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We hosted dinner for two neighbors tonight...one 40 something lady and one middle 60's male farmer...
During our after-dinner fellowship, the lady says to the farmer "I want to hook you up with my momma!"... The poor farmer's face turns red, he tips his hat forward...everybody's belly laughing hard, I ask him how many wives or almost wives did he have? He says THREE... The lady says, I think you and my momma would make a great match!!...the poor farmer, who's normally very laid back and quiet spoken, splurted out " WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CALL ME DADDY AND GET IT OVER WITH!!" OMG!!! we ROLLED laughing!!!
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This happened last night...
The conversations that take place in chat...
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rolled out of bed with a rocket up my &^%*. sun is out, delightful day ahead, could hardly wait to get this party started.
post socks, slipped my shoes on. and oh-my-gosh, it took me a half an hour to realize i had them on the wrong feet. (well, they were MY feet) wrong foot i should state. wow, still asleep is the only explanation. such a dweeb am i |
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People dont normally do this?
Im feeling dweebish, even tho Im not sure what that means. I always called my cat during the day and left messages for her. I even cslled when I was going to be home later than expected. |
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I laughed so hard...
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The affectionate and wondrously adoring looks my kitten reserves.....for the space heater...lol
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I woke up this morning and looked in the living room...
All my stuff from coming in from work is in a pile in the middle of the living room floor... It's like I only had enough energy to get THAT FAR...my bag my purse and my keys my shoes...just muddled there lol
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there was a decent snowfall here today, so my neighbor dude and i both went awol from our responsibilities to sled in my back yard.
he brought his red flyer and i had a saucer sled. there are trees to navigate around and with a thin layer of ice under the snow, there was a fair amount of velocity. the numerous times flying down the hill with no mishap came to a screeching halt when a tree decided to stick out a limb and tripped me. yes she did, i flipped and i flopped until i came to a stop. neighbor dude was laughing hysterically while i was rubbing the swelling redness that was my left cheek. after a few minutes, i joined in and could not stop laughing either. the tree enjoyed all of this as well. |
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Jokes with my roommate after work.
I grew up in a house where we rarely laughed or knew laughter.... Now I'm very happy that my roommate and I frequently enjoy laughing and having stuff to crack up about.
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A hilarious "phonetic slip" ...
My buddy telling me a story about their grampa saying "let me tell you about how many hoes I rowed"....instead of how many rows he had hoed in the garden.
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Funny thing happened while eating dinner with my parents and 20 year old nephew.
My nephew looks at my mother and tells her that Eminem is coming out with a new CD. My mom got all excited about it and asked him what it was called and I said wait, you like Eminem and she said yes! She said what's the big deal, you know how much I like Guns N roses. Mind you, my mother is 70. It was funny.
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When my new Ortho Doc and the Nurse were trying to wrap me into my new back brace...the tension as they tried "trouble shooting" and Doc was showing the Nurse "how to use the straps" amused me so much that I had to break the tension by saying "Dang!! This is like wrapping the Chihuahua up in his diaper!!"
Doc made that OMG She did not just say that look..then cracked up!! Then the Nurse said "What's a Chihuahua diaper?" After I explained it was a velcro wrap that goes around his belly but it usually takes two of us to "strap it", we all cracked up and the look on Doc's face was priceless!!
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Being told I'm weird because I said I put shredded cheese on ramen. Does no one else do this??
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This happened a week ago, but I'm still laughing. A piece of a convo with my son who keeps me in check:
Me trying to be funny: I love this rosary. Maybe I should be Catholic. B: You don't need to be Catholic mom, you're fine the way you are. Me: Awe! You win extra son points for that response! B: Well you lost mom points for thinking you could be Catholic. |
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