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11-13-2009, 11:42 AM | #1 |
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Speak a Lie .....
Okay, here goes - you can only post lies in here.
No truthful statements!! I'll start. I love that I am at work today and not home sleeping. I am not tired at all and have all the energy in the world. *eyeroll* My tooth doesn't hurt so I probably won't need a root canal. I'm in SUCH a great mood. lol |
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11-13-2009, 02:23 PM | #2 |
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I am shy, quiet and reserved.
I NEVER speak my mind. I have never been known to drink Patron. Last edited by MizzSabra; 11-13-2009 at 02:23 PM. Reason: That last line rhymed |
11-13-2009, 02:24 PM | #3 |
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I don't enjoy being in the office by myself with no one to bug me.
I don't think I can get used to this. I still don't wanna go home. |
11-13-2009, 02:56 PM | #4 |
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I get to play all weekend long, because I am totally caught up on my homework.
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11-13-2009, 03:29 PM | #5 |
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I love having woken up this morning at 6am with a gallbladder attack and missing work to lay here in pain!
I love even more that I don't get to see the specialist until January about this awesome pain I hate wrestling, and I never watch it religiously I don't like BFP, or anyone here, I am offended that Wildcat did not give out any hugs or thank you's today Friday's suck .............. so go jump off a bridge!!! |
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I have beachfront property for sale, too
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11-13-2009, 03:43 PM | #7 |
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I'm not happy to be home.
I am not looking forward to homemade chicken soup. Mare makes the worst chicken soup in the whole wide world.
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I hate this new smiley ----->
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11-13-2009, 04:38 PM | #9 |
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I do not like this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwttxW5hMg (Little Lies: Fleetwood Mac) *I am NOT trying this again, June. ETA: AH, DAMN IT! I am SO HAPPY THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. I'm not sorry. I don't wonder what I am doing wrong!!!!!! (I'm not calling out to June for help here?!) |
11-13-2009, 04:42 PM | #10 | |
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11-14-2009, 09:28 AM | #11 |
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I am NOT bumping this thread!
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11-14-2009, 10:00 AM | #12 |
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I don't feel like this right now...
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11-14-2009, 10:38 AM | #13 |
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Maybe you should have tried craigslist, they advertise the most reputable work force.
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11-14-2009, 10:42 AM | #14 |
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My neck feels GREAT now....all loose and stretchy and without pain.
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O June, how you charm me!
That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin.
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11-14-2009, 11:17 AM | #16 |
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Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz.
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11-14-2009, 11:17 AM | #17 |
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Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth.
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11-16-2009, 12:39 PM | #19 |
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I did not just see my co-worker's ass crack again. It's not like I see it on a daily basis or anything. And it certainly doesn't remind me of a fault line.
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