Things you should never say on a date. - Page 5

Blade · 09-21-2013, 09:26 AM

I'd like to take you out again. No, not Saturday. Can't do Saturday, Saturday is for college football.

Queenie · 09-21-2013, 09:56 AM

''Wow! You look so much thinner in the photos you've sent to me online.''

CherylNYC · 09-21-2013, 06:01 PM

Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.

RNguy · 09-21-2013, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

I'd like to take you out again. No, not Saturday. Can't do Saturday, Saturday is for college football.

LMAO AT THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is exactly why I totally like you . Perfect

Dang no wonder that one girl never answered my call that next Sunday many years ago.
Makes sence now !!!!!!!!

*Anya* · 09-21-2013, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.

Absolutely hysterical!

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

LOL! Was there a second date?

oh yeah. She had taken me to see a light show and we had gotten a bit stoned. I needed to pee really bad and we had already left the building and it was closing, which was in a park. Ish. sorta. So I said "I'm just going to nip into those low shrubs and take a wiz. can you keep look out for me?" Sure np, she turns around and watches I try not to pee on my foot and I shifted over a couple of times, as ya do, to avoid wet-foot, and I grabbed my knickers and jeans and stood up really fast and the top of my head collided with a tree branch and I knock myself out for a couple seconds, she was just about to grab me when I woke up. Knocked out in the pee dirt with my knickers around my thighs. Super Classy. I then threw up.

she had to take me to the hospital and she sat with me all night.

RockOn · 09-21-2013, 06:47 PM

honeybarbara, that is hilarious!

LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 08:12 PM

no worries. I have quite a few of those stories.... you'd never be able to tell I went to finishing school. sheesh.

Metro · 09-21-2013, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by IslandScout

Hi, Metro.

Hey, I like self-deprecating humor (when it's smart and ironic). People mistake it for low self-esteem, but it's just the opposite when it's done right. IMO

Take care,
Scout

Hey Scout,

Yes, agreed. Thanks for offering up that perspective!

~Metro

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by IslandScout

Hi, Metro.

Hey, I like self-deprecating humor (when it's smart and ironic). People mistake it for low self-esteem, but it's just the opposite when it's done right. IMO

Take care,
Scout

I love people who can laugh at themselves. it's sexy. making fun of one's self takes being at ease with yourself. It's why people can have the piss ripped out of them by their mates and LAUGH instead of getting offended.
It's pretty UK humour as well. If you can't laugh at yourself for being a twat when you are one... I don't think I'd want a date with that person. It's better, in my books to make a joke about something hard and upsetting so I can let go of it and laugh, instead of getting all mopped up in it and sobbing into my hankie. I love it when people make inappropriate jokes if I'm crying about something.

self deprecating humour lets me laugh at myself... and everyone else

RNguy · 09-22-2013, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

Well, I thought I was out on a lunch date, and she certainly presented as very butch... until she said she didn't approve of homosexuality.

Lmao this is too funny
The whole thead is too.

What was your reaction when she said that ?

Rockinonahigh · 09-22-2013, 02:50 AM

Years ago I met someone at the local queer bar that I really got along with,I thought it was gret she understood the bf life.We had many things in common,we both were extroverts so it was like magic....tilllll.Yes till I was haveing a summer bbq with several of my friends so she could meet them.Come to find out she was my bestfriends wifes ex,that they had a ten year relationship then broke up with a really bad break up.When they saw each other it was like two cats threatning to kill eachother,she said 'I didnt know u knew her'.Finaly my friend got her wife to calm down,I got her to calm down but I promiss that the sothern summer bbq was a hard sell with people doing there best to pretend nothing had happened.I did contenue to date her for a couple of years but over bith if us found other intrest,me with a new job that took lots of days of my time and she wanted travel.

Blade · 09-22-2013, 06:38 AM

Do you have on clean underwear?

Guess it should be a requirement to ad....
Mom says to always were clean underwear in case you have a wreck.

LeftWriteFemme · 09-22-2013, 06:47 AM

here hold my teeth while I gum your tummy

RNguy · 09-22-2013, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

Do you have on clean underwear?

Guess it should be a requirement to ad....
Mom says to always were clean underwear in case you have a wreck.

The proper statement would be I don't wear underwear

kidding

CherylNYC · 09-22-2013, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RNguy

Lmao this is too funny
The whole thead is too.

What was your reaction when she said that ?

"Oh. I thought we were on a date.

Nevermind."

Heavenleahangel · 09-22-2013, 07:08 PM

How about these?

....In the middle of eating dinner....."Have you ever thought about gastric bypass surgery?"

"How much money do you make? With a job like yours I would think you could afford dental work."

"Do you mind looking at a bump I have on my ________ when we get back to your place?

Sweet Bliss · 09-22-2013, 07:09 PM

Email after date (no phone call of course, too labor intensive ).

If you want to have another date email me back, if not that's fine, I enjoyed meeting you, have a great life.

I didn't answer, multiple reasons including bad hygiene, manners, and monologue.(

The onslaught of emails became increasingly hostile and ugly continued for weeks.

Autonomy is priceless.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-22-2013, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Email after date (no phone call of course, too labor intensive ).

If you want to have another date email me back, if not that's fine, I enjoyed meeting you, have a great life.

I didn't answer, multiple reasons including bad hygiene, manners, and monologue.(

The onslaught of emails became increasingly hostile and ugly continued for weeks.

Autonomy is priceless.

you can dodge bullets while standing still!!

I usually accept the email or text "thanks for the date/sex/visit to the emerg" as there are so many people with phone phobias/discomforts. And for thank yous I figure texts are the new tech equiv of a note.

I don't think I've actually ever gotten a phone call "thanks for the ____" since about 2003...

RNguy · 09-22-2013, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

"Oh. I thought we were on a date.

Nevermind."

Lmao dang I wish I were able to get a ring side seat for that one .

09-21-2013, 09:26 AM	#81
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Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Years ago I met someone at the local queer bar that I really got along with,I thought it was gret she understood the bf life.We had many things in common,we both were extroverts so it was like magic....tilllll.Yes till I was haveing a summer bbq with several of my friends so she could meet them.Come to find out she was my bestfriends wifes ex,that they had a ten year relationship then broke up with a really bad break up.When they saw each other it was like two cats threatning to kill eachother,she said 'I didnt know u knew her'.Finaly my friend got her wife to calm down,I got her to calm down but I promiss that the sothern summer bbq was a hard sell with people doing there best to pretend nothing had happened.I did contenue to date her for a couple of years but over bith if us found other intrest,me with a new job that took lots of days of my time and she wanted travel.

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