they put it in my hat. I could stay here all day and be rich!" I smiled at the boy and his father, still half laughing. His little face was so precious! |
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01-19-2013, 11:54 PM | #735 |
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Playing Sour Apples to Apples with friends.
The word is "Rough". The winning card is "My First Time" We all laugh as we try to see who played that card. The 10 yr old. Her parent picked her card not knowing it was her. We were in TEARS as her parent did a double take when the 10 yr old raised her hand. "My first time at school was rough." |
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01-20-2013, 12:08 AM | #736 |
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watching cops and the kid that got busted saying " you got this twisted like a pretzel with no hot cheez to dip it in"
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The last 3 hours of watching The Vicar of Dibley....No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...yeah, that's right.
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01-20-2013, 01:32 AM | #738 |
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This little exchange between Col (my 14 year old and I)...
Col: "These are pretty awesome!" Me: "I know and I found them at the Dollar Tree." Col: "Cool! How much were they?" Me: "Really?"
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01-20-2013, 01:36 AM | #739 |
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LOL! I take it your dollar tree has things for only a dollar? Some of the "dollar" stores here have things from 50 cents up to 3.50 lol
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