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Old 08-11-2010, 09:44 PM   #81
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oh...I didnt know I needed one of these but now I do!

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At first I typed professional hair brusher but it just didn't look right.
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Some help...I'm always surprised by the selfishness of some people, who suddenly forget all the help they've recieved as soon as their help is needed.
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you'll put your eye out! go for the lamp instead!

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i always thought it was a roach, in which case a motel is required
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you'll put your eye out! go for the lamp instead!
ah yes, the lamp. hmmmmm... puttin that on my Christmas list



i always thought it was a roach, in which case a motel is required
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things i should have but dont.......

patience--seems hard to come by these days

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A pretty little cottage by the ocean
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A nested home (although I'm starting to think this one is a major pipe dream)
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{{{{{{{{{{{Christie}}}}}}}}}} The repair guy said it was definitely the thermostat; he was going to replace it, but then he couldn't get one becuase it's so old that they discontinued making the parts.

BUT... I have been looking into Nesco ovens. Amazon has one for $70. I just need to find out if I can actually bake cookies in one before I add it to the ever-growing wish list.

Hey Bit a bunch of years ago I used to have one like the Nesco oven and it worked great. You can bake and roast in them but at first it's a bit of trial and error on the timings as they cook faster than a regular oven. I recommend getting the "extender rings" as they allow you to cook much bigger items.
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Should have had the internship changed when I knew that it wasn't going to work out, now I have to write for an extension and hope they give me to me. Well I have the shingles too so I wouldn't be able to work anyway!!
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anti itch cream! I have been out in the garage cleaning out boxes from me, my sister, my kid and the old farm. I itch all over and I already have taken a shower!
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I should have:

A transporter to instantly take me to see my daughter (who just moved from NY to FL to start a job and her adult life). I'll try not to abuse the power.

Someone to cook dinner for me, right now.
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A ranch I was so ready to leave my dads place when I turned 18 now I see it is in my blood.. just a misplaced cowboi... more like my old man then I ever realized
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A family of my own... to come home to, to spend every day with.

I don't like to admit this.

My own immediate family, parents and sister, are all in their own little world.
I don't fit in their worlds.



Just want to fit in somewhere.
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More room in my tummy for her food, yummmmm.
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I should have my head examined, but I prolly don't have enuff insurance...
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