Happy Birthday evolveme: Thanksgiving's Top Turkey - Page 2

Sam · 11-26-2009, 07:42 AM

Happy Birthday, hoping its a great day and year for you!!!!

MrSunshine · 11-26-2009, 07:50 AM

Happy Birthday e and gobble gobble. I got you some

Jett · 11-26-2009, 08:30 AM

Happiest of Birthdays e!

(and Happy 1 year to you both!)

Metro

Andrew, Jr. · 11-26-2009, 12:45 PM

Happy Birthday e! I hope you enjoy your day.

Mister Bent · 11-26-2009, 01:46 PM

Thanks to SuperFemme, this triple holiday now has a name:

Turkibivary.

Happy Turkibivary all!

evolveme · 11-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Dear Humans and Other People,

A great big thanks to all of you for reminding me that I am, yes, getting deeper grooves along the side of my mouth. Not from smiling at your clever little antics, no, but from screaming in pain at the way those little dancing and wiggling emoticons make my head to hurt worse than it already does. Such is the bounty of age. Whoever told you it was wisdom lied to you. Just look around. Do you see wisdom, or do you see frivolity and madness, my friends?

And not a one of you (excepting Bonne) could even show up with a gift?

Yes, well, I love you fuckers, too.

I mean that,

e

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-26-2009, 02:45 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVOLVEME

*hands over a box of quality high priced chocolates*

Jet · 11-26-2009, 02:47 PM

Happy Birthday. Have a great year.

christie · 11-26-2009, 03:09 PM

Happiest of days!!! You two have quite a bit to celebrate!

Wishing you many more years of bliss together.

Christie & Jess

Lips · 11-26-2009, 05:04 PM

e

You're the ramalangadingdong. And I mean that.

Happy Birthday, my friend!!

Tell that hot butch of yours to spoil you like the Queen that you are!

Bob · 11-26-2009, 05:10 PM

"Happy Birthday" is such a sad dull phrase; might as well say 'have a nice day' (or worse, have a blessed one). So to you, my Cajun cousin twice removed, I say, piquet toi (for the linguistically challenged: "go fuckyerself"), which of course I say with the best possible meaning and a beatific grin.

-C.

apretty · 11-26-2009, 08:37 PM

h a p p i e s t b i r t h d a y , e v e r ! !

Spa · 11-26-2009, 09:23 PM

I totally bought you a present, but Bob kept it for himself. Fucker.

Happy birthday, you smart little tart!

FeminineAllure · 11-26-2009, 09:30 PM

Happy Birthday

Dylan · 11-26-2009, 11:22 PM

YAY!!!!!!

Dylan

The_Lady_Snow · 11-26-2009, 11:28 PM

Hope you had a blessed day woman

11-26-2009, 08:30 AM	#23
Jett Member How Do You Identify?: Hardcore bullheaded grown-ass Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: she loves my shaggy hair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The backroom of a night cafe plotting world domination Posts: 1,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,054 Thanked 3,299 Times in 568 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Happiest of Birthdays e! (and Happy 1 year to you both!) Metro __________________ .......... In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

11-26-2009, 01:46 PM	#25
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,831 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Thanks to SuperFemme, this triple holiday now has a name: Turkibivary. Happy Turkibivary all! __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-26-2009, 02:08 PM	#26
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 737 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 288948	Dear Humans and Other People, A great big thanks to all of you for reminding me that I am, yes, getting deeper grooves along the side of my mouth. Not from smiling at your clever little antics, no, but from screaming in pain at the way those little dancing and wiggling emoticons make my head to hurt worse than it already does. Such is the bounty of age. Whoever told you it was wisdom lied to you. Just look around. Do you see wisdom, or do you see frivolity and madness, my friends? And not a one of you (excepting Bonne) could even show up with a gift? Yes, well, I love you fuckers, too. I mean that, e __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-26-2009, 05:04 PM	#30
Lips Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme-inist Preferred Pronoun?: She/Hers Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The great state of reason Posts: 31 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 33 Thanked 44 Times in 11 Posts Rep Power: 214768	e You're the ramalangadingdong. And I mean that. Happy Birthday, my friend!! Tell that hot butch of yours to spoil you like the Queen that you are! __________________ Read My Blog! www.queercomedy.blogspot.com Watch my stand-up! Website: www.BelindaCarrollComedy.com

11-26-2009, 08:37 PM	#32
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11-26-2009, 07:42 AM	#21
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11-26-2009, 07:50 AM	#22
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11-26-2009, 12:45 PM	#24
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11-26-2009, 02:45 PM	#27
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11-26-2009, 02:47 PM	#28
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11-26-2009, 03:09 PM	#29
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753261	Happiest of days!!! You two have quite a bit to celebrate! Wishing you many more years of bliss together. Christie & Jess

11-26-2009, 05:10 PM	#31
Bob Member How Do You Identify?: Jackass. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In your mom. Posts: 144 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15 Thanked 288 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 29241	"Happy Birthday" is such a sad dull phrase; might as well say 'have a nice day' (or worse, have a blessed one). So to you, my Cajun cousin twice removed, I say, piquet toi (for the linguistically challenged: "go fuckyerself"), which of course I say with the best possible meaning and a beatific grin. -C.

11-26-2009, 09:23 PM	#33
Spa Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Secret handshake. Relationship Status: I do the crossword in bed. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: A river runs through it. Posts: 20 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12 Thanked 16 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 36	I totally bought you a present, but Bob kept it for himself. Fucker. Happy birthday, you smart little tart!

11-26-2009, 09:30 PM	#34
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11-26-2009, 11:22 PM	#35
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11-26-2009, 11:28 PM	#36
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