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Old 05-15-2013, 05:04 AM   #1001
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Morning already? Nooooooo! Too tired...need coffee....oh damn....I forgot to set the delay on the coffee pot last night. What day is this?

oh crap, only Wednesday?

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Old 05-15-2013, 05:48 AM   #1002
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It's Wednesday. Staff meeting day. *burries face in pillows* I'll appreciate this later.
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:48 AM   #1003
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Tylenol.........
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:18 AM   #1004
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What day is it?
Standard checklist follows:
Where is my kid
Where is my guy
What time is my first obligation
What is it like out?

However, if it is nice out than the windows are open and I first flip over to stick my nose out the window, along with my trusty dog, and we just sniff the nice air while mulling things over.
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:49 AM   #1005
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... ... Oh crap.
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Old 05-16-2013, 04:59 AM   #1006
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What a beautiful day and what a wonderful weekend it will be!!
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Old 05-16-2013, 05:21 AM   #1007
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Was that real?

waits.

thinks.

relief washes over me as i realize it was only a dream.
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Old 05-16-2013, 08:16 AM   #1008
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Seriously Maddy? It's 3:30 in the morning and NOW you have to pee??? Crap!
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Old 05-16-2013, 08:57 AM   #1009
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Old 05-16-2013, 10:27 AM   #1010
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"I hate waking up like this. Stupid cramps! I want to go back to my dreams and my warm covers"
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:39 AM   #1011
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Why is she not laying right here? *points*
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:40 AM   #1012
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OUCH! No birthday yoga class for me today! Yesterday kicked my ars
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:06 AM   #1013
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How may i serve YOU my love?
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:16 AM   #1014
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Today my first thought was to crawl back in bed but the dependable worker said, go get in the shower, it's a really short work day
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:28 AM   #1015
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Its Friday !!! Check my phone just in case.... YES!!!! SWEET!!!
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FRIDAY!!!!!!!! I hope this weekend moves along at a glacial pace...but in a very good way!
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Old 05-18-2013, 04:38 AM   #1018
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its 630 am.... on a Saturday... why am i awake..
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Old 05-18-2013, 06:01 AM   #1019
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Oh what a beautiful morning!!! Mmmmm...weekend coffee will be extra special today!
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Old 05-18-2013, 06:09 AM   #1020
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Mmmm it's Saturday, oooO his fingers inside me
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