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Old 10-31-2018, 11:44 AM   #14161
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Tonight is beggars night and it is raining. I don't think my nephews will mind but being cold and wet doesn't sound appealing to me.
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I don't want to be seen as the Scrooge of Halloween in J's eyes so I caved and wound up buying candy - Reese's peanut butter cups and a bunch of mini Mounds bars. That way if it proves I bought too much candy the leftovers will be something I like. So there wouldn't be a lot left over after Halloween to tempt me, I ate a bunch of it yesterday.
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Why... Just why are they all going that way? Have we became such a conceded generation of people that we must find someone attractive on 1st glance to start up a conversation??
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Why... Just why are they all going that way? Have we became such a conceded generation of people that we must find someone attractive on 1st glance to start up a conversation??
I don't know anyone who thinks like that ~ maybe it's an age thing ! Talk to someone over 30 lol might help when wanting a connection.
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There was this one girl I saw online (hell, it was something like 2-3 years ago..fuck). Anyway, I still can't get her out of my head. Everyone else just seems like a 2 compared to her. I tried messaging her but she must have either given up on the site, or found a date, and I haven't seen her since. I can't find anyone else like her.
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I got a call from the Union tonight asking if I could help set up and strike a Drake concert!!
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a procedure I am having tomorrow ~ I can't sleep ! I tend to get silly when I worry.
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I love that its fall and there are wonderful fall fruits and vegetables. However....
How do you eat a pomegranate??? I know it stains. It's very juicy. But do I pull it apart? Cut it? Help!
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Now go get those pomegranates...and enjoy them!
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Wants pomegranate juice? Here you go...

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I got a call from the Union tonight asking if I could help set up and strike a Drake concert!!
I'm exhausted, didn't get back until 4:30am, and the whole arena stunk of weed.
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their all gonna get the munchies lol
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I have to find a way to lessen some of the stress in my life. This is the second time I've been sick in as many months. No bueno!
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The little things that bring light and hope into our lives...we need to pay more attention...
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