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Old 12-25-2016, 09:04 AM   #921
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Some cats enjoy leash walks. It broadens their scope of the world. My cat enjoys car rides. I'd happily try her with a leash for hiking if I didn't have 3 dogs that need the exercise more lol (Eleanor is an indoor outdoor cat)
Meowee is a wild cat. Something bad in them woods got after her and she found me doing laundry one night.I didn't look for her to make it but she has healed right up and she is one badass of a cat..She understands me and she talks to me too..

So..This morning, bright and early. I decide I'm going to mcdonalds..Meowee followed me to the car and jumped right in..I bet she don't do that anymore..lol
But she was good for the most part, she got off my head when I told her to..She was extremely happy to get back home tho..

I'm getting her a leash soon.
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we puppy sat the grand puppies last nite and i felt like i was caring for 2 human babies...i was up twice during the nite....
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While carrying gifts to my truck this morning my chickens we're trying to pick holes in the bags because of the sparkling glitter on the bags. They were about to piss me off wandering around under my feet about to trip me up not to mention the possible holes in the bags
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The baby kitty keeps yelling at me to play. It may be time for a kitten to keep her company.
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He wasn't a pet but I released the turtle I found. The weather took a warm turn and the naturalist I consulted said it was his best option. Done and done. I hope he thrives...

The dogs enjoyed his leftover hamburger (with rice) mixed into their food. I also included some sweet potato since I made a mammoth one.

We also had a very nice hike in a new woods.

And...last but not least...Bitsy has become a woman...time to see about spaying her. She's being a bit of a floozy with her brother....ick
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Well I don't know if it zonked Monte out as it put me right to sleep. But what I do know is even if it didn't make him sleep, it at least helped to calm him down. This because for the first time in forever he didn't wait for me to fall asleep and then jump and hop around all over my body, as if to say - Dance mere peasant mortal fool, dance, it's party time - let's rumba!!!

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I took my dog out. He peed and pooped outside. I am grateful.
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Meowee -

She Jumped up on her case of food I just bought her that was sitting on the kitchen floor, and she said "Mine,mine,mine"...
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I found a lost, elderly dog this morning at the grocery store..

The dogs are all welcoming her pretty well..Yoda is a bit too curious for my liking...

Not sure how she is with cats yet either.

Her name is Aria. Her family didn't update their phone number on her microchip. They are tracking her down but I got to the animal shelter just before closing. Hopefully all will be ok overnight...
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She Jumped up on her case of food I just bought her that was sitting on the kitchen floor, and she said "Mine,mine,mine"...
WOW damn impressive you've taught a cat to talk
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The baby kitty keeps yelling at me to play. It may be time for a kitten to keep her company.
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They slept a lot, tried to trip me a few times, licked their private parts, and slept more. Oh, and there was serious belly rub begging.
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They found the elderly dog's owner...but they won't answer any of their calls. Apparently they've dumped her.

I know nothing about her and she's now in my care. Its either that or surrender her to the pound. We we're there for a mere twenty minutes while they scanned her and she was a shaky, scared mess.

Why are people so fucking awful.
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They found the elderly dog's owner...but they won't answer any of their calls. Apparently they've dumped her.

I know nothing about her and she's now in my care. Its either that or surrender her to the pound. We we're there for a mere twenty minutes while they scanned her and she was a shaky, scared mess.

Why are people so fucking awful.
I wish I was closer. Poor baby.
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I wish I was closer. Poor baby.
Its one of my life goals to start a rescue for elderly, disabled and infirmed dogs..

A little sooner than I planned I guess. The only problem is the poor old girl is scared of yoda and won't join us in the living area. She stays in the back bedroom. Which. My daughter will return to in just a few days when she gets back from Florida

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SUCH a sweet dog She just let me rub her tummy for the first time awwww
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My cocker spaniel slept half on her doggy bed and half on the floor! Guess she was comfortable!?!
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I took Kevin and Jennifer on a very long walk before daylight this morning. Then it started raining and has rained all day. I have opened the back door at least 20 times today when the rain reduced itself to a light drizzel to see if they wanted to negotiate a few drops. They would go out briefly and then head for the back door. Thank goodness santa brought them 2 packs of nylabones with 3 to each package. These are holding up very well and they are helping somewhat with the pouty faces.
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