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Mrs. Pinkielee 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I have no clue! 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? no, I don't like getting paint on my hands 4. What body part do you wash first? If showering with someone, usually her ta tas! 5. What's the strangest talent you have? You'd have to ask the girl from question #4. 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie fo sho 7. Do you pee in the pool? I take it serious when people say "WE DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET, SO DON'T PEE IN OUR POOL!" 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? What good would driving around the block do? Park it! 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? You bet..one on each arm! 10. How many times have you been cussed out? ummmmmm 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Always the right...right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe. ALWAYS. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Yeah, ME! 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, but I have been stripper tipping a time or two! 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? good question. 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I've heard a few top 40 hits that sound like they are written about me! 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I'd wash the sheets...I'd just go hop in bed and roll around after I showered. 17. What was your childhood nickname? Don Jr. 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? had my head out the window and howled like a siren to get through traffic. 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? probably when I was little...I always chewed on my toes; don't think I can manage that these days. 20. How do you eat your cookie? well, first I have to do a trick, then I run with it through the house and eat it in two bites. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I hold Barbie's hand. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends on the drink and the company. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? what?! 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Oh, I don't stuff my sports bra. 25. Do you have any strange phobias? I think mine are pretty normal. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? I accidentally had a straw go up my nose when I was driving and trying to drink from it at the same time. 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? no regrets...not even the dares. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? I called her by my dogs name once...yeah, I am that awesome. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No, but that would be a great way to end a date that isn't going so well...great idea! 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? It depends on if I know them and if they are hurt. If Strappie fell down, I would laugh my ass off while helping him up..lol We are buds like that! 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I never lost it.
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08-04-2011, 12:58 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Sharon
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Forehead 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Usually wind up leaning on it  4. What body part do you wash first? Hair then boobs 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Speed reader 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? Oh yuck 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yeppers 10. How many times have you been cussed out? None that I know of... 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Left 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Nope 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? I was a Girl Scout...we had a great time snipe hunting until someone tipped us off that we were being had! 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Kasey 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Not that I know of 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? My towel since I use it when I am clean 17. What was your childhood nickname? Cindyrella 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Ummm 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Oh gag me 20. How do you eat your cookie? With my mouth?? 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Talk baby talk to my dog 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I don't drink 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Every day 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? folder 25. Do you have any strange phobias? nope 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? nope 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? nope 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? nope 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Nope 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? both 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I married her |
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08-04-2011, 01:29 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Diane
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?On the curve of my ear 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?I have before lol 4. What body part do you wash first? my face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can sense people's moods without having a clue 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool?eww, no 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I would totally drive around the block 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? no 10. How many times have you been cussed out? many times 11. Which shoe do you put on first? left 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? older 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? no 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? He knows who he is 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? yes 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? towel 17. What was your childhood nickname?pumpkin 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? can;t say Iv ever done anything weird 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? no 20. How do you eat your cookie? I don't eat cookies often 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I'd wear clothes more often if someone was around 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? 2 23. How often do you clean out your ears? daily 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? sometimes 25. Do you have any strange phobias? If I am near a window without blinds or curtains and its dark outside, I always feel like some strange person will come up to the window and totally freak me out 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? no 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? no 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? no 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? no 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? i run over to help 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? lol |
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08-04-2011, 04:44 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Kyle 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? A small one right between my ( * ) ( * ) 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? I'm curious like that. 4. What body part do you wash first? My goldilocks. 5. What's the strangest talent you have? It has been stated that I have a healing touch. 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Definitely an innie. 7. Do you pee in the pool? I don't, but I have. Don't judge. 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Park 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nada 10. How many times have you been cussed out? More than once. What can I say, I calls it like I sees it. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? The right one. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They are day walkers. 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Indeed! 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Cruel Joke 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I've had beautiful love letters. 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I would air dry my flesh. 17. What was your childhood nickname? half-pint and my dad always called me Butch - don't laugh. Ironic I know, but he'd do it until I cried. 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I flashed a trucker on National Flash a Trucker Day. 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? When I was a young child. again, don't judge me. 20. How do you eat your cookie? I am not exactly sure what this means, but we'll go with the nongutterPGversion... I eat the middle first. Oreo's. sheesh. I said PG. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Walk around nekkie's. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? A few of those with the cutesy umbrella! 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily right after I shower. 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold. 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Not so much a phobia but, Cruel will never asked me to crawl under the car/truck to hand tools or anything... I freaked out with the small space. Heaven help you if I run over a snake because my feet hit the dash faster than a stripper takes to a pole. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Only when it was pierced. 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don't remember.  28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? That i think I would remember.  29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Yes, their laughing gave it away.  30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I am a helper by nature. Cruel has had to wait for me after grocery shopping because she'll be talking and turn to find me and I am off carrying a granny's groceries to her car. i can't help it. She was so darn cute. 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Back, front, on top, sideways... think you get the point.
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11-25-2011, 09:23 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Nancy
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Next to my left nipple. 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? No, I'm good. 4. What body part do you wash first? My hair. 5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can make different animal noises. 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie. 7. Do you pee in the pool? I can't, have you ever tried? 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park. 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope. 10. How many times have you been cussed out? A time or two. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Left. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Not that I can think of off hand. 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Never. 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Her. 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes, a song. 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? My bath towel. 17. What was your childhood nickname? Chelle, short for Michelle, my middle name. 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Chased someone down for being rude. 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? When I was a kid I could. 20. How do you eat your cookie? With my mouth  21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. sing. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends on what I'm drinking. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? At shower time. 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch. 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Wasps. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No. 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Not really. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? He said I did, but I did it in my sleep. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Yes. 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I run over to see if I can help. 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Back from where?
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11-26-2011, 03:47 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Maude
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? tiny one, on the left side of my face close to my ear. 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? I have to Touch and sniff it 4. What body part do you wash first? My nose 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Can yodel and clog while juggling 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? Yes, and then drink it 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yes 10. How many times have you been cussed out? Lots 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Funny 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Both 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Beasley 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes, The Devil went down to Georgia 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel 17. What was your childhood nickname? RD 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Put a puzzle together 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Not hardly, but Beasley swears I chew on them. 20. How do you eat your cookie? Naked with a glass of wine 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Mumble 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? 8 patrons and pickle juice. It is really good! 23. How often do you clean out your ears? When Beasley decides to do it 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch and then throw 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Yes, can't stand to touch popsicle sticks - anything that has a natural feel of wood. Makes my skin crawl. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? A thimble 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Of course! 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Hell NO 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I bring sexy back everytime I eat cookies naked and drink wine. |
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11-26-2011, 04:14 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Carol
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? In the fold of my arm 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? No 4. What body part do you wash first? Face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Not a one 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? No 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No 10. How many times have you been cussed out? Too many to keep count 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Yes, me 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? The tax collector 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I rather not have to choose 17. What was your childhood nickname? It is a secret 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Ha! Must not tell 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? God no! 20. How do you eat your cookie? Passionately 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Clip my nails 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? A few 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Often 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? No 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don’t do dares 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Hahahaha only once, lesson learned 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I didn’t know it had left |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Janet
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Next to my belly button 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Usually. 4. What body part do you wash first? Hair 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Inappropriate! 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? No. 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Park, but just in NY where we don’t worry about little things like hitting the car in front or behind us. 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? On a slow one. 10. How many times have you been cussed out? 23,203,210,399,494,939,993, well...23,203,210,399,494,939,994 if you count my 6th grade math teacher when she sat on the tack. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Left. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? See 10. 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, but sadly I understand this question. 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Refuse to answer on the grounds of self incrimination. 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I think it’s fairly well known that both Marcus Mumford and Adele are obsessed with me. 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel. I love sleeping on clean sheets. 17. What was your childhood nickname? Missy 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I possess an excellent multi-tasking ability. Too bad this question isn’t “What is the weirdest thing you have done while driving an ambulance with red lights doing 80 on the highway….” Now, THAT is great story. 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? To be that flexible would require a dedication to fitness that I could never maintain. 20. How do you eat your cookie? Since cookie is singular, I’m not even going to answer this question. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. The sober list is fairly long…. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Just one. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily. 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? scrunch 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Bees and ladders. I have nightmares about being on a ladder and attacked by bees where the only means of escape is a standard. True story. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Do rolled bills count? 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I was 16, and to be fair, he did drive a 67’ candy apple red Chevelle. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No way. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I don’t think so. 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Again, I’m an excellent multi-tasker 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? That would require a receipt that I can’t seem to find. |
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01-22-2012, 06:09 PM
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I do not have the attention span for 31 questions...so I'll do 10.
20. How do you eat your cookie? Sometimes I dunk, sometimes I pop the whole thing in my mouth and take a swig, and sometimes I take small bites. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Fart 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? One, if I drink it too fast. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Usually every day, sometimes I forget. 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch and wrap. 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Define "strange" I don't like to be in big crowds. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Dared doesn't mean I did it...No. 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No. 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? "Caught" like they were trying to keep it a SECRET? No. ;-) 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I usually help, even if I don't help, I don't laugh...unless it's hella funny, but it usually isn't. :-/ 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Hell Yes! |
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01-22-2012, 07:44 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Beverly
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? collarbone 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? damn straight I do 4. What body part do you wash first? Face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order in under a minute. Yay 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? Ew. No. 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Neither, I take the bus 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope 10. How many times have you been cussed out? not many, at least not to my face. 11. Which shoe do you put on first? whichever one I find first. I'm not very organized in the morning 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Good sense of humour 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, and wtf is snipe-hunting? 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Depends on what happened during the day 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I don't think so 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? gross...bedsheets I guess. I hate stinky towels 17. What was your childhood nickname? Princess. Not in a complimentary way, as in "Oh, Princess thinks she's too good to help her mom carry in the groceries." That sort of thing. 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Again, I take the bus/ train 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? when I was a kid, lol 20. How do you eat your cookie? shove it in my mouth. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Sing! I love signing, but I'm awful at it. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends. A few strong martinis will get me drunk, but I can pound back some beer. Maybe I should have mentioned this under the Strange Talent question. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? at least once a day 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Rats. I don't know if that's strange, but I'm terrified of rats. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? My finger? 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don't think so 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Nope, but it's funny to hear them fart in their sleep when they spend the night 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? If it was an elderly person I would rush over to help, otherwise I barely manage to stifle my laughter 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Maybe later |
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01-22-2012, 09:09 PM
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Sara
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Curve of my ear 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Yes...I am compelled to smell it as well 4. What body part do you wash first? Hair (is that a body part?)...if not, face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can touch my nose with my tongue 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? I don't make a habit of it 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I parallel park...badly 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yes 10. How many times have you been cussed out? None to my face 11. Which shoe do you put on first? The right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Tall 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? I don't believe I do this 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes...both 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel...after all we are clean when we use them right? 17. What was your childhood nickname? Leelee 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Brush my teeth 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No 20. How do you eat your cookie? I bite off a hunk...then suck on it until it gets all mushy and collapses in my mouth 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I make up songs about everything I am doing and sing them to my animals...I call it being a 'singer of life'...they call me crazy 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I do not drink 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? I scrunch then wrap so I have a flat surface 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Snakes...I will not even touch them in books 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Oh sure...stuck a marble up there once because it looked as though it would be a perfect fit 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I am ever gallant 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Where did it go? |
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why the hell not!
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?Elizabeth
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?just above right temple 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? duh...of course 4. What body part do you wash first? arms 5. What's the strangest talent you have? retaining useless information(considering i cant retain the important stuff) 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? waaaaay innie 7. Do you pee in the pool?yes i have 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? parallel 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? nope 10. How many times have you been cussed out? more than a few less than always 11. Which shoe do you put on first? left 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? 95% have been bbw 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?of course 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? [B]she knows  15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? yes 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? towel...can always airdry 17. What was your childhood nickname?scooter 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? change my shorts 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? yes as a small child 20. How do you eat your cookie? uhh one biter at a time .gif "Say What?") 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. cry at stupid movies 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? these days..on empty stomach..2 beers 23. How often do you clean out your ears? daily 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? fear of running over a snake and it flying in the window 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? uhh nose hair scissors, 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?a couple times 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? ugh yeah 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?i usually beat them to it soooo 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?both 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? never lost it 
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Pretty sure it's Janet...or something close to that 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I have no idea nor do I wish to... 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? No...I trust the sign poster 4. What body part do you wash first? My hair 5. What's the strangest talent you have? That depends on who you ask I think 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? I don't swim in pools that have a HIGH pee contamination factor 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Depends 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No...that's just WAY too much work when you're a butch 10. How many times have you been cussed out? Too many to count 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Left 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Jealousy 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Cow-tipping yes...snipe-hunting...no not sure what that is but doesn't sound legal 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? My parents 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I have no idea 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Ok, so after you shower you're clean right? And if you shower before you go to bed you're clean right? Seeing my point here? 17. What was your childhood nickname? sqeater 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Jump out 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No 20. How do you eat your cookie? I hit it with a sledge hammer and lick up the crumbs This question begged this answer.21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Play Dance Central 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Three will put me right under the table 23. How often do you clean out your ears? WHAT!?!?!?! 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Cats...they're just too unpredictable and their claws are sharp and they cling to things...like people's legs 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Am sure I have...straws come to mind 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Yes 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help then laugh... 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I'd like sexy front more...bring sexy front please |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?I don't know, she died many years ago.
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?I have one on the side of my neck and I hate it. 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?It depends on if I'm in a curious mood. 4. What body part do you wash first?my hair 5. What's the strangest talent you have?writing porn 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?innie 7. Do you pee in the pool?omg no! 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I'm very good at parallel parking, so I do that. 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? I'm still trying to get two dates in the same month! 10. How many times have you been cussed out? by whom? probably too many to count 11. Which shoe do you put on first? I really want to say my black ones but I'm figuring you mean left or right, so it's right. 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? yeah, none of them are with me anymore 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? is there really such a thing as snipe hunting? and no to both 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? other than God (nightly prayers) I guess it would be my kids wondering if they're going to need anything in the morning 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? no, but that would be really cool 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? first...ewww! but if I had to choose I guess it would be my towel. 17. What was your childhood nickname? I didn't have one 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? ummm...hmmm...no comment. 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? eww no! 20. How do you eat your cookie? one bite at a time. 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. ummm....lmao no comment 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? 3 glasses of wine and I'm done. 23. How often do you clean out your ears? every day 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? fish flies...gross! 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? ewww!! who really wants to know that??!! and no 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? lmao..at the time I regretted it..but now I just laugh 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? almost once, but no 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? no, and that would be the last date for sure 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? both 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? you mean it isn't back?
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Earth mother
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? My ear lobe 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Sometimes. Lol 4. What body part do you wash first? Arms 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Intuition 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? No 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope 10. How many times have you been cussed out? Never 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They were pretty. 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Snipe 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? No one 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Nope 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel 17. What was your childhood nickname? Had none 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Change my pants 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? no 20. How do you eat your cookie? one bite at a time 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Do my booty dance. 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? 4 23. How often do you clean out your ears? Twice a week 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? scrunch 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Afraid of pregnant women. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes, when I was a kid. It was a pea. 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Yes when I was a teen it was to smoke angel dust. Never again! I was 17 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Yes __________________ Your hearts know in silence the secrets of the days and the nights. But your ears thirst for the sound of your heart's knowledge. ~Kahlil Gibran |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Louise
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Not sure 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? No 4. What body part do you wash first? Hair 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Depends on who you ask 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? No 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No 10. How many times have you been cussed out? I'm usually the cussie 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Yes, Me. 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? It's a secret 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Seriously? 17. What was your childhood nickname? Can't tell you. 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Depends on what I was driving at the time 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No.. that is nasty 20. How do you eat your cookie? With a glass of milk 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.  22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I'm not a drinker 23. How often do you clean out your ears? After every shower 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? I hate clowns. A good clown is a dead clown. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don’t do dares 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Can we reverse this question? 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Depends. Where did it go? |
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Don't remember 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Yes, right there but it is a beauty mark, of course 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? No 4. What body part do you wash first? My face 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Don't have a strange talent but am very good at remembering names & faces 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? No, gross! 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Try to get it in a couple if times, get embarrassed if I can't and if people are watching my fail-then I drive around the block 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No 10. How many times have you been cussed out? I am a psych nurse! When I used to work on mental health units, it was a daily occurrence! 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right one 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Great at oral sex 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? The butch... 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? A poem 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Sophie's choice- bath towel because I use it after I shower. I have, have, to have clean sheets 17. What was your childhood nickname? Bobbi 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? No comment 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Not that flexible! 20. How do you eat your cookie? No cookie eating up in here 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Yes, that well, not that I wouldn't or haven't done it in front of another during a "special" time...22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Two of anything 23. How often do you clean out your ears? After daily shower, thanks for asking 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Developed claustrophobia after an MRI about 10 years ago- also heights, tall bridges, glass elevators. Yes, the psych nurse has her own "issues", lol! 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Oh god no! 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Can't think of anything 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Yes, have done that- not recently 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Yes 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Rush to help 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Thank heavens, sexy finally back in my life!!
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