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08-22-2011, 06:46 AM
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REALLY? - Some things are common sense
The American Association of Pediatrics needs to issue a warning about children falling out of windows? REALLY?
A warning that children could fall out of windows if left open? Really?
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08-22-2011, 07:08 AM
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I have 11 Post-it note messages
What does the post-it note on the egg carton in the refrigerator say.???
Eggs. Post-it on the wall with an arrow pointing down to a dish of water. Dog's water. Please fill. Post-it on counter --> Cats water on the counter so the dog doesn't drink it all. Post-it on back door. To open and close door, lift handle. to lock turn deadbolt to the left.... 9 years...I wish I had taken pictures of the post-it package I wrapped for her with all her notes last Christmas. I swear to you. I am pet sitting while Deborah (my ex-of 9 years) and BimberlyKimberly are on the Blue Danube Olivia cruise. |
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08-22-2011, 07:13 AM
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You should leave a whole lot of post-its stuck around that say "Post-It."
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08-22-2011, 07:18 AM
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say it ain't so... I wonder how much this study cost???
the "danglers"   "the bouncers"  this one fell seven stories bounced off an awning and landed in a mans arms without a scratch  this one was tossed from burning building in the bronx ( he survived  ) this one has no fear of falling 
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08-22-2011, 07:27 AM
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I like the little packs of dessicant that say, "Do Not Eat."
It, of course, makes me want to eat them.
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Really? That's not funny to you? Last edited by tapu; 08-22-2011 at 07:36 AM. |
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08-22-2011, 08:33 AM
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08-22-2011, 08:37 AM
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REALLY?
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08-22-2011, 08:39 AM
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REALLY?
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08-22-2011, 08:46 AM
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08-22-2011, 09:10 AM
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Warning: KY Jelly is NOT a food product.
(giggles)  
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08-22-2011, 09:14 AM
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08-22-2011, 09:24 AM
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OMG having lived rural as many years as I have and depending on hired labor I could write a freaking book on the stupid shit people do. Even Wanton Boi said that whenever I explain things to hym I talk to hym like hy's a child. I don't mean to. It's just that I've learned from experience to fully and completely explain what I want, write it down and even then "something" will happen that makes me shake my head and question human nature.
I have low tolerance and patience for ignorance and stupidity. Now I delegate it to Wanton Boi and hy now supervises. Hy understands my nature and doesn't take offense to my "high gear" but even hy does things that make me laugh. Sometimes common sense is hard to find.
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08-22-2011, 09:37 AM
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Talk about NO common sense...But funny as hell...
  
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08-22-2011, 10:22 AM
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Pineapple Express ~ Common Gonja Sense  Keep Out of Reach of Children. .gif "Say What?") The backside reads 'May Cause Drowsiness'    
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08-22-2011, 10:48 AM
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Best thread ever!!! lol
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08-22-2011, 10:51 AM
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The last fue years I ran my training stable I had this guy that worked for me,I wrote everything I needed done daily on paper..explaneing very well on what it was,we even went over it verbaly before the start of the day..ond day about 20 minits into the work day he came in to ask a question about watering the outside pens...wich end to start from.Yeah,I know..I told him not to over run the tanks to much and not to flood the area around the tanks cause it all ran down to the far end so would flood the shed.yeaaah u got it,at least twice a week he would leave the water on thus flooding the last pen..water flows down hill damit.
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08-22-2011, 11:01 AM
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08-22-2011, 12:01 PM
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no doubt
The root of the problem is , not taking responsibility for your own actions. Its always someone else who is to blame. Especially if we can sue them and get rich, when we spill our hot coffee and get burned. Yes its hot, that's why it's called HOT coffee. Tort reform ! So many govt. agencies in place right now, who's only purpose is to micromanage us . Pretty soon you will be required to wear a seat belt on a bicycle. And some sort of helmet when you drive. We must be saved from ourselves! Quick somebody make a new law.
Did you know according to the national highway safety council , 52% of all fatality accidents were not wearing a seat belt. That means 48 percent were wearing one ! That means the odds are the same with or without a seat belt! Yet they felt those odds should justify imposing mandatory seatbelt laws. The commericals, click it or ticket. Seat belts save lives! No they don't. Not anymore than not wearing one does. The odds are the same.
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08-22-2011, 12:14 PM
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And I'm thinking those parents had some balls to sue the owners of the pool because it was their responsibility to watch their own damn kid.
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08-22-2011, 12:14 PM
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Warning on the side of my bottle of window cleaner: WARNING! EYE IRRITANT..Keep away from eyes. Do not spray in or near eyes.
Does this mean that at one time someone could not get the streaks off their windows and decided, perhaps, that the streaks were actually on their eyes? And even sadder...why does that possibility not even surprise me anymore?
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